Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Fuck I lied my IG feed is on fire today lol
While on patrol out in the Bering Sea a Soviet Bear bomber decided to buzz our cutter. Bears have 4 sets of counter rotating propellers and that thing was FUCKING LOUD!
You gotta admire his optimism
Soooo, yer a frumunda guy too ?
Not surprised/shocked.
Been there, done that. Wish I had photos of it.
We sunk an M1 at Ft Hood in 1984. C 1/8 1st Cav.
Shortly after getting our shiny new M1 tanks we were tasked to be OPFOR and attack a unit being graded on the defense. The smoke tracks laid a nice thick screen, and we charged through it like the Soviets to wipe them out. Lol. Naturally, we weren't supposed to win, so we had to do it again.
This time the smoke tracks did an extra thick smoke screen... and we once again came charging through the dense clouds ready to destroy. Difference is, I was over it, so I didn't even try. Sitting on the gunner's seat, I just rested my head to the side by placing my CVC on the ballistic computer, closing my eyes, and trying to get a nap. Suddenly water was coming in from the turret ring... then the mantlet... "Damn this is a deep hole!" I thought. Then... water (a lot) was coming in from the TC's hatch behind me! WTF over?
Turns out, neither Rich (our driver) or the LT could see anything in the extra thick smoke screen... and while barreling through it at 45 mph... we had skipped out to the middle of a pond... and sank. The water was coming in so fast and hard I couldn't move. It had pinned me up against the cadillac's, and sight. The LT tried to climb out probably 3 or 4 time being sucked back in each time before he finally got out. I had to catch a breath, and wait for the turret to fill up. Once standing on the turret roof (knee deep in swampy pond water) we realized that Rich (our driver) hadn't made it out. I had to go back in and manually crank the main gun (that was directly over the driver hatch) out of the way. I ran out of breath and had to go down a second time. When I came up after that second time... he was up, standing on the front slope.
Two engineer D9s working together pulled us out.
Fun-ass shit there boys & girls... but nobody got hurt.
They deemed it the LTs fault for going so fast through the limited visibility. (which was the battle plan)
Tank was a total loss, and he lost 1/2 pay for 6 months.
Fuuuuuuuck..........
Was your commander a guy named Maj Powers?
That’s the most Army shit I’ve heard all week, the command threw the LT under the bus for following their orders so they didn’t catch the blame for dropping the ball on a pre op brief.
I think it's her rib cage, but I can't be sure, cause I haven't seen my wife's in so long I don't remember how they're supposed to look.
Be a real man and do man shit however hard it may be and you won’t have to “find” a woman that looks at you like that.
you see the candles next to the plastic?USS FLAGG was the GI Joe aircraft carrier.
Rip off lol
Yea, that's fuk'n safe.
pics and shit, rulzz
I so totally want this. Lots of surrounding surface space for booze and blow.
It’s almost like you experienced the 1980s….
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They're right. That "music" is a fucking tragedy.
You’re probably going to be smited(smiten, smoted?) by God for this. So before that happens, can I call you on a seance to figure out how bad hell really is?
My wife did this without even knowing what she was doing until her brother mentioned it one time.
