I dunno about that.....i was certainly motivated to keep my fat ass inside today.......
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Jesus, that's hot. What was the humidity? I guess "Satan, that's hot" is more on the mark.
i didnt check.....it wasnt too bad today honestly......higher than what ide consider comfortable.....but hardly "breathing soup" humid......
We have around +10 Celsius here.. Cloudy, rainy
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If you know how to play with them, they do moan.....
I'm just saying.
I'm just saying.
I grew up about an hour and a half away from there. We used to camp, fish, swim and chase women around those lakes. The cliffs at the quarry weren't so butt-ugly when I was a kid, getting scared shitless jumping and diving in to the cool deep water. There was a restaurant in Benton that had fried catfish almost as good as my mom's.
You Northern boys have gone soft. That's an average day in Floriduh.
In about January.... when it goes to 31.9F down in Florida... and it's 35 below here in New England.... We'll have a chat about soft, there my friend. M-Kay?
On the bright side... it will be back in the 70's and dry by Friday. Just going to be a few hot ones.
And I don't have to wear underarmor, a uniform jacket, duty belt and vest any more. In black, of course. And it's not like that is close to the worst. Remember, we have guys in places where it is 120 in the shade... They're carrying a ruck, full body-armor with plates, helmet, ammo load, rifle and plenty of them have LBP's shooting at them and trying to blow their asses up with IED's.
So I'll stop complaining that it's 94 out... from my air-conditioned Roku-enabled reloading room.
Cheers,
Sirhr
Once upon a time, I "manipulated" one, and it spoke.... then I knew what Clarence Carter meant when he said, "I can always tell when it's getting good, she calls out my name,", she goes "clarence Carter, clarence Carter, clarence Carter, oh shit, clarence Carter "...
So, we were in the theater and I manipulated it. It spoke. Out of the darkness, the theater heard, "you shit, get your damn hand off my tit...."
I was glad she forgot to call out my name... just sayin.
The girl in black and white has other pics too. A good figure, I'd say
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Ernie, meinie, miney, mo, catch a squeaky toy by the .......
Many thanks to Barney, 168, triple bull, and the other providers of these "opportunities" to meat gaze squeaky toys, all courtesy of Maggie's drawers and the hide... :- )
Yall come live in Texas for 12 months. Spring lasts one month. Autumn lasts one month.
I'd melt, then dry up like a raisin. I use to have to teach in LA and TX, like 5 classes a year. There was almost always one in July or August in Lake Jackson. Nothing like getting off of an air-conditioned jet onto a steaming tarmac. Bam! I've handled the heat of AZ and NV in summer just fine, but it's a dry heat. That hot + humid shit is a whole 'nuther monster.
Apparently, everyone here lives in the worst location, weatherwise.
I'll take my heat and humidity any day. Imagine being a US service person in the Middle East.
I won't complain about what I have to deal with ever again!
I won't complain about what I have to deal with ever again!
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Hottest I've ever been in my life was in Corpus Christi. I went for a run at 9pm, it was 102F and pouring down rain. I made it a mile before I said fuck it and walked back to the house.
I'm in Vegas right now, it was 106 yesterday and it was beautiful.
Yeah, we're having a bit of a 'heat spell' up here in Canada, too. I don't care, I'm not complaining about it at all. At least it doesn't need to be shoveled.
And with regards to the llama's/Yama's.... many years ago, I was given one (with a few other interesting items) that is a 'mini 1911' in .22 LR. It is a cute little toy.
And with regards to the llama's/Yama's.... many years ago, I was given one (with a few other interesting items) that is a 'mini 1911' in .22 LR. It is a cute little toy.
dude, thats some kinky shit, youre talking some chick to pound town and she starts saying clarence name?
i hopw you countered that with her sisters name. lol...
Well, it was my sister.... :- ), I mean 1J's sister, ..... jk, jk.
The CC reference is to a line in "Strokin" where Dr. CC, says "I can always tell when it gets good to my woman, she starts calling my name"...
And it got to be a joke with the other half, in public places, she would laugh, and say, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter,....
And sometimes, "oh shit Clarence Carter", and by the looks on the other patrons faces, you would know who was a CC fan.
