i got a buddy who is real butt hurt and i think i want to make fun of him for a bit
what do ya got
what do ya got
need a couple red had jokes
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The best jokes are ones that hit a bit too close to home or to someone's sensitivities.
i think im looking for a couple shock and awe, type redhead jokes but maybe not so harsh as going into the lephrachan areana
Do you mean 'red head'?
Q: What’s the difference between a terrorist and a redhead?
A: you can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q: Why aren’t there any more redhead jokes?
A: Someone told them to a redhead.
A young man was due to get married to a redhead and the night before the wedding he asked his Dad for some marital advice. His Dad said to him, “Just remind her who wears the pants in your family.” The next evening, after the wedding, the newly-wed couple were in the honeymoon suite. The husband threw his pants to his new bride and said, “Here put these on.” She did as he said, but after doing so said, “I don’t fit into these.” The husband said, “That’s right! And don’t you forget who wears the pants in this family!” After he said this, the redhead took off her panties and tossed them at him, saying “Try these on.” He looked at them and said, “I can’t get into your panties!” The redhead said, “That’s right. And you won’t until your attitude changes!”
Read more at: http://jokes4laugh.com/dirty-jokes/redhead-jokes-dirty/
Q: What’s the difference between a terrorist and a redhead?
A: you can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q: Why aren’t there any more redhead jokes?
A: Someone told them to a redhead.
A young man was due to get married to a redhead and the night before the wedding he asked his Dad for some marital advice. His Dad said to him, “Just remind her who wears the pants in your family.” The next evening, after the wedding, the newly-wed couple were in the honeymoon suite. The husband threw his pants to his new bride and said, “Here put these on.” She did as he said, but after doing so said, “I don’t fit into these.” The husband said, “That’s right! And don’t you forget who wears the pants in this family!” After he said this, the redhead took off her panties and tossed them at him, saying “Try these on.” He looked at them and said, “I can’t get into your panties!” The redhead said, “That’s right. And you won’t until your attitude changes!”
Read more at: http://jokes4laugh.com/dirty-jokes/redhead-jokes-dirty/
I got no jokes. I’m married to a Redhead. A French. Canadian. Redhead.......
Q: What's the difference between a redhead and a brick?
A: A brick actually can get laid.
Q: What's the difference between a ginger and a vamipre?
A: One is a pale, bloodsucking creature that avoids the sun and the other is a vampire.
Q: Why do gingers burn when they go out in the sun?
A: Natural selection.
A: A brick actually can get laid.
Q: What's the difference between a ginger and a vamipre?
A: One is a pale, bloodsucking creature that avoids the sun and the other is a vampire.
Q: Why do gingers burn when they go out in the sun?
A: Natural selection.
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Q: What's worse than Eric Cartman making fun of gingers on the November 9th 2005 episode of South Park?
A: Being a ginger kid having to go to school on November 10th 2005.
A: Being a ginger kid having to go to school on November 10th 2005.
What's the difference between a redhead and a dickhead . A dickhead cand think for itself .
Why did God create redheads . So retards would have someone to laugh at .
How many redheads does it take to screw in a light bulb . Can't be done they're to busy losing their shit 9n each other .
Why are leprechauns so evil . C'mon theyre fuckin readheads with littleman complex .
What's the difference between wolverines and redheads . Wolverines are a natural occurence .
And the creme dela creme to any redheaded guy . What's uglier than a smiling redhead . Your mom .
I'll be here all week tip your waitresses .
Why did God create redheads . So retards would have someone to laugh at .
How many redheads does it take to screw in a light bulb . Can't be done they're to busy losing their shit 9n each other .
Why are leprechauns so evil . C'mon theyre fuckin readheads with littleman complex .
What's the difference between wolverines and redheads . Wolverines are a natural occurence .
And the creme dela creme to any redheaded guy . What's uglier than a smiling redhead . Your mom .
I'll be here all week tip your waitresses .
i knew if i could count on anybody, it would be you
great material
standby to see if my leprachan redhaired friend who dont like me right now, is going to firebomb my place, or smarten the fuck up and have a tallboy
Notes are being taken. Just wait for the purge fuckers...
I am a badass Ginger so cross me off the list.
Man I was just waitin for that . Wondering how many redheads on here ?
Or how many people I pissed off .
Two words: "Kathy Griffin."
ut uh, gettin real
just remember you guys bout glow in the dark
just remember you guys bout glow in the dark
Holy shit is that a dude or a chic . I just got a fuckin inny from that . Looks like some of the shit standing on street corners sellin dat ass in San Fran .Carrot top approves of this thread....
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Wow! Kathy Griffin looks pissed in that pic!
you guys are gheying my shit up
i come here for advise on busting someones nuts, and this happens???
i come here for advise on busting someones nuts, and this happens???
It's "advice". Practice yer spellin', then come back and proceed to "nut bustin". Looking forward to the "spew".......
I’d play him this
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/n4lwlx/tosh-0-web-redemption---gingers-have-souls
Then say he reminds you of this ginger
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/n4lwlx/tosh-0-web-redemption---gingers-have-souls
Then say he reminds you of this ginger
What’s the difference between the Loch Ness monster and an attractive ginger?
They have pictures of Nessie.
They have pictures of Nessie.
whelp, looks like i pissed this guy off good
i sent him some good material yesterday, he should be laughing his balls off
but he aint, hard headed silent mofo,
ill start back in on him in a bit
i sent him some good material yesterday, he should be laughing his balls off
but he aint, hard headed silent mofo,
ill start back in on him in a bit
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