Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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When I was a kid I was great at picking out the cow patties that crusted over and held together, but we’re still wet in the middle and splattered when thrown at people.

Also would see hundreds of magic mushrooms and had no idea at the time.
You took a bite.
Didn't ya
 
Many years ago I was trying to sort out an electrical problem in a college dorm room. I was kneeling down along side a desk in a dark bedroom pulling an outlet apart. I shifted over and kneeled on something hard, I reached down to move the item without looking and as I did my brain started to process what my hand was holding. "Hmmm..." I look down to see this big brown dildo in my hand. I made some noise and flung it away. lmao That's when I saw it was one of those, a wooden dick bottle opener.
 
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