Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Our son married a Polish girl in Michigan. Best decision he ever made, that said her Mom makes the best Golumpki on earth. I thought I knew. I didn't know shit. Real Polish Golumpki.
Polish village cafe in Hamtramck. Little men’s hotel from the thirties with the restaurant in the basement. Best dill pickle soup and golumpki you’ll find (I didn’t grow up on this stuff either). I tried the duck’s blood soup, but probably once is enough for me.
 
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Have you ever had a dream that that you um you had you'd you would you could you'd do you wi you wants you you could do so you you'd do you could you you want you want him to do you so much you could do anything?​

Go home grandpa, youre drunk
Is that all? Got nothing more?
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Is AD Navy some gay code for Navy? I worked with the squids back before they changed their sexual orientation policy and started letting in heterosexuals (they weren’t that heterosexual).

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You can make AD code for whatever you want. I’m sure you know what it means being the guy you are.

None of the services have ever been “that heterosexual .”

Post more of those good pics. Everybody wants to see them. That’s why they comment on them. They can’t wait to see more.

Pics and all.
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Philosophy - Grad students write papers about the black cat

Metaphysics - Develop a hypothesis about the black cat, but never prove or disprove its existence

Theology - Interpret ancient letters to support your religion

Science - Wait 20 years for lab assistance to admit he painted the cat and it was originally tabby
 
This is an issue when I aimlessly let thought wonder.

If everything is pre ordained down to the second there is no free will…then why live at all. Your going to heaven or hell from day 1 minute 1.

You were good your whole life and while planning an evil deed your time; that was preordained comes. So your a “good one”.

But a guy who performed the same evil deed and felt sorrow and was on his way to confession, but his time comes..is a bad one

Of course there is more but I don’t want to trite a thesis while sitting in bathroom. Lol
 
Each of the colleges at university has their central question. The engineering college’s question is “How will we build that!”, the business colleges central question is “how will we pay for that? and the liberal arts colleges central question is “Would you like fries with that?”
 
Each of the colleges at university has their central question. The engineering college’s question is “How will we build that!”, the business colleges central question is “how will we pay for that? and the liberal arts colleges central question is “Would you like fries with that?”

This reminds me of the old, classic "Fire in a Hotel" joke.

An engineer, a businessman and a mathematician were staying overnight in a Hotel. The engineer wakes up and smells smoke. "OMG There;s a fire! What can I do? Wait.. I'm an engineer. I'm a smart guy, I can think of something. If I take the ice bucket and continue to fill it up I can........"

Meanwhile, the businessman wakes up and smells smoke. "OMG there's a fire! What can I do? Wait. I'm a businessman. I"m a smart guy. I can think of something. I know... I'll call the fire dept. and let them handle it."

Finally, the mathmetician wakes up and smells smoke. "OMG There's a fire! What can I do? Wait... I'm a mathemetician. I'm a smart guy. I know I can think of something."

So, he sits on the bed, and after 20 minutes, he exclaims:

"OK, I've thought of it....." And he goes back to sleep!

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