I told her we needed to get bottled water and food today and she said I was was being paranoid.
She said she wants to get back together when I calm down.
She said she wants to get back together when I calm down.
My wife just left me over the coronavirus.
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“I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that.”
I mean that’s all it takes to get your ole lady to leave?
have her send mine a message and let her know as well. Shit I could use some time out
have her send mine a message and let her know as well. Shit I could use some time out
Im in the opposite camp.
Im like coronavirus is BS and my wife thinks we need to do more to stop it.
Got any pics of your wife to exchange?
Im like coronavirus is BS and my wife thinks we need to do more to stop it.
Got any pics of your wife to exchange?
Yes, pics or it didn't happen. Asking for a friend.
Take her for a road trip to Seattle and drop her off there. Tell her you will get back together with her when and if she recovers.
Well, thats one less mouth to feed.
Your stash will last that much longer.
Your stash will last that much longer.
jmo, but folks should have been prepared already, so this might be a good wake up call for when there is a real disaster.
Is this like in 'The Road' where the dumb ass wife just walks out of their house and wanders into the woods to die?
Apparently, people were surprised when we were watching this that when I realized what was happening, that 'WTF bitch, how much fucking food and water did you use up before you did that pathetic shit?' wasn't what everyone else was thinking.
Apparently, people were surprised when we were watching this that when I realized what was happening, that 'WTF bitch, how much fucking food and water did you use up before you did that pathetic shit?' wasn't what everyone else was thinking.
How much food and water were you wanting to buy? Damn. I haven't bought any more than I usually do, and we're fine.
You just won the corona lottery!
Old salty balls beat me to it.
She will be back before bedtime.
Don't buy bottled water...dammit man. Buy a friggin water filter. Own the tech.
She will be back before bedtime.
Don't buy bottled water...dammit man. Buy a friggin water filter. Own the tech.
No way...one way ticket to Italy by way of MexicoTake her for a road trip to Seattle and drop her off there. Tell her you will get back together with her when and if she recovers.
I hope things work out, but I admire her attitude. One local grocery store is out of fresh meat, others will follow. Fucking lunacy serves no purpose.
Pics of wife.
For research purposes.
Asking for a friend.....
For research purposes.
Asking for a friend.....
Would seem she decided it was time to find a real man, with the world imploding and all I don't blame her.
I did my stocking up for corona today! Caught 10 bass 152 crappie and one catfish! I’ll never clean that many fish at once again though!
You damn right! I want go hungry?. Baiting up the neighborhood squirrels as we speak. Head shots with crossbow is the shit!
Ugh....
BTDT
As you filet that many panfish, you realize in those numbers, confined in a bucket, they are capable of spontaneous generation.
"Fred....didn't we count those fish?"
"You know we counted them, there's exactly 152."
"Dude...I just counted my filets into the Ziploc. I counted 438 filets and that damn bucket is still half full!"
We always count our fish. Especially on a day like today. My 80 yr old dad went with us and always keeps up with numbers! It was well over 100 lbs fish lol!
I don't remember have some giant stock of food, water, and ammo. Both my parents and my in-laws think this is armageddon. They have gone full retard, I have only gone slightly retard.
It took a lot of work, but now the wife realizes that we should have had a pretty good amount of supplies for the just in cases. Not 10 years worth of toilet paper, 200 pounds of meat and a 20,000 rounds of 338 lapua prepared, but a little prepared.
It took a lot of work, but now the wife realizes that we should have had a pretty good amount of supplies for the just in cases. Not 10 years worth of toilet paper, 200 pounds of meat and a 20,000 rounds of 338 lapua prepared, but a little prepared.
here is the deal. What i’ve noticed is canned food is what everyone is going for. If you dont know already how to cook, it’s high time you learned. And if you are can cook, and you know how to make things from scratch, then most of this is a joke and you’ll eat just as good as ever.
As far as the little woman....honestly....DID you overreact? If so, calm down.
If not, fuck it.
As far as the little woman....honestly....DID you overreact? If so, calm down.
If not, fuck it.
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Only when he needs to tie down his punkin.....
Kids these days. Don't know how to tie down a punkin.
Any woman who walks out right now already had a place to go. Has her breath recently started taking on a slight “Brie cheese” scent?
Not everybody's got toys chambered in .338 Lapua, so in the post-Flupocalyptic wasteland, trying to barter using .338 Lapua will be like trying to tell a quantum physics joke to a normal Saturday night crew at your local bar*. Almost nobody will have the need for it. However, if you got 20,000 rounds of 9x19mm, you will be both an asset and a target... A well fortified target that is... But it will get you a lot of things.
*An even better analogy to having 20K rounds of .338 Lapua in a post-SHTF landscape would be like having "X-ray vision"... Which enables you to see wavelengths of light emitted in the x-ray frequency... Problem is, almost nothing that we encounter in our terrestrial existence emits photons in the x-ray range, so all you will see with your "x-ray vision" will be complete darkness, perhaps save for a few random and rare bursts of light from the night sky from a distant quasar or neutron star...
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9mm as street currency....
True story...a buddy was in Venezuela in the late 80's when things went sideways with riots. He had actually smuggled a 9mm into the country inside a TV--a prohibited caliber I think, let a lone an illegal gun. He had it in his car going to go get some food. A cop--decent guy he said-- stopped him and saw the gun.
The only thing he asked for was a few rounds of ammo. Apparently the cop only had three rounds....my buddy gave him six more and went on his way.
ZY
True story...a buddy was in Venezuela in the late 80's when things went sideways with riots. He had actually smuggled a 9mm into the country inside a TV--a prohibited caliber I think, let a lone an illegal gun. He had it in his car going to go get some food. A cop--decent guy he said-- stopped him and saw the gun.
The only thing he asked for was a few rounds of ammo. Apparently the cop only had three rounds....my buddy gave him six more and went on his way.
ZY
Physicist or Engineer?
I am a biologist and I work with a bunch of physicist and engineers. This sounds like something they would say.
That or you really like Farscape.
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