Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[MRiles]

Went down this morning to the Federal Benefits Office to sign-up my dog Abby.


The woman said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw benefits."

I explained to her that my Dog is not a Christian, he is black,
unemployed, can't speak English, sleeps 21 hours a day and has no clue
who his daddy is.

He gets his first check on Friday – Plus Food Stamps, a Biden bumper
sticker and a free cell phone.

 

[carlsbad]

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I'm the 3:35 picture by 1205.

 

[Bill223]

 

[IowaPlinker]

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I have 2 of those. One is really worn like that one, the other is Almost Uncirculated condition... the silver dollar that is.

 

[TripleBull]

I'm not into the safe queen mentality, but I only carry this one when I'm sure I won't ding it up.

 

[TripleBull]

Some Flatlines just can't wait to get to the seating die.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[lash]

Wow...CUTE AS FUCKING HELL, but......wow

The world’s misguided children, may he bless them...

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[308Gunner]

The FUCK is that????????????

 

[Tater Salad]

Moses played a dirty trick on this ones head.

 

[shooter65]

 

[shooter65]

 

[shooter65]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[Steel+Killer]

The FUCK is that????????????

One of the those bitches that says she worries about not being able to get an abortion, but will never have to anyway........

 

[Shanghai McCoy]

Is this still available?

 

[Steel head]

 

[Steel head]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[diggler1833]

 

[lash]

Super kudos to whoever choreographed that!

 

[akmike47]

Must give a mean blow job, DirtyD done rubbed/pulled all the hair off this poor woman's head.

 

[lash]

Must give a mean blow job, DirtyD done rubbed/pulled all the hair off this poor woman's head.

Seems like an assumption to me...

 

[VA-Varminter]

 

[akmike47]

https://redgifs.com/watch/imperturbableshadycornsnake

How do you embed something like this?

 

[akmike47]

Seems like an assumption to me...

I mean that's part of the joke...

 

[akmike47]

 

[akmike47]

 

[Mr.Kirk]

 

[Mr.Kirk]

 

[Mr.Kirk]

ICP is insane clown Posse
FiGured if I had to ask, so will a few of us.

 

[lash]

I mean that's part of the joke...

So was my post.

 

[Steel head]

 

[Steel head]

 

[akmike47]

So was my post.

Stfu

I'm an idiot

 

[Tater Salad]

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I find myself frantically searching for the play button.

 

[Barneybdb]

You can't see it???

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Doc68]

Wow...CUTE AS FUCKING HELL, but......wow

I'll fuck her daddy issues right the hell out of her.


Doc

 

[Simia Dei]

Had this cheeky prick camp in one of the driveway trees, haven’t seen a tawny frogmouth in the wild for a good while. Hopefully he’s having his fill of snakes on the block.

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[hermosabeach]

Officer asks 'rubber-neckers' to look at dead bodies after crash

German police officer Stefan Pfeiffer confronted the motorists on the autobahn near Nuremberg taking photos after a 47-year-old truck driver died in a smash around noon on Tuesday.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]

 

[hermosabeach]