Please tell me she has a tramp stamp and a fetish for 5’2 1/3” incontinent men! ?
-
Having trouble using the site?
Contact support
Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
- Thread starter Snake-Eyes
- Start date
-
- Tags
- motivational pictures
Please tell me she has a tramp stamp and a fetish for 5’2 1/3” incontinent men! ?
Grandpa tells his loser grandson "All you kids do these days is play video games....
....When I was your age, my buddies and I went to Paris. We went to the Moulin Rouge and I fucked a dancer on stage, pissed on the bartender and didn't pay for my drinks all night!"
The grandson thinks his grandfather is right. He goes to Paris and the Moulin Rouge with his friends. He comes back three days later, beat to piss, covered in bruises, and with a broken arm.
The grandfather asks, "What the hell happened to you?"
The grandson says, "I did just like you did. I went to the Moulin Rouge; I tried to fuck a dancer on stage and piss on the bartender -- but they beat the shit out of me and stole all the cash in my wallet!"
The grandfather says, "Well who the hell did you go with boy?"
The grandson says through tears, "My friends from school, who did you go with?"
The grandfather says, "The SS"
....When I was your age, my buddies and I went to Paris. We went to the Moulin Rouge and I fucked a dancer on stage, pissed on the bartender and didn't pay for my drinks all night!"
The grandson thinks his grandfather is right. He goes to Paris and the Moulin Rouge with his friends. He comes back three days later, beat to piss, covered in bruises, and with a broken arm.
The grandfather asks, "What the hell happened to you?"
The grandson says, "I did just like you did. I went to the Moulin Rouge; I tried to fuck a dancer on stage and piss on the bartender -- but they beat the shit out of me and stole all the cash in my wallet!"
The grandfather says, "Well who the hell did you go with boy?"
The grandson says through tears, "My friends from school, who did you go with?"
The grandfather says, "The SS"
you assholes and your SS jokes are totally hurtful and offensive to me because my grandfather died in a concentration camp.
It was Sobibor, to be exact. 1944. He got really drunk on schnapps, fell out of the guard tower and broke his neck.
Stop making fun of the SS you bastards!
Sirhr
Here is a four part video of an adaptation of the story, "1000 Dozen Eggs," by Jack London. It is rather poignant considering the times we live in.
If you prefer reading the story with a different ending here is the link:
http://www.online-literature.com/london/85/
If you prefer reading the story with a different ending here is the link:
http://www.online-literature.com/london/85/
So you used to hang around USAMRIID, that explains some things.
She
done went and rubbed her titties off on that damn mountain
is that joe paterno?s
Snipe-
Add this film to your Queue
www.imdb.com
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
Add this film to your Queue
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964) ⭐ 8.3 | Comedy, War
1h 35m | PG
www.imdb.com
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
Having spent a lot of my free time in my 20’s when it was warm rock climbing all over, a gal who consistently climbs 5.10c or above isnt going to be chesty.
There are exceptions of course. Most are of a thin and wiry build.
I hung around a gal who climbed 5.10a. She had the moves AND the curves.
I dont know that climb and would say its at least that. Thats a heck of a roof to pull.
There are exceptions of course. Most are of a thin and wiry build.
I hung around a gal who climbed 5.10a. She had the moves AND the curves.
I dont know that climb and would say its at least that. Thats a heck of a roof to pull.
A liberal douche at work asked me today how much food, toilet paper and bottled water I have hoarded because I am a right wing prepper gun nut. I told him I didn't hoard anything. I have several SCAR's in .223 and .308, night vision and long range listening capability, if I get hungry or thirsty I am coming to his house in the middle of the night.
Even the finns
are hoarding the shit paper
I posted this sign in the break room at work today. I actually had some people ask me if there was a 5 round limit.
FOR SALE
TOILET PAPER ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE AMMO
.22LR $1 PER ROUND
9MM, .40s&w OR .45ACP $2.50 PER ROUND
.223/5.56MM $2.50 PER ROUND
.308 OR .30-06 $5.00 PER ROUND
.300wm $10.00 PER ROUND
CALL FOR LARGER CALIBERS
A STRICT 5 ROUND LIMIT PER CUSTOMER WILL BE FOLLOWED
TOILET PAPER ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE AMMO
.22LR $1 PER ROUND
9MM, .40s&w OR .45ACP $2.50 PER ROUND
.223/5.56MM $2.50 PER ROUND
.308 OR .30-06 $5.00 PER ROUND
.300wm $10.00 PER ROUND
CALL FOR LARGER CALIBERS
A STRICT 5 ROUND LIMIT PER CUSTOMER WILL BE FOLLOWED
Last edited:
Wouldn't even give that a thought. Dive in and tongue punch that fart box.
Is that the Andromeda Galaxy in the camouflage???
