New Game : Three word story

[NH4X]

Rules ...............for you knuckle draggers : We're writing a story........use three words only to add to the story . Let's see what kind of story the pit can write........this could get very entertaining......... I' Il start it off .




There once a.........

 

[OREGUN]

Can I add a comma so your not-phrase makes some sense?

There, once a short while ago,...

 

[NH4X]

Well ,I fucked that up right off the bat.........meant write :



There once was........

 

[Jaron3]

A cock fag

 

[NH4X]

that got shot

 

[TXAZ]

. End of story.

 

[Texasflyer]

That was good

 

[Mike Casselton]

Here's your award.

Note: you really aren't awarded this ribbon, nor do you have the authorization to wear it.
However, it does fit in with the story.

 

[powdahound76]

Start over. Opening with...

Choid sucks balls

 

[NH4X]

Damn..........I figured this would go sideways......it's the pit after all.....but not this quick...... roflmao

 

[powdahound76]

Yer still kinda new....

 

[NH4X]

Start over. Opening with...

Choid sucks balls

Because he is

 

[powdahound76]

a tip toucher,

 

[Mike Casselton]

With a tiny

 

[powdahound76]

douche laden cerebrum

 

[NH4X]

. He was hatched.........

 

[NH4X]

in the year.....

 

[Fig]

2000 by a

 

[mheimer_45]

Flying fucked up

 

[Tchitcherine]

cock fag.

 

[NH4X]

cock fag.

Don't count....not three words



flying fucked up.......

alien space craft

 

[Choid]

Have to say it is really pathetic that I live in your heads like this. Don't you fuckers have anything else to think about other than somebody who gave you a sad because they disagreed with your politics just a little, tiny bit?

I swear you all are really nothing more than Mao's Red Guard. Running around to make sure you denounce anybody who engages in wrong think. The fact that you do it while calling everybody else a commie is just the icing on the cake. It is pure lack of self awareness. Amazing, but sad.

But carry on, because you all might have noticed that none of it really phases me.

 

[whatsupdoc]

Sure it does otherwise you would not comment.

 

[Choid]

Sure it does otherwise you would not comment.

Sorry, no. If it bothered me I would change and comment in line with accepted Hide think. Or I would go away.

 

[powdahound76]

Or I would go away.

This is acceptable.

I dont really care. Its more just fun to mess with a douchy tip toucher at this point.

Kinda like our dearly departed Felipe.

 

[Choid]

This is acceptable.

I dont really care. Its more just fun to mess with a douchy tip toucher at this point.

Kinda like our dearly departed Felipe.

Show me on the doll where I so hurt your feels? You give yourself a lot more credit than you deserve if you think this messes with me.

 

[NH4X]

Shall we proceed with this story,or start a new one.........what say that pit

 

[Winningdog]

Have to say it is really pathetic that I live in your heads like this. Don't you fuckers have anything else to think about other than somebody who gave you a sad because they disagreed with your politics just a little, tiny bit?

I swear you all are really nothing more than Mao's Red Guard. Running around to make sure you denounce anybody who engages in wrong think. The fact that you do it while calling everybody else a commie is just the icing on the cake. It is pure lack of self awareness. Amazing, but sad.

But carry on, because you all might have noticed that none of it really phases me.

Read the fuckin rules you dick head. Only 3 words!

 

[atepointer]

Start over. Opening with...

Choid sucks balls

before licking fartbox

 

[NH4X]

That belonged to.......

 

[atepointer]

that kaitlyn jenner

 

[NH4X]

, and everyone said.......

 

[powdahound76]

Nom nom nom

 

[NH4X]

. Then a dog

 

[Choid]

Read the fuckin rules you dick head. Only 3 words!

Good point, cunt.

 

[NH4X]

. Then a dog

Sat down and......

 

[powdahound76]

Choid licked his

 

[atepointer]

very own fartbox

 

[Choid]

Choid licked his

friend powdahounds wife.

 

[BoltRunner]

friend powdahounds wife.

While I filmed...

 

[Choid]

the whole train.

 

[NH4X]

"Days of Our......."

 

[Choid]

"Days of Our......."

life ain't no.

 

[Winningdog]

life ain't no.

Short fat dick

 

[BoltRunner]

Short fat dick

Its more like

 

[Boon20]

One harry purple

 

[NH4X]

monkey standing alone.

 

[BigDaddy0381]

eating a banana

 

[NH4X]

Holding an AK

 

[BoltRunner]

Wishing it was