Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Used to go to one of those places... the Golden Corral in Frederick, near Ft. Dietrich... There were cleaning staff who were so-recently removed from the Amazon Rainforest, that we used to joke that if we didn't tip them, we'd get a poison frog arrow dart through the neck... and there were women in there who would sit on a stool and sink to the floor....

We called it "The Trough." And it lived up to its name 110 percent.

Never, ever, go to a Golden Corral that is less than a mile from America's premiere bioweapons research center. Frankly, I'd not go to one of those places anywhere.... I am just passing on a bit of first hand advice.

Cheers,

Sirhr

P.S. The Crispy Ebola Wings were really quite excellent. As were the Hanta fries. Just 'sayin. Not everything is a negative!
So you used to hang around USAMRIID, that explains some things.
 
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Having spent a lot of my free time in my 20’s when it was warm rock climbing all over, a gal who consistently climbs 5.10c or above isnt going to be chesty.
There are exceptions of course. Most are of a thin and wiry build.
I hung around a gal who climbed 5.10a. She had the moves AND the curves.

I dont know that climb and would say its at least that. Thats a heck of a roof to pull.
 
A liberal douche at work asked me today how much food, toilet paper and bottled water I have hoarded because I am a right wing prepper gun nut. I told him I didn't hoard anything. I have several SCAR's in .223 and .308, night vision and long range listening capability, if I get hungry or thirsty I am coming to his house in the middle of the night.
 
I posted this sign in the break room at work today. I actually had some people ask me if there was a 5 round limit.



FOR SALE
TOILET PAPER ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE AMMO

.22LR $1 PER ROUND
9MM, .40s&w OR .45ACP $2.50 PER ROUND
.223/5.56MM $2.50 PER ROUND
.308 OR .30-06 $5.00 PER ROUND
.300wm $10.00 PER ROUND
CALL FOR LARGER CALIBERS


A STRICT 5 ROUND LIMIT PER CUSTOMER WILL BE FOLLOWED
 
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Good way to get relaxed through the corona virus
1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.

2. Picture yourself with both your hands in the cool running water.

3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.

4. No one knows your secret place.

5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the World.

6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

7. The water is so clear you can make out the face of the Democrat you are holding underwater.

See, it worked.

You're smiling.


You feel better already.
 
Good way to get relaxed through the corona virus
1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.

2. Picture yourself with both your hands in the cool running water.

3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.

4. No one knows your secret place.

5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the World.

6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

7. The water is so clear you can make out the face of the Democrat you are holding underwater.

See, it worked.

You're smiling.


You feel better already.


was anyone else thinking he was talking about being prone while hunting, until #7
 
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