Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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WTF is a Gluten?
I think it’s a killer whale.

Years ago everyone was saying, “Free Willy”, demanding a certain whale be released from captivity. These days everyone’s yapping about how Gluten is now free.

Unfortunately, there’s some bird that still remains under confinement after decades of people demanding its release.
 
Good picture. I was a Betty Rubble guy, everyone else was a Wilma guy. Both wife's are brunettes so I guess it played out. I always wanted to be a Flintstone.
So what you’re saying is, you always wanted to bang your best friend’s wife?

Full disclosure: Betty was hotter than Wilma. MaryAnn over Ginger too.
 
Motherfuckers DO realize that the MOST deadly of all combative/defensive knife types is the T handle push dagger, and is also the most primitive and easiest to make, right? The whole thing from edge to handle can be stenciled and cut straight out of a 1084 blank bar and for emergency use, heat treating is not even required.
Then again you could just eat a porterhouse steak and save the bone. Won’t even set off a metal detector.
 
People Eating Tasty Animals: Clowns!!

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Oh man!
We all better stop eating meat then....
because some fucking Vegans said we won't be able to get it up any more if we don't!

And it's hilarious that they are targeting gay men with their ad to really drive the vegan thing home to their target audience.
Apparently the meat eating heteros aren't having an issue.
 
So what you’re saying is, you always wanted to bang your best friend’s wife?

Full disclosure: Betty was hotter than Wilma. MaryAnn over Ginger too.

truth

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But damn, if a hot redhead doesn’t just flip my switch. Black hair and blue eyes is my kryptonite, but a hot ginger just flat works.

Every.

Single.

Time.

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Says the guy who has never had a quality prostate exam.
Not from a doctor anyway. :D



I made someone literally choke and spit out their drink at work one day. Walked up on a conversation people were having, apparently one of them was going home after work to start their colonoscopy prep. One of them asked if I'd ever had a colonoscopy and I replied "You know, not professionally...." (spew)
 
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