As y’all know, the crazy pace of reticle development sometimes seems little more than a desire to push new scope sales rather than truly help the professional and competitive marksman. No reticle has dared to address universal reticle positioning issues like Dynamic Prone and Inverted Bat Sniper.
Well, the future is here and you’ll never need another reticle — ever!
But… the BEST part is, this new, “reticle to end all reticles” being released by the Acme Reticle Company — “A name you can trust” — is fully OPEN SOURCE AND COMPLETELY FREE!
Instead of paying Horus $4000 for a $500 scope, your investment is now all about the glass!
The below illustration is basically a finished work, but Acme is still open to subtle changes if someone has a great idea, but I’m sure you’ll all agree that Acme has literally thought of everything and there really is nothing of consequence that has been omitted — after confering with the top 5,000 shooters globally for the last 20 years.
This reticle is embodies the definition of “Game Changer!”
This is a day every shooter everywhere will remember. When they talk at various matches throughout the world for the next five decades the first question will always be “Where were you when Acme unleashed HortaRetXXX2 upon the world?”
This reticle will make you a better human.
With no further adieu, I humbly accept the priviledge of causing Sniperhide’s first-ever collective eyegasm ( and no, Frank, I require no special recognition — I’m only a humble messenger):
Well, the future is here and you’ll never need another reticle — ever!
But… the BEST part is, this new, “reticle to end all reticles” being released by the Acme Reticle Company — “A name you can trust” — is fully OPEN SOURCE AND COMPLETELY FREE!
Instead of paying Horus $4000 for a $500 scope, your investment is now all about the glass!
The below illustration is basically a finished work, but Acme is still open to subtle changes if someone has a great idea, but I’m sure you’ll all agree that Acme has literally thought of everything and there really is nothing of consequence that has been omitted — after confering with the top 5,000 shooters globally for the last 20 years.
This reticle is embodies the definition of “Game Changer!”
This is a day every shooter everywhere will remember. When they talk at various matches throughout the world for the next five decades the first question will always be “Where were you when Acme unleashed HortaRetXXX2 upon the world?”
This reticle will make you a better human.
With no further adieu, I humbly accept the priviledge of causing Sniperhide’s first-ever collective eyegasm ( and no, Frank, I require no special recognition — I’m only a humble messenger):
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