Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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The Long & Short of the matter ( I just KNOW what’s coming next). ?
 
I assume you're talking about the nude beaches.... while I saw an occasional hottie, by and large, I'd say my experiences there were more of the nightmarish than dreamgirlish type.

when i was there i hit several beaches, all with top shelf ass like whats in the pics, very few cows
when i was in Aruba there was nothing but grazing seacows and walruses there, very disappointing
 
I asked my wife why did she marry me.

"Because you're funny'' she responded.

I said "I thought it was because I was so good in bed''


She replied "You see? You are hilarious"
My wife always wanted to marry a man who was filthy stinking rich. Fortunately for me, she settled for 2 out of 3.
 


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I'm just screaming into my pillow and trying not to throw this fucking phone into the wall.
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Will screaming into your pillow and throwing the phone against the wall magically bring your "savior" back into the race? LOL...

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I'm so fucking angry.
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As long as you keep your anger to yourself, there won't be any problems... However, cross this line, and see what happens...

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You fucking magapedes are going to pay for this. I swear it.
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YAWN... Step right on up...

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