Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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My buddy drunk fingered a chick outside of a party and he “thought it would look sexy” to lick his fingers in the middle of it, but it was pretty dark and he said the texture was similar to licking chunky mayo off his fingers and it tasted rotten. Needless to say he puked everywhere.

Him telling the story is 10 times funnier.

Edit: He said he might have been drunk enough he fingered her ass and didn’t realize it. I forgot that part.
 
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