Maggie’s Never put your D in crazy! Instagram model chops off willie

[hermosabeach]

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/0...ears-because-leaked-sex-tape-reports-say.html


Woman says she cut off boyfriend's penis with garden shears because he leaked sex tape, reports say

 

[hermosabeach]

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/wo...arden-pruning-shears-cordoba-argentina-sexual


Woman 'cut off man’s penis and testicles with garden shears’

A WOMAN has been labelled the second Lorena Bobbitt after she admitted to cutting off a man’s penis and testicles with a pair of garden shears – cops claim.

 

[Velocity Chad]

I dont know. She is hot and crazy. I'm gonna say I'm all for putting my d in her. Just dont fall asleep around her.

 

[gearguywb]

The crazier they are the hotter the sex. There is a point of diminishing returns....

Look up "Hot, Crazy matrix" if you haven't seen it.

 

[tna9001]

What a shame, if the guy would have just watched this video....

 

[Kristian_Jensen]

Seems fair for leaking sex tape, which will NEVER stop to exist on the internet again.

I'm all for it and will give money if she needs funds!

 

[Major Wader]

"Instagram Model" = batshit crazy attention seeking whore

Normal people are not compelled to share semi-nude pictures with complete strangers, hoping for a "like"

There's one on facebook who alternates between pics of massive cleavage, and complaining about someone making inappropriate comments about her massive cleavage.

Insanity.

 

[Major Wader]

Because someone was going to say "worthless without pics...."

 

[TripleBull]

I'm sure he was all about the titties and hot sex - up until his sheared-off nads plopped down onto the floor.

 

[Bender]

This was hard to fap to, but I got it done......

 

[TripleBull]

"Instagram Model" = batshit crazy attention seeking whore

Normal people are not compelled to share semi-nude pictures with complete strangers, hoping for a "like"

There's one on facebook who alternates between pics of massive cleavage, and complaining about someone making inappropriate comments about her massive cleavage.

Insanity.

Another reason I avoid Facebook and Instagram. I'd rather hang out with wackos that could dust my ass from 2 miles away.

 

[JFComfort]

What modeling agency are you with? Facebook or Instagram? lol

 

[TripleBull]

What modeling agency are you with? Facebook or Instagram? lol

These days I'm strictly SnapFace

(Bill Belichick inspired)

 

[texastonk]

No link to the leaked sex tape? I will need to review before I comment further.

 

[TripleBull]

No link to the leaked sex tape? I will need to review before I comment further.

^^^ He doesn't want to see the tape, but he does need to understand the material he's commenting on...

 

[W54/XM-388]

This is why it's a good idea to learn how to sleep on your stomach, or on your side with the important side pressed up against a wall.

 

[flyer]

She's like a combination of Kim Cardassian and Kaitlyn Jenner.

Instagram whore and cut off a dick.

 

[Major Wader]

She Kinda looks like a man.

Never said she was pretty, just that she had massive titties. And, she likes to show them.

 

[Major Wader]

And here's another one.

THOT

"I've never met you, and you should respect me as a professional, but here's a picture of my ass in a thong"

 

[Strykervet]

And here's another one.

THOT

"I've never met you, and you should respect me as a professional, but here's a picture of my ass in a thong"

That'd be a unicorn, no? Hell, I'd marry her because she'd never ever bitch about what's in the safe. That, and DAMN. Imagine the poor guy that has to be her partner! It'd be impossible. That girl is so hot she can take along Eva Mendes and Kate Upton as her "ugly friends"!

But cut my dick off and I'll keep you on life support just so I can extend the pain. There are lines and that's one of 'em. If a girl did something mean to me I wouldn't stick my drill up her ass and pull her vagina through her asshole, and I expect to wake up with my dick even if I do something mean. It's an unspoken agreement we all make, genitals off limits.

 

[DOA]

https://www.facebook.com/BrendaBarattini/

 

[woogie_man]

So where is the leaked video?????

You know for education purposes and all
.....

 

[seanh]

If the video was released without her consent, I support her decision. Play stupid games Win stupid prizes. My guess is the dude either A. doesn't record anybody doing anything anymore or B. keeps it to himself.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

Another reason I avoid Facebook and Instagram. I'd rather hang out with wackos that could dust my ass from 2 miles away.

That's the not scary guys, the guys that can snuff you with a qtip and rubber band, from across a crowded room....those guys are in here too. I'd worry about them. Those 2 mile guys are just stunt men.

 

[Bender]

Thanks for sharing

Necromancer achievement unlocked.

 

[isofahunter]

Pump, Pop, Pull, Promenade!!!

 

[seanh]

That's the not scary guys, the guys that can snuff you with a qtip and rubber band, from across a crowded room....those guys are in here too. I'd worry about them. Those 2 mile guys are just stunt men.

I know a guy that is Handy with a paperclip... Does that count.

 

[benchmstr]

And where would I find this leaked video?

bench

 

[Downtown]

I think MrAdrenaline is one of those not long for this board. All ten of his posts seem to be this same spam stuff.

 

[Dirty D]

This was hard to fap to, but I got it done......

I’m so proud of you right now!

 

[Dirty D]

As for the stupid cunt, that’s what he gets for posting her sex tape without permission. No sympathy to be found here.

 

[BullGear]

Is she made the tape was leaked so as to protect her image or is she mad because now she can't charge an admission to her porn site???

 

[Steel head]

This was hard to fap to, but I got it done......

 

[Lapuapalooza]

So is she upset that he leaked the tape, or that he beat her to it?

 

[1moaoff]

I cant find a tape

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

 

[308pirate]

The poor guy lost an essential organ because of some unbalanced girl.

 

[Lawless]

Anyone who says “I’m an instagram model” get the response “I’m a Call Of Duty Operator”.

 

[91Eunozs]

The poor guy lost an essential organ because of some unbalanced girl.

Strong first post necromancer…. OK, who’s fake newb are you?

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Our pigeon friend?

Strong first post necromancer…. OK, who’s fake newb are you?

 

[308pirate]

Why did Bender get smashed again?

 

[TxWelder35]

Why did Bender get smashed again?

Something about glowing bigger or juice. One of the 2

 

[TxWelder35]

@clcustom1911 is this stabby enough for you?

 

[Jigstick]

Link to pic of his frank and beans on the floor?

 

[NoDopes]

Anybody ever find the tape?

 

[Jigstick]

Fuck the tape. Let’s see the chopped up shlong pic

 

[TexPatriot]

I hope this doesn't become a trend. Magpul needs to come up with a locking titanium codpiece.

 

[Charger442]

I hope this doesn't become a trend. Magpul needs to come up with a locking titanium codpiece.

Lol, Magpul is going to be a windowed polymer cod peice. Thermally, will be more stable but rashy-er.

If you want a nicer steel peice, I'd go with a Turnbull case colored blue around the balls

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

Do new guys have to start at the begining? Is that why theyre always posting on old threads?

 

[TexPatriot]

Lol, Magpul is going to be a windowed polymer cod peice. Thermally, will be more stable but rashy-er.

If you want a nicer steel peice, I'd go with a Turnbull case colored blue around the balls

LOL. She can see it but can't get to it, which really adds to her crazy.