Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

Speaking of... took these two gems at our state fair... the local Somali future-terrorists getting a taste of home...

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And this winner.... does anyone even know Fat Albert any more? And does anyone really think having a Bill Cosby reference on your booth is a good idea? At least they weren’t selling puddin Pops.

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Next year I am taking a real camera with a good lens. That place is comedy gold.

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Probably get a bite or two.

Actually there was no fighting after battle at Opicine where 4th Yugoslav army destroyed germans and entered 1st of May 45 into Trieste. 2k krauts didn't want to surrender to partisans as fuckers (justly so) were afraid they will get the bullet and they surrendered to NZ units (which arrived on 2nd of May) without fighting...
 
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I had a productive weekend in one of our cities, chasing down unlawful groups of militants of unknown origin. The final exercise of our current learning year, focusing on urban settings and irregular work, named Onion 2019.

I do like working in urban settings, it's fun and it is home. This is what motivates me professionally, in military manners. This is my home where I'm operating. Not far away. Right here. Thus I work better and more efficiently. Have operated as a Green Man, have operated against those.

I like the composition of this one:
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And since this forum is about precision shooting (somewhat):
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Oh, T&A. A in this case.
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Well, armadillo better call his R&D department, because his armor has not stopped .22lr, .45 ACP, .223, 6.5 Creedmoor and 7mm-08. Miniature hogs they are.

Yall would have laughed your asses off seeing me carrying a 12' Stihl pole saw, looking up at the tree line, and step knee deep into an armadillo hole. Fuck them, buzzards gotta eat too, same as worms. Official animal of Texas or some bullshit like that. I'll plant a pecan tree for every armadillo I kill. That should put me square.

Possums (I know how it is supposed to be spelled) allegedly eat ticks, I let them go about their business.
 
Cattle Guards and Joe Biden

SOMETIMES, YA GOTTA LAUGH TO KEEP FROM CRYING

For those of you who have never traveled to the west or southwest, cattle
guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings,
in dug-out
places in the roads adjacent to highways (and sometimes across highways), to
prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will
not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet
caught between the rails.

Subsequent to Barak Obama becoming president, he proposed changes to
federal grazing policies which, Colorado ranchers quickly protested. Obama
subsequently received an interior department report that informed him that
there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado. He argued that providing
cattle guards to the Colorado farm and ranch industry was a ridiculous use
of human resources so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half
of the "cattle guards” immediately!


Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to
better inform President Obama about what a “cattle guard” is, Vice-President
Joe Biden, intervened with a request that, before any "cattle guards” were
to be fired, they should be given six months of retraining.

'Times are hard,' said Joe Biden, “it's only fair to the cattle guards that
they be given six months of retraining to reduce their impact of their
termination on their families!”

While those two guys were running our country, everything they touched
became a mess.

NOW JOE WANTS TO BE YOUR PRESIDENT!