Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[powdahound76]

No no no.

Softcock is the guy who makes quality goods for us for reasonable prices.

I believe you are referring to Bigfatcock.
Look up douchenozzle in the dictionary. There you will find his picture.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

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[Longshot231]

No

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She weighs sixteen tons and has a bone-crakin' hug that would make a grizzly bear squeal.

 

[fastmouse]

 

[Jayjay1]

Niiiiiiice recoil buffer!

 

[Dirty D]

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The pigs name is war

 

[Mooncake]

Soooo...did no one comment on that Japanese boyband wearing leaves because we're pretending it didn't happen? Because I'm cool with that.

I've said it many times: I think we seriously messed those people up with the A bombs.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Elvira at 67......

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She's my fave.......

 

[softcock]

Where's Softcock at? I'ma go out on a limb and say he would probably fuck her.

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I'm thinking Halloween, a case of PBR, and me wearing a Reagan Dead Ex-president latex face mask .
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[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Anyways. Pretty gal with a 1911 is never a bad thing.

Before I left on my hunting trip my wife said that she wanted to shoot a few times because it's been a while. I told her to grab the XD 40 and let's go out back. She asked me about the EMP 9 sitting there and why she hasn't shot it. Ummm, because it's my every day. After a couple mags she said that I should trade the 40 for another EMP for myself.

Damn, I am a lucky sum bitch!!

 

[johnnycat]

Before I left on my hunting trip my wife said that she wanted to shoot a few times because it's been a while. I told her to grab the XD 40 and let's go out back. She asked me about the EMP 9 sitting there and why she hasn't shot it. Ummm, because it's my every day. After a couple mags she said that I should trade the 40 for another EMP for myself.
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Damn, I am a lucky sum bitch!!

Needs to be cross-posted into the one-in-a-million thread!

 

[Marinevet1]

You had me until double barrel 1911.

It's a real deal.......I've seen them at gun shows.........

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[P-Squared]

You’d have to drink a gallon of wood alcohol, put a clothes pin over your nose then go sleep with a horny baboon to get your self-respect back.

You might get your self-respect back, but you're not going to get any respect from the rest of us... except maybe (MAYBE) DirtyD

 

[Dirty D]

You might get your self-respect back, but you're not going to get any respect from the rest of us... except maybe (MAYBE) DirtyD

If he shags a baboon he will undoubtedly have my respect!

 

[Soulezoo]

If he shags a baboon he will undoubtedly have my respect!

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[hermosabeach]

Can you read Lips?

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[Jscb1b]

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Lovanus?

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[168BTHPM]

This is really sad ?

Washington Morning News - A 15 year old boy was at the center of a Washington County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Washington Redskins whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone...

 

[Jscb1b]

Or the Cowboys.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Garvey]

She's my fave.......

Still would.

 

[Gaznazdiak]

 

[Gaznazdiak]

 

[Gaznazdiak]

 

[Gaznazdiak]

 

[Gaznazdiak]

 

[Spblademaker]

Double fake tornado kicks into a right punch for the ko. Outstanding!!

 

[Dirty D]

Elvira at 67......

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[armorpl8chikn]

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"Did you do the motorboat? You motorboating sumbitch! You old sailor you!"

I bet Elvira can suck dick so hard, it'll turn you into a zombie.

 

[Thorny]

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[Thorny]

Poor thing, someone give him a diaper.

 

[1J04]

"Did you do the motorboat? You motorboating sumbitch! You old sailor you!"

I bet Elvira can suck dick so hard, it'll turn you into a zombie.

 

[hermosabeach]

the day after thanksgiving

 

[hermosabeach]

arabs on 2 wheels

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[Pandelerium1138]

bubba's towing

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That's pretty funny. Kinda reminds me of when a young lady (I won't mention her ethnicity) rang my doorbell to try to sell me magazine subscriptions. I pointed to the "No Soliciting" sign on my front door and asked he if she could read. She said "I'm not a prostitute!" I tried (not very successfully) not to laugh and replied "Well, that is one definition." Before I could explain it also meant no sales, she began cussing and swearing at me so loudly and obnoxiously I told her to get off my property before I called the police.
Two days later, the police had her handcuffed on my neighbors lawn, apparently selling magazines was a front for casing homes and later breaking and entering.
I guess I should have called the police...

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

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[hermosabeach]