Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[akmike47]

Ya'll gonna make me jerk off to a dead woman you sick bastards...

That's between you and god.

Either way he's ashamed of you

 

[akmike47]

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.....in the rain.


I'd pack her...

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[akmike47]

Little evapo-rust and kroil I got a new ratchet.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[seanh]

Ya'll gonna make me jerk off to a dead woman you sick bastards...

It's only sick if you have the body

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Lever Action]

Ya'll gonna make me jerk off to a dead woman you sick bastards...

Well …… if your into dead starlets??? Lily Munster was kinda hot too……… good luck

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[akmike47]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[akmike47]

 

[Maxduty]

 

[Maxduty]

I love eating those things. That candy is terrible though.

 

[akmike47]

Why go dead? Elvira is still hot for a grandma.

Also pretty sure she's gay, but a guy can try I guess.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[168BTHPM]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[VA-Varminter]

 

[Slab74]

Ohhhhhh and she‘s gotta Lever action in her hands ………… I think I might need to double up on my blood pressure medicine tonight.

Does that help when the blood is only flowing in one direction?

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Anb618]

I love eating those things. That candy is terrible though.

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Barneybdb]

 

[Threadcutter308]

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Joe ?

 

[Barneybdb]

Joe ?

Looks like him.....

 

[VA-Varminter]

 

[Mike Casselton]

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Ybor.
That fucking guy holding the sign is a complete ass.

 

[clcustom1911]

Not even close to the best cat house ever.

Pro tip:

The porterhouse steak at the Mustang Ranch is actually really good. Definitely recommended. the price is pretty reasonable given the House has multiple income streams

 

[clcustom1911]

Tattoos on a woman are like warning labels on a bottle of poison.

More like warning labels on a vertical machining center or other metal machining apparatus.

If you don't know what you're doing, stay away

 

[Mike Casselton]

Joe ?

That was my immediate thought.

 

[clcustom1911]

I may be in the minority, maybe not in the pit, but chicks with tats just do it for me.

ETA: haven’t been stabbed (yet). Came close a couple times though.

You're in excellent company. Trust me.

 

[clcustom1911]

That's way too definitive.... as if there's one page and an ending? Yeah-no.



Here's my submission:

No labels of what each dial does, and no indicators of when you're in danger territory, happy territory, etc.

 

[Steel head]

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No labels of what each dial does, and no indicators of when you're in danger territory, happy territory, etc.

 

[missed]

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I have witnessed my neighbor almost get bucked off of there zero turn. It was awesome.

 

[Threadcutter308]

That's way too definitive.... as if there's one page and an ending? Yeah-no.



Here's my submission:
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No labels of what each dial does, and no indicators of when you're in danger territory, happy territory, etc.

Not humanly possible. Put the book(s) down, they're all bullshit.

 

[breatheandsqueeze]

 

[Bill223]

 

[breatheandsqueeze]

 

[168BTHPM]

Pro tip:

The porterhouse steak at the Mustang Ranch is actually really good. Definitely recommended. the price is pretty reasonable given the House has multiple income streams

I drive by that place twice a day. It’s only 20 minutes from my house.

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

Well …… if your into dead starlets??? Lily Munster was kinda hot too……… good luck

Not as hot as Morticia Addams.

 

[Uncivil Engineer]

 

[Longshot231]

Not as hot as Morticia Addams.

And she uses fancy French words!

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Somebody should have spiked Grosskreutz's food with PCP or bath salts before he got brought out into the court. He'd spaz the fuck out in there and a court officer would shoot his ass dead, and all three could be history. Fuckin' missed opportunity...

 

[Belt fed]

 

[143lrsd]