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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Im a Christian caucasian male, blue eyes, college educated, same employer for last 18 yrs. I also value all of the COTUS and enjoy steak.
OF course I am a racist!
No way that I could like people for who they are and shared interests. If I dont surround myself with people super different from me and call them friends, I MUST be racist.
My Little Armalite (An Irish Republican song)
And it's down Along the Falls Road, that's where I long to be,
Lying in the dark with a Provo company,
A comrade on my left and another on my right
And a clip of ammunition for my little Armalite.
I was stopped by a soldier, said he, You are a swine,
He hit me with his rifle and he kicked me in the groin,
I begged and I pleaded, sure me manners were polite
But all the time I'm thinking of me little Armalite.
And it's down in The Bogside that's where I long to be,
Lying in the dark with a Provo company,
A comrade on my left and another on my right
And a clip of ammunition for my little Armalite.
Sure a brave RUC man came marching up into our street
Six hundred British soldiers he had lined up at his feet
"Come out, ye cowardly Fenians", said he, "come out and fight".
But he cried, "I'm only joking", when he heard the Armalite.
Sure it's down in Kilwilkie, that's where I long to be,
Lying in the dark with a Provo company,
A comrade on my left and another on my right
And a clip of ammunition for my little Armalite.
Sure, the army came to visit me, 'twas in the early hours,
With Saladins and Saracens and Ferret armoured cars
They thought they had me cornered, but I gave them all a fright
With the armour piercing bullets of my little Armalite.
And it's down in the New Lodge that's where I long to be,
Lying in the dark with a Provo company,
A comrade on me left and another on me right
And a clip of ammunition for my little Armalite.
When Tuzo came to Belfast, he said, The battle's won,
Said General Ford, We're winning sir, we have them on the run.
But corporals and privates on patrol at night,
Said, Send for reinforcements, it's the bloody Armalite.
And it's down in Crossmaglen, that's where I long to be,
Lying in the dark with a Provo company,
A comrade on me left and another on me right
And a clip of ammunition for my little Armalite.
And it's down Along the Falls Road, that's where I long to be,
Lying in the dark with a Provo company,
A comrade on my left and another on my right
And a clip of ammunition for my little Armalite.
I was stopped by a soldier, said he, You are a swine,
He hit me with his rifle and he kicked me in the groin,
I begged and I pleaded, sure me manners were polite
But all the time I'm thinking of me little Armalite.
And it's down in The Bogside that's where I long to be,
Lying in the dark with a Provo company,
A comrade on my left and another on my right
And a clip of ammunition for my little Armalite.
Sure a brave RUC man came marching up into our street
Six hundred British soldiers he had lined up at his feet
"Come out, ye cowardly Fenians", said he, "come out and fight".
But he cried, "I'm only joking", when he heard the Armalite.
Sure it's down in Kilwilkie, that's where I long to be,
Lying in the dark with a Provo company,
A comrade on my left and another on my right
And a clip of ammunition for my little Armalite.
Sure, the army came to visit me, 'twas in the early hours,
With Saladins and Saracens and Ferret armoured cars
They thought they had me cornered, but I gave them all a fright
With the armour piercing bullets of my little Armalite.
And it's down in the New Lodge that's where I long to be,
Lying in the dark with a Provo company,
A comrade on me left and another on me right
And a clip of ammunition for my little Armalite.
When Tuzo came to Belfast, he said, The battle's won,
Said General Ford, We're winning sir, we have them on the run.
But corporals and privates on patrol at night,
Said, Send for reinforcements, it's the bloody Armalite.
And it's down in Crossmaglen, that's where I long to be,
Lying in the dark with a Provo company,
A comrade on me left and another on me right
And a clip of ammunition for my little Armalite.
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That 48" range needs to be a Wolf with red knobs. Her shoes probably don't even have red soles.
Go be Poor somewhere else.
Example of near-perfection
We have a Wolf 60", dual-fuel range, and a really hot woman in lingerie wearing Christian Louboutin pumps. Imagine her cooking with that range wearing that getup with an apron (safety first).
Yes.
So, the red is the finishing touch: the accent racing stripe on a sports car, the cherry on top, the filling in the twinkie, the shimmer of glitter on the stripper.