The theater was real... "you shit, get your damn hand off my tit"... I was GLAD it was dark, and it wasn't church group night. Just sayin. Been hard to explain that one next church... just sayin..
However. One church day, one bud has three stairstep blonde hair blue eyed dolls /daughters. Should be in advertising. They are stunning little children.
Mom spends a bunch of $ on their clothes to make them look that way in public. Mom is..... kinda ...... anyway..... (Mrs. PERFECT)...
The three were dressed in white cotton dresses with a ton of lace frills on them. At the back door after the service, the reverend looks at them, and complementing them, says, "those dresses sure are pretty."
AND, the 5 year old pipes up, "yes sir, but mom says they are a bitch to iron"......
I wish I had it on video. Mom walked away red faced as hell. Bud was standing their with his mouth hanging open...
And a few minutes later from the parking lot. "Mommy, what's wrong ?" "Dammit XX, shes ALL yours !!!"
We were laughing so hard, I thought I'd wet myself.....
Mom spends a bunch of $ on their clothes to make them look that way in public. Mom is..... kinda ...... anyway..... (Mrs. PERFECT)...
The three were dressed in white cotton dresses with a ton of lace frills on them. At the back door after the service, the reverend looks at them, and complementing them, says, "those dresses sure are pretty."
AND, the 5 year old pipes up, "yes sir, but mom says they are a bitch to iron"......
I wish I had it on video. Mom walked away red faced as hell. Bud was standing their with his mouth hanging open...
And a few minutes later from the parking lot. "Mommy, what's wrong ?" "Dammit XX, shes ALL yours !!!"
We were laughing so hard, I thought I'd wet myself.....
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That is how it is, Red River, to Rio Grande, east of I-35. Go west of I-35 (they built it right on the dry line) and you'll get heat, but low humidity. I'm east. I got up last week to go work my shift at the FD. At 0520 I stepped outside, 80°F and 80% humidity. Hit 100°F that day. Just no break from it.
Oh, by the way, in January it got down to 7°F, and held under freezing for 10 days. This is bullshit!
Terrible with no wind. Which was yesterday for us. Good for load development, and installing sheet metal on a building, but that's about it
Stormy Daniels and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same
day. They both met with an angel to find out if they would be admitted to
Heaven.
The angel said, "Unfortunately, there's only one space available in
Heaven today, so I must decide which one of you will be admitted.”
The angel asked Stormy if there was some particular reason why she
should go to Heaven. Stormy took off her top and said, "Look at these,
they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will
please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.”
The angel thanked Stormy and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth, the
same question.
The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever, and flushed it
without saying a word.
The Angel immediately said, "Okay, Your Majesty, you may go into
Heaven.”
Stormy was outraged and asked, "What was that all about?
I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She
simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! You need to
explain that to me.”
"Sorry, Stormy," said the Angel, "but, even in Heaven, a royal flush
beats a pair, no matter how big it is.
day. They both met with an angel to find out if they would be admitted to
Heaven.
The angel said, "Unfortunately, there's only one space available in
Heaven today, so I must decide which one of you will be admitted.”
The angel asked Stormy if there was some particular reason why she
should go to Heaven. Stormy took off her top and said, "Look at these,
they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will
please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.”
The angel thanked Stormy and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth, the
same question.
The Queen walked over to a toilet, pulled the lever, and flushed it
without saying a word.
The Angel immediately said, "Okay, Your Majesty, you may go into
Heaven.”
Stormy was outraged and asked, "What was that all about?
I showed you two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She
simply flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! You need to
explain that to me.”
"Sorry, Stormy," said the Angel, "but, even in Heaven, a royal flush
beats a pair, no matter how big it is.
This is hilarious... if not so pathetic...
Cheers,
Sirhr
1j walking into the Gulag?
Gonna be a beat-down!
Cheers,
Sirhr
Sometimes you’re the bug. Sometimes you’re the windshield. Lady, meet the windshield.
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What a dumb-ass.
That said, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating Crackers.
Unless Crackers was her dog.
Cheers,
Sirhr
That said, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating Crackers.
Unless Crackers was her dog.
Cheers,
Sirhr
Basic Training was 100-115F the entire time I was there... generally over 110F, and at night it was about 85F.
Good times during a Texas heat wave....
