Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[Dirty D]

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[Dirty D]

I’m almost up to my thong weight

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[Dirty D]

that would be a methtake.

You’ve never had a trailer park smoothie have ya?

 

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[Dirty D]

“Damn that Chihuahua drops some huge turds!”

 

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[carbonbased]

You’ve never had a trailer park smoothie have ya?

Had a Trailer Park Dishwasher, but never a smoothie.

 

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if you delete the last sentence, this reads incredibly similar to SNL’s beloved Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey. Bravo!

 

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[BurtG]

More targets for drone strikes

 

[canman]

Now just gouge that fuckers eyes out and we are in total agreement. Never leave an enemy behind.

 

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[CCISERTDAWG]

democrat, obviously.

 

[Dirty D]

Consequences don’t need a translator

 

[Dirty D]

Had a Trailer Park Dishwasher, but never a smoothie.

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But you guys told me not to shake babies

 

[The D]

But you guys told me not to shake babies

Not sure where you heard that. My kids loved to be shaken when they were little.

 

[Tater Salad]

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Something tells me she’s taken big blasts to the face before.

 

[Threadcutter308]

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Hell, she'd cure me of goats........

 

[Threadcutter308]

Some of Darwin's finest work.......

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Dirty D]

Hell, she'd cure me of goats........

She’s ugly enough to make AMTRAK take a dirt road which means she’s a few rungs above you.

 

[Dirty D]

USAF disposing of the last of the JP7 the right way back in 2002

 

[Dirty D]

All of you can

 

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[Threadcutter308]

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Hyatt Regency Hotel, Renton warshington. Looking NNW at South Tip of Mercer Island on the right hand side of the pic. Downtown Seattle skyline in the background at left edge of MI.

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Nailed this one, didn't I ?

 

[Threadcutter308]

She’s ugly enough to make AMTRAK take a dirt road which means she’s a few rungs above you.

Minor Technicality.........

 

[BurtG]

Apparently he didn’t die

 

[akmike47]

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If you haven’t watched “American Pimp” from 1999 watch it. It’s a documentary and one guy says something to the effect of “I don’t call you a bitch because I don’t care about you, I call you a bitch because I don’t respect you” granted I’m going off decades old memories

 

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[akmike47]

Spoiler Alert:

Here’s the anniversary cake @Threadcutter308 bought for @Dirty D

 

[fx77]

They did that to me as a Paramedic In Training (PIT). But, in this case, it was using the "Bellevue Cocktail" to get them out of their Opioid High.

"WTF YOU DOIN' MAN? I PAID $350.00 FOR THIS POP!!!"

I watched these skels shake just looking at the Narcan filled syringe ...What fun! But those wee the good old days

 

[akmike47]

 

[fx77]

Exactly..smooth brains think it’s just random

What people don’t understand about running a business when cash flow goes to shit..you need to eliminate fixed expenses ASAP and immediately stop hiring.

If the business functioned “yesterday” then we don’t need more people tomorrow. You need to reset and refocus.

So there is an immediate hiring freeze, which goes for anyone in the training pipeline unless they are superheros.

Sounds familiar right..probationary are now let go

Next up you stop all spending budgets and have management sign off on any expenditure from buying pencils to parts. That immediately stops frivolous spending as well as reviewing the mangers who are signing off on expenses…are they capable.

Sounds familiar right..credit cards with 1$ limit

Some babies get tossed with the bath water..just the way it goes. When a mistake is made you rehire or hire new.

The ones who don’t understand this never sat in a C-suite meeting and never had to make decisions that matter for the future of a company more than 100 people..usually those opinions come from the same people who think they know how to build a car better than “Toyota” because there’s a screw that’s hard to get to.

And generally in civil service, my experience was that a probationary employee (first 6 mo) could be fired without cause.