Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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A Harley Biker is riding by the zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event.
The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, “Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.”
The Harley rider replies, “Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.”
The reporter says, “Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?”
The biker replies "I'm a U.S. Marine, a Republican and I’m voting for Trump."
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
“U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT & STEALS HIS LUNCH”
And THAT pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days!
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The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, “Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.”
The Harley rider replies, “Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right.”
The reporter says, “Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?”
The biker replies "I'm a U.S. Marine, a Republican and I’m voting for Trump."
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
“U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT & STEALS HIS LUNCH”
And THAT pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days!
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This guy definitely posts the same as the other twat cooper
Even posts questionably young looking pictures just like him
Even posts questionably young looking pictures just like him
122 posts so far. Almost all "Motivational".
Fram used to make good filters, Back in the 80s/ early 90s.
Saw lots of them on both Ferrari and Lamborghini.
I hope that hurt! Real bad!
I did not know muslims liked water.
Wait! I remember this one... This was the very song that had been on that barbershop radio when those two Genovese and Gambino hitmen walked in that afternoon and whacked Albert Anastasia, right?
Those orange Fram filters are, in fact, utter garbage but the gold(Ultra Synthetic) and blue(Synthetic Endurance) are the best on the market
Can you please point me in the direction of North?
And people think I'm weird when I tell them I like sucking on toes...
I'm impressed. You know your Five Family's history. Did you have a longshoreman relative?Wait! I remember this one... This was the very song that had been on that barbershop radio when those two Genovese and Gambino hitmen walked in that afternoon and whacked Albert Anastasia, right?
