Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

Example of near-perfection
We have a Wolf 60", dual-fuel range, and a really hot woman in lingerie wearing Christian Louboutin pumps. Imagine her cooking with that range wearing that getup with an apron (safety first).

Yes.


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So, the red is the finishing touch: the accent racing stripe on a sports car, the cherry on top, the filling in the twinkie, the shimmer of glitter on the stripper.

AND

I'm making my lady a sweet PCC AR platform with the below handguard and other "habanero red" cerakote accents on assorted parts. Gonna be sweeeeet when I have her wear them damn heels with black lingerie and this rifle. 😍

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Well, he is lucky that the US Armed Forces does not abide by a code followed by the major outlaw biker gangs, that's for sure... Saw on History Channel's Gangland how a good old boy, now a contractor who owns his own landscaping business but who used to ride with the Hells Angels describe what happened to a poor old fool who got a tattoo of the HA on his arm and openly showed it off at numerous saloons, including establishments where real HA members frequented. It wasn't pleasant, to say the least...

She has bigger balls than some of the new people here.


She has bigger balls than most people born in the last 30 years.
 
Thank you for that, I just dropped it on a friends Facebook page, they moved from CA to TX last year. 😎
I sent that to all my Texas people asking "is this really me?"

All of them were like "you're the ONE California boy I ever liked".

Probably because I have more firearms than they do LOL.
 
Brown Recluse. And it's takes weeks, months, years.
And they arent native in CO.
or breed here.
If they are here, they arrived with someones bags or house goods if they moved.
(source, some insanely smart entomologist known as the expert on them.)

Despite what all the junkies and tweekers say, it aint a brown recluse bite

When I lived in the midwest I knew 2 people bitten by the brown recluse.
both survived with very very nasty scars.
 
I sent that to all my Texas people asking "is this really me?"

All of them were like "you're the ONE California boy I ever liked".

Probably because I have more firearms than they do LOL.
There are lots of good Americans in California. They just don't make the liberal news. When I retire and move to another state they'll have to work to be as true to traditional American Values as me.
 
My garage is full of black widows during the nicer months
We erected a 9000 sq/ft steel building on my buddies property and we didn't go in there very frequently over the first six months. One day I walked around and killed a couple of dozen of those fuckers. Easy to find. Just look for the pile of dead insect and spider bodies on the floor. She's usually a foot or two above them.
 
My stepdad had one. If you're in good shape, you can leap over it. DO NOT hit a small mammal or rodent on the road. You will take the brunt of the damage.
Not my first LBC (Little British car) Ive had Triumphs, a Ginetta, Other Lotuses Nash Metropolitan. Was a profesional Mercedes mechanic during the 80's and early 90's. Crashed a few and luckily walked away. Even crewed at vitage races. Down to a Triumph in the garage now. Retired Spitfire race car that Ive managed to get licensed for the road.
 
Brown Recluse. And it's takes weeks, months, years.
Unless you're immune compromised from post Chemo.
I developed a 104* temp within 15 minutes of being bit.
This is within 45 minutes of being bit.
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Needless to say I spent 10 days in the hospital from it.
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And it hurts,bad
 
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There are lots of good Americans in California. They just don't make the liberal news. When I retire and move to another state they'll have to work to be as true to traditional American Values as me.
My wife is from northern Cali. My in-laws are fine Americans. Conservative, hard working, generous people. If you're hungry, they'll feed you. Beer is in the fridge, get what you want.

I've been there in May and in June. Some of the women are bitching about the heat. 85° and 15% humidity. I say "what heat?" Told all of them not to come visit us in July and August, because they might die.
 
My wife is from northern Cali. My in-laws are fine Americans. Conservative, hard working, generous people. If you're hungry, they'll feed you. Beer is in the fridge, get what you want.

I've been there in May and in June. Some of the women are bitching about the heat. 85° and 15% humidity. I say "what heat?" Told all of them not to come visit us in July and August, because they might die.
I enjoyed my time in northern Cali.
Some great people there.
 
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Unless you're immune compromised from post Chemo.
I developed a 104* temp within 15 minutes of being bit.
This is within 45 minutes of being bit.
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Needless to say I spent 10 days in the hospital from it.
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And it hurts,bad
My wife worked in the office of a construction company, one of the workers went to the porta john to take a dump and a brown recluse bit him on the ass. Not nice at all. Ft Polk had some old wooden crappers out at the range, we were instructed to flip the seats with a stick and check for spiders and snakes, make sure there wasn't anything to bite cha! Ouch!
 
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And they arent native in CO.
or breed here.
If they are here, they arrived with someones bags or house goods if they moved.
(source, some insanely smart entomologist known as the expert on them.)

Despite what all the junkies and tweekers say, it aint a brown recluse bite

When I lived in the midwest I knew 2 people bitten by the brown recluse.
both survived with very very nasty scars.
I've been bitten by one. I was camping when I was about 15 or so. Woke up early in the morning with my thigh burning! I ripped off my sleeping bag thinking a coal had popped out of the fire and melted into my leg. Seeing nothing, I ripped off my pants. Then I saw a big dark red spot radiating outward. Didn't know what it was at the time but it hurt like pure hell! The next Monday at school, it was hurting and not looking so good, so I went to the nurse. She then explained what it was. It left a creator in my leg for a long time, which eventually filled back in and left a big dark spot there for years. It finally went away, but that was by far the most painful bite type of thing I've ever felt. Worse than getting stung on the face by a hornet. Those are bad SOB's!
 
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