Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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It's the WalMart dating app, does it really matter if she is single? I doubt her cousin/brother/husband would care anyway. Can you sing "Welcome to the Gene Pool" to the beat of Guns-N-Roses "Welcome to the Jungle"?

Time for old proverbs from the archives of the dirty old man club.
If she is married the ring doesn't cover the hole.
And, the best part thing about fucking married women is, they don't tell and they don't swell.
You're welcome.
Even my incredibly low standards don’t and won’t EVER include married women.