Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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More wisdom from the @akmike47 archives.

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Your tax dollars at work.
Did they use the scientific method to arrive at this conclusion? Double blind study with a control group that only tasted avocados and another that only tasted dick? I heard they named Dirty D after his test group that helped determine they tasted like Clean D.
 
Leftist batshit insanity takes a new turn: Leftist protesting against nomination of RFK Jr. into leadership of Dept. Of Health and his perfectly normal and sensible health advice about seed oils chug bottle of cooking oil...




RFK Jr. should release another bulletin in the next week stressing that inhaling butane and lighter fuel to get high is very bad for you and you should never do it. Seems like we have a self correcting problem with these leftist parasites.

For normal people, the nomination of RFK Jr. is a very good thing because he knows how to really turn up the heat on shady food and drug manufacturers looking to make quick bucks at the potential expense of peoples' lives and health. If the leftists hate him, even better. Just confirms that we need him nominated even more. How much does anybody want to bet that the left would LOVE to have Mike Pence installed in some very high position again?

Drink up douchebag!
 
Leftist batshit insanity takes a new turn: Leftist protesting against nomination of RFK Jr. into leadership of Dept. Of Health and his perfectly normal and sensible health advice about seed oils chug bottle of cooking oil...




RFK Jr. should release another bulletin in the next week stressing that inhaling butane and lighter fuel to get high is very bad for you and you should never do it. Seems like we have a self correcting problem with these leftist parasites.

For normal people, the nomination of RFK Jr. is a very good thing because he knows how to really turn up the heat on shady food and drug manufacturers looking to make quick bucks at the potential expense of peoples' lives and health. If the leftists hate him, even better. Just confirms that we need him nominated even more. How much does anybody want to bet that the left would LOVE to have Mike Pence installed in some very high position again?

LOL......Is that how the gay dudes get ready for a date now? In all seriousness, I am fairly certain I know where he will be sitting for the next 24 hours or so. Lot's of toilet sitting time. At least that bowel blockage will now pass. 🤣
 
After you shunned her, she came straight over to my place.

She left very happy and the only person she was pissed off at was you.

You know the funny thing ? She's a hairdresser 🤣
Well not all hairdressers have long thin fingers and are willing to check my prostate 3 or 4 times a week.

BTW, the cashier at the landfill still wants your number, and shave your legs if you are going to wear high heels and a shorts. No need pretending you are French.
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What I noticed is that Mike Johnson is going hungry.......... :ROFLMAO:

Wonder if that was intentional (?) :unsure:
I figure DJT said I'm buying if you're flying so Mike had to go get those happy meals and when he got back, there was just no place to sit. Right after the pic, he was told to sit down and shut the fuck up.