Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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The wife was informed early on that if I ever meet a hot midget lady, I get a pass. Imagine how huge your junk would look in those little fucking sausage fingers.
Puts a big smile on MY face 
^^ . One of my buddies has nicknamed me “cupcake” on the CB. Constantly picking on me about trying to get some sprinkles on my cupcake. Just sent that pick to him and told him “here’s your damn sprinkles”! Perfect timing on that photo @Zorrosdens !
. One of my buddies has nicknamed me “cupcake” on the CB. Constantly picking on me about trying to get some sprinkles on my cupcake. Just sent that pick to him and told him “here’s your damn sprinkles”! Perfect timing on that photo @Zorrosdens !
If you see a lathe, I have bad news for you...
I actually SAW both....BUTT (and I nice butt) was icing.
2 minutes if forever when you are listening to some cunt bitch about something you did 3 years ago before you even knew her.
Yep bottles hanging in icy water in that cooler, pulling the bottle around the “switchbacks” till you pulled it up through the keeper mechanism, yep memories...and did it taste great on a hot! day or WHAT!
That ass is in need of a slap with a sack of nuts....repeatedly!
Finally, an ammo can I can carry when full.
And just few stingy meaty Pony slaps for a nice little spurring EMPHASIS adding to that!
OMG
OMG, Louboutins!
Obviously expensive taste! Famous quote - "if it fly's, floats or f*cks it's cheaper to rent by the hour - not sure who said it.
every man that’s been through a divorce.......
Not sure what the individual connecting rod specs are. That 2-stroke diesel engine puts out 5.6 million ft lbs of torque.
In the long run flying and floating is a lot cheaper the fucking.
Man knows his(Hers I hope) shoes
As she said: "I may be easy but I ain't cheap."
The classier they are, the more expensive. The more adventurous they, the more dangerous. The crazier and wilder fu*# they are... well, life's too short!
Known as Stagecoach Mary, Mary Fields was one of the toughest and bravest women in American history. Fields was born into slavery around 1832 and freed after the Civil war. She would go on to work at convents in Ohio and Montana, where she ran a tight ship and became notorious for drinking, smoking, and toting guns. In 1895, she became the first African-American female star route mail carrier, delivering mail by stagecoach. Fields earned the nicknamed "Stagecoach Mary" for her speed of delivery and reliability. She was also known for being fearless in the face of stagecoach thieves and is rumored to have fought off a pack of wild wolves with a rifle. Badass.
Having had all three and still having one of them, I can say that this is true!
BB King at Sing Sing prison Thanksgiving 1973.
When little princess wants to play tea party and fairy wings required,you say yes mam and wear it with pride. (Yes been there done that)They grow up to fast. Now got shotgun hatchet, and shovel by front door.
.45 ACP, machete and woodchipper here........seems to make an impression......
Back in the early 90's my wife and I were at a blues club in down town Atlanta. A decent trio were on stage playing and we were drinking. In through the door walks BB with Lucille. He sat and listened to the band for a while. When they took a break he got up on stage and played a short set. Fantastic memory.
I'd hit it!!!The wife was informed early on that if I ever meet a hot midget lady, I get a pass. Imagine how huge your junk would look in those little fucking sausage fingers.
You 308 guys are doing it wrong, way too easy to find the evidence. You need a backhoe, no one will dig that deep for a missing scumbag.
