Cattle Guards and Joe Biden
SOMETIMES, YA GOTTA LAUGH TO KEEP FROM CRYING
For those of you who have never traveled to the west or southwest, cattle
guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings, in dug-out
places in the roads adjacent to highways (and sometimes across highways), to
prevent cattle from crossing over that area. For some reason the cattle will
not step on the "guards," probably because they fear getting their feet
caught between the rails.
Subsequent to Barak Obama becoming president, he proposed changes to
federal grazing policies which, Colorado ranchers quickly protested. Obama
subsequently received an interior department report that informed him that
there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado. He argued that providing
cattle guards to the Colorado farm and ranch industry was a ridiculous use
of human resources so he ordered the Secretary of the Interior to fire half
of the "cattle guards” immediately!
Before the Secretary of the Interior could respond and presumably try to
better inform President Obama about what a “cattle guard” is, Vice-President
Joe Biden, intervened with a request that, before any "cattle guards” were
to be fired, they should be given six months of retraining.
'Times are hard,' said Joe Biden, “it's only fair to the cattle guards that
they be given six months of retraining to reduce their impact of their
termination on their families!”
While those two guys were running our country, everything they touched
became a mess.
NOW JOE WANTS TO BE YOUR PRESIDENT!