I agree that she is a very pretty girl under the tattoos and the tattoos don't bother me too much. It's that damn forked tongue that turns me off every time.
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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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My conversion math is bad, is that like 93 mph?
I do know that is like 200 knots
Party time, guess you were out Clubbing.
Seeing some of the pics posted by @OutlawTen5 made me remember the only time I've ever driven a Shelby Mustang. My best friend's Dad rented a Shelby GT350H for us for prom night 1965. The prom sucked, but we had a great time with the Shelby; they probably had to replace the tires before renting it again. Someone at Hertz must have been high when they thought up that promotion.
Baby seal goes into a bar...
Bartender says "What will you have?"
Baby Seal says: "Anything but a Canadian Club!"
Sirhr
Inuit guy riding his snow machine comes across another Inuit whose snow machine has broken down.
Gets off to help his fellow Inuit. Walks up and says "Did you blow a seal?"
"No," says the broken-down Eskimo. "It's just some snot in my beard."
SIrhr
Gets off to help his fellow Inuit. Walks up and says "Did you blow a seal?"
"No," says the broken-down Eskimo. "It's just some snot in my beard."
SIrhr
How do you know me so well?
This six foot rule is full of shit. It should be at least 20 feet and have nothing to do with viruses. You all at Walmart get your dumb, no bathing, welfare asses away from me.
Their names are Syphillis and Chlamydia.
Cowgirl . . .
A thick and confident woman will show you things!
Bottom is a WW1 Colt 1911, colt pony on slide by hammer, top is a WW2 1911A1. NICE Doggies.
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I'm use to seeing electric fans up front. What / how are you keeping that beast cool? years ago I knew a guy who have a cobra... he loved it, wife hated it... When they got off the freeway and into traffic, it would overheat and belch antifreeze everywhere....
The thumbs always point towards the body. No?
To twist both arm that far around she would be double jointed.
Look at post # 85575.
To twist both arm that far around she would be double jointed.
I beg she can!
Look under this roll of fat is where I hide my chicken nuggets! Her is where I hide my flask.
Ok. So sit down on the floor ( on your ass) , stretch one leg all the way out in front of you. The other, bend at the knee and place your foot flat on the floor. Now just lean back a little bit and turn both arms outward with your fingers pointing 180degrees away from your toes.
do you now feel like the chick that made the pic???
