night bird???

[oneshot86]

last night, 1030 ish, i wa walking down our road from one end of the property to the other and out of the dark trees across the dark property flew a bigger dark bird...
like between an eagle and a big staring...
any ideas

 

[Sean the Nailer]

Owl?
Hawk?
Falcon?
Condor?
Pterodactyl?
BatMan?

 

[Veer_G]

BIORAPTOR!

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[1J04]

 

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nighthawk perhaps?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nighthawk

 

[oneshot86]

boy i left myself open on this on...
man, this guy was big, swooped down kind of at me, but it seen it was big mike and was coming out of the deal with a black eye and a bent beak

 

[1J04]

lmao. I doubt you'll catch too much more for this. In this fun loving community? What could go wrong?

 

[Veer_G]

nighthawks perhaps?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nighthawks

Perhaps. Whatever you do, don't step outside with a particularly good cup of coffee. It attracts them.

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Art theory on a gun board, oh my!

 

[1J04]

Perhaps. Whatever you do, don't step outside with a particularly good cup of coffee. It attracts them.

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Art theory on a gun board, oh my!

Ya know, that was actually very pleasing 'and' rewarding. +1 for the MAGA reference also. This has so much potential. And you have so much potential too.

 

[Veer_G]

Ya know, that was actually very pleasing 'and' rewarding. +1 for the MAGA reference also. This has so much potential. And you have so much potential too.

Yeah, it struck me as cool. They don't make them like Hopper any more.

 

[1J04]

Yeah, it struck me as cool. They don't make them like Hopper any more.

Seriously beautiful piece. I like the narrative as it's explaining what you're seeing and feeling as it's happening. Not leading or telling you what you're seeing or thinking, but reinforcing the fact that it's aesthetically pleasing and why.

Now Mikey, is this any closer? We gotta figure this out before we move on to poetry or basket weaving.

 

[oneshot86]

you wanna know what i think???

 

[1J04]

you wanna know what i think???

Be nice buddy. Please.

 

[oneshot86]

cold beer dont drink itself...

 

[Veer_G]

Seriously beautiful piece. I like the narrative as it's explaining what you're seeing and feeling as it's happening. Not leading or telling you what you're seeing or thinking, but reinforcing the fact that it's aesthetically pleasing and why.

Now Mikey, is this any closer? We gotta figure this out before we move on to poetry or basket weaving.

Hey, това́рищ, artistic types be gettin' it done.

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[Redmanss]

If they were dead silent in flight, they're usually an owl. Cool as fuck, albeit a bit startling when you're not expecting it.

 

[my human host]

Owl would be my guess. Get buzzed all the time calling coyotes at night.
Carry on, though...

 

[oneshot86]

we have the great horned owl here and yepper, cool as hell, but i dont think it was that...
it was black and raven shaped, just almost eagle sized...
it was like it dropped out of the tree and buzzed me before it landed back in a tree about 50 yards away..

 

[1J04]

we have the great horned owl here and yepper, cool as hell, but i dont think it was that...
it was black and raven shaped, just almost eagle sized...
it was like it dropped out of the tree and buzzed me before it landed back in a tree about 50 yards away..

Turkey? Now ya really got my curiosity up. I'd of bet big on Owl. Hmmmm

And my human host thx for putting the lights on regarding calling at night and Owls. Got buzzed twice years ago and for the life of me never considered Owl. Everything comes to distress calls so shouldn't be surprising.

 

[oneshot86]

i would have absolutely considered the owl, but i think i saw t pretty good when it swooped back up in the tree...
how bought turkey buzzard, i havent ever seen them out at night tho, and buzz me...
neva know, could have been the mothman, just didnt want to tangle

 

[pmclaine]

Perhaps. Whatever you do, don't step outside with a particularly good cup of coffee. It attracts them.

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Art theory on a gun board, oh my!

Hopper's art is great. I've lived his paintings down on Cape Cod and Gloucester, MA.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RTxlh65Pe14

 

[Redmanss]

Buzzard then, must have thought you were about to slip into the darkness. You may want to see a doctor...

 

[Veer_G]

Buzzard then, must have thought you were about to slip into the darkness. You may want to see a doctor...

They key in on the odor of putrefaction. Massive dental issues?

 

[Guest]

Perhaps. Whatever you do, don't step outside with a particularly good cup of coffee. It attracts them.

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Art theory on a gun board, oh my!

Now here is a place where we agree. Hopper is one of my favorite artists. Nice find.

 

[Maggot]

we have the great horned owl here and yepper, cool as hell, but i dont think it was that...
it was black and raven shaped, just almost eagle sized...
it was like it dropped out of the tree and buzzed me before it landed back in a tree about 50 yards away..

Chupacabra with wings?

 

[oneshot86]

They key in on the odor of putrefaction. Massive dental issues?

mannn, i got more teeth than w viginia,
its eating a little at my thoughts and now i start to think maybe it was, maybe an owl and i saw it wrong...
i am out of doors 16 hours a day, easy...it hit me strange the way it looked

 

[my human host]

Turkey? Now ya really got my curiosity up. I'd of bet big on Owl. Hmmmm

And my human host thx for putting the lights on regarding calling at night and Owls. Got buzzed twice years ago and for the life of me never considered Owl. Everything comes to distress calls so shouldn't be surprising.

Not unusual for me to have to get up and walk away from a stand. Owls are protected (and kinda cool), so walking away is the only option if I can't set up against a fence or a tree to keep them off my back. Haven't been hit yet, but I've had them within a few feet.

I've seen hawks hunt under a full moon, but have no idea if eagles move at night or not.

John

 

[Rthur]

mannn, i got more teeth than w viginia,
its eating a little at my thoughts and now i start to think maybe it was, maybe an owl and i saw it wrong...
i am out of doors 16 hours a day, easy...it hit me strange the way it looked

I'll bet it was an owl, there are some big bastards that come out after dark.
In our area it would be a great horned. Big ones appear to be 2 foot tall in the dark.
Never hear them, just can feel something watching you.

R

 

[TheBigCountry]

Sounds like an owl or a nighthawk to me. Ive had them do the same shit to me at night

 

[Tucker301]

 

[Veer_G]

Notice that Hajji was too smart to be around.

 

[Tucker301]

Notice that Hajji was too smart to be around.

That's because Mike Pence was there and he didn't want his ass deported.

 

[Veer_G]

That's because Mike Pence was there and he didn't want his ass deported.

He heard his cue ...

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This needed posting, too.

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