AND
I'm making my lady a sweet PCC AR platform with the below handguard and other "habanero red" cerakote accents on assorted parts. Gonna be sweeeeet when I have her wear them damn heels with black lingerie and this rifle.
We have a Wolf 60", dual-fuel range, and a really hot woman in lingerie wearing Christian Louboutin pumps. Imagine her cooking with that range wearing that getup with an apron (safety first).
Yes.
So, the red is the finishing touch: the accent racing stripe on a sports car, the cherry on top, the filling in the twinkie, the shimmer of glitter on the stripper.
AND
I'm making my lady a sweet PCC AR platform with the below handguard and other "habanero red" cerakote accents on assorted parts. Gonna be sweeeeet when I have her wear them damn heels with black lingerie and this rifle.
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She has bigger balls than most people born in the last 30 years.
I think you mean they should not be allowed to breed
There's ONE fucking spider found in North America that can kill you. It's easy to identify and it takes a LOOONG time. So man the fuck up you bitches. 
Which one kills you?There's ONE fucking spider found in North America that can kill you. It's easy to identify and it takes a LOOONG time. So man the fuck up you bitches.
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Brown Recluse. And it's takes weeks, months, years.
Thank you for that, I just dropped it on a friends Facebook page, they moved from CA to TX last year.
I sent that to all my Texas people asking "is this really me?"Thank you for that, I just dropped it on a friends Facebook page, they moved from CA to TX last year.
All of them were like "you're the ONE California boy I ever liked".
Probably because I have more firearms than they do LOL.
And they arent native in CO.
or breed here.
If they are here, they arrived with someones bags or house goods if they moved.
(source, some insanely smart entomologist known as the expert on them.)
Despite what all the junkies and tweekers say, it aint a brown recluse bite
When I lived in the midwest I knew 2 people bitten by the brown recluse.
both survived with very very nasty scars.
There are lots of good Americans in California. They just don't make the liberal news. When I retire and move to another state they'll have to work to be as true to traditional American Values as me.
Yeah... ain't it funny how all those tweakers some how get spider bites from spiders that are extremely rare to non-existent?
Wolf viking and thermador are all owned by patent company Electrolux I believe.
My garage is full of black widows during the nicer monthsThere's ONE fucking spider found in North America that can kill you. It's easy to identify and it takes a LOOONG time. So man the fuck up you bitches.
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Something like that. I know Sub-Zero owns Wolf and are based in Madison, WI.
We erected a 9000 sq/ft steel building on my buddies property and we didn't go in there very frequently over the first six months. One day I walked around and killed a couple of dozen of those fuckers. Easy to find. Just look for the pile of dead insect and spider bodies on the floor. She's usually a foot or two above them.
Not my first LBC (Little British car) Ive had Triumphs, a Ginetta, Other Lotuses Nash Metropolitan. Was a profesional Mercedes mechanic during the 80's and early 90's. Crashed a few and luckily walked away. Even crewed at vitage races. Down to a Triumph in the garage now. Retired Spitfire race car that Ive managed to get licensed for the road.
Mine too when I lived in OK, those little bastards and their webs under cabinets, shelves etc. don't stand a chance against a gas powered leaf blower.
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Unless you're immune compromised from post Chemo.
I developed a 104* temp within 15 minutes of being bit.
This is within 45 minutes of being bit.
Needless to say I spent 10 days in the hospital from it.
And it hurts,bad
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My wife is from northern Cali. My in-laws are fine Americans. Conservative, hard working, generous people. If you're hungry, they'll feed you. Beer is in the fridge, get what you want.
I've been there in May and in June. Some of the women are bitching about the heat. 85° and 15% humidity. I say "what heat?" Told all of them not to come visit us in July and August, because they might die.
I enjoyed my time in northern Cali.
Some great people there.
My wife worked in the office of a construction company, one of the workers went to the porta john to take a dump and a brown recluse bit him on the ass. Not nice at all. Ft Polk had some old wooden crappers out at the range, we were instructed to flip the seats with a stick and check for spiders and snakes, make sure there wasn't anything to bite cha! Ouch!
