Maggie’s Observation

[mrhog]

In the news this week, a Southern California man was put under 72-hour
psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and had
(by rough estimate) 1 million rounds of ammunition stored in his home
.
The house also has a secret escape tunnel.

The television reporter said: "Wow! He has about a million machine gun
bullets!" and the headline referred to it as a "massive weapons
cache."

By California standards someone owning even 100,000 rounds would be
called "mentally unstable."

If he lived elsewhere, such as Arizona , he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Oklahoma , he'd be called "a novice gun collector."

In Utah , he'd be called "moderately well prepared", but they'd probably
reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity
of stored food.

In Montana, he'd be called "the neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Wyoming, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

and . . . .

In Texas , he'd be called "a good hunting buddy."

 

[Smithcollector]

Re: Observation

In Georgia he'd be "off to a good start."

 

[nesikabay]

Re: Observation

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: mrhog</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
In the news this week, a Southern California man was put under 72-hour
psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and had
(by rough estimate) 1 million rounds of ammunition stored in his home
.
The house also has a secret escape tunnel.

The television reporter said: "Wow! He has about a million machine gun
bullets!" and the headline referred to it as a "massive weapons
cache."

By California standards someone owning even 100,000 rounds would be
called "mentally unstable."

If he lived elsewhere, such as Arizona , he'd be called "an avid gun collector."

In Oklahoma , he'd be called "a novice gun collector."

In Utah , he'd be called "moderately well prepared", but they'd probably
reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity
of stored food.

In Montana, he'd be called "the neighborhood 'Go-To' guy."

In Idaho, he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate."

In Wyoming, he'd be called "an eligible bachelor."

and . . . .

In Texas , he'd be called "a good hunting buddy." No in Texas he would be called a cheap scape. You need moore ammo. What if the zombies attack ya

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[TOP PREDATOR]

Re: Observation

in Pa he'd be ready for the first day of buck season

 

[MtnCreek]

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Lots of ammo, escape tunnel, but he couldn't keep his mouth shut. He probably is unstable.

 

[Killer Spade 13]

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I like that, Smith . . .