You can now officially call me ButtMan!
Thank You Steel Head, Zorrosdens, and BarnyBob
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You can now officially call me ButtMan!
Thank You Steel Head, Zorrosdens, and BarnyBob
An excellent article and thoroughly enjoyable read. Clearly personal and smart insight. 
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The Donald Trump I Know › American Greatness
I had never met Donald Trump when I began serving in his White House. I took the job expecting that I would never meet him. My (former) role—head of communications at the National Security Council—is…
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I am really an immature piece of shit...
"I am trimming our bushes..."
Could. Not. Stop. Cracking the fuck up for a whole minute or two...
Awesome Twitter post though. MANY people are smart and they realize who in this country right now represents civility, liberty, and true coexistence, and who represents terror, oppression, and anarchy.
No shit, straightup stiff competition would be in play for sure.
He’d be welcome to live in the log cabin with me. 
GiRRRRLL....I’m in Loooove!
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I LOVE this shot, hangin’ ten hangin’ beautiful. ❤ HOT
.....And HEY, she’s got a braided ponytail....HANGON NOW! 
Ok back to Earth.......
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Unless I am misunderstanding this instructional video, you just need to smoke enough weed.
Dayammm, Candice Owens is the hottest thing at the political Blackboard. Seriously spot on and factual calling’ it like it is and educating without dropping needlessly into the gutter. She’s a treasure of intelligence.
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Candace Owens Says Ben Shapiro Right About ‘WAP.’ Cardi B Responds. Owens Wrecks Her.
On Sunday, conservative commentator Candace Owens posted a short clip of her appearance on Ben Shapiro’s “Sunday Special” in which Owens adamantly supported Shapiro’s take on rapper Cardi B’s vulgar hit song “WAP,” adding that the Democratic Party was “pandering” when they arranged for the...
I've kept this very quiet but I have written a book during my convalescence and am quite proud of the results and, in order to market the publication, I'm asking friends and family to spread the news about this essential read.
This book on golf gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my many years of golfing experience.
Highlights include:
Chapter 1) How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2) How to Hit a Maxfli ball from the Rough When You Just Hit a Titleist from the Tee
Chapter 3) How to Get More Distance off the Shank
Chapter 4) When to Give the Greenkeeper the Finger
Chapter 5) Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 09:00
Chapter 6) How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 7) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee
Chapter 8) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five off the Tee
Chapter 9) When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
The book also includes some GOLF TERMINOLOGY
A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole
A Diego Maradonna - a nasty 5 footer
A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn’t
A Cuban - needs one more revolution
An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim
An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker
A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand
A Kate Moss - bit thin
A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional
A Brazilian - Just shaved the hole.
A Rodney King - over clubbed
An O. J. Simpson - got away with it
A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver
A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
An Elephant's arse - high and shitty
A Condom - safe but didn't feel real good
A Sister-in-law – you’re up there but you know you shouldn't be
This book on golf gives the reader valuable playing tips and insider information that I have gained through my many years of golfing experience.
Highlights include:
Chapter 1) How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
Chapter 2) How to Hit a Maxfli ball from the Rough When You Just Hit a Titleist from the Tee
Chapter 3) How to Get More Distance off the Shank
Chapter 4) When to Give the Greenkeeper the Finger
Chapter 5) Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before 09:00
Chapter 6) How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
Chapter 7) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three off the Tee
Chapter 8) How to Relax When You Are Hitting Five off the Tee
Chapter 9) When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
The book also includes some GOLF TERMINOLOGY
A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole
A Diego Maradonna - a nasty 5 footer
A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read
A Rock Hudson - thought it was straight, but it wasn’t
A Cuban - needs one more revolution
An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim
An Adolf Hitler - two shots in the bunker
A Yasser Arafat - ugly and in the sand
A Kate Moss - bit thin
A Gerry Adams - playing a Provisional
A Brazilian - Just shaved the hole.
A Rodney King - over clubbed
An O. J. Simpson - got away with it
A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver
A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver
A Ladyboy - looks like an easy hole but all is not what it seems
An Elephant's arse - high and shitty
A Condom - safe but didn't feel real good
A Sister-in-law – you’re up there but you know you shouldn't be
I guess even demons don’t like getting molested
Excellent article!An excellent article and thoroughly enjoyable read. Clearly personal and smart insight.
The Donald Trump I Know › American Greatness
I had never met Donald Trump when I began serving in his White House. I took the job expecting that I would never meet him. My (former) role—head of communications at the National Security Council—is…
For a few of us it’s a paided day off today...yeaaaaah. Call it blessed late in life.
I'll donate a couple more:
The Kyle Rittenhouse: Three shot string with 2 scores and the third skims the rim.
The Michael Reinoehl: Rare but sometimes happens. You thought it was a good swing but the ball bounces off an object and comes back to strike you.
The ANTIFA: Mid-game rage quit. Slams club into the ground and starts cursing, temper tantrum...
All right now... NEXT UP! Work to be done....Let’s gooo!
Just watched the video clip of Candice with Ben...I had only read the story and was blown away with her whole grasp, but THE VIDEO...just a machine gun worth of ADDITIONAL insightful evaluation on her part... a must watch imho.
I used to work with a Vietnamese interrogator. He had said when he was in Vietnam they used to grab three or four people for questioning / interrogation. They're taking up in a helicopter throw one out and then start asking questions... he said it was quite effective
Only if you
NEVER let it out of your computer
Like BUTTEYES or something ......iiiiiiiI don’t knoowww, maaan!
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Years ago when I worked customer support at a software company I had the following posted on my cubicle. Occasionally somebody would take it down so I just put another one up... LOL
The funny thing was a few managers found it funny, even a couple of the board members found it funny.
Apparently telling a board member that the people who are offended simply shouldn't read it or they can simply stop being stupid is not the right answer
The funny thing was a few managers found it funny, even a couple of the board members found it funny.
Apparently telling a board member that the people who are offended simply shouldn't read it or they can simply stop being stupid is not the right answer
1. Liberals.
2. Conservatives.
Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.
Other men who were less skilled at hunting (called 'vegetarians' which was an early human word meaning 'bad hunter') learned to live off the Conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hairdressing. This was the beginning of the liberal movement.
Some of these liberal men “evolved” into women. Others became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that Conservatives provided.
Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.
Modern Liberals like special flavored beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine spritzers or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: many liberal women have higher testosterone levels than their men.
Most college professors, social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, filmmakers in Hollywood, group therapists and community organizers are liberals. Liberals meddled in our national pastime and invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.
Conservatives drink real beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are members of the military, big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, fighter pilots, and generally anyone who works productively.
Conservatives who own companies hire other Conservatives who want to work for a living.
Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when Conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.
Here ends today's lesson in world history. It should be noted that a liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to this post.
A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be shared immediately to other true believers and to just piss-off more liberals.
And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self, I'm going to grab a few beers and grill some steaks! Right after I forward this message.
Gotta put some meat on that bone to be a D pleaser...
D 
loooves those meaty bones, GIMMEE that MEATY bone, that’s what she said he says...Rahhhh! 
On that note....
Think something else (besides a Truck)...
D loooves those meaty bones, GIMMEE that MEATY bone, that’s what she said he says...Rahhhh! On that note....
Think something else (besides a Truck)...
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