Ok it's fucking aliens

[Im2bent]

Las Vegas family called 911 after claiming they saw two aliens crash in their backyard

Las Vegas police released body camera footage this week of a home visit from late April responding to a 911 call claiming two aliens crashed in a backyard.

www.nbclosangeles.com

 

[supercorndogs]

Geez. I'm convinced. Lol

 

[Sean the Nailer]

any follow-up of 'the next day' with damage/dents into the back lawn, or ANYTHING? Other than them 'seeing' it after the crash, what did it do/where did it go?

Is there a Walmart nearby?

Anything?

 

[Baron23]

Las Vegas family called 911 after claiming they saw two aliens crash in their backyard

Las Vegas police released body camera footage this week of a home visit from late April responding to a 911 call claiming two aliens crashed in a backyard.

www.nbclosangeles.com

It ain’t real if they didn’t claim to be anally probed. Lol

 

[Cardboard55]

These here space aliens are supposed to be 8, 9 even 10 foot tall! My plan is to run out and taunt them, then skedaddle back inside, knowing the too-tall aliens will follow, then bonk their heads on the normal size doorways that we Americans were smart enough to build.

 

[Ronws]

What cop turns his body cam off during an investigation into suspicious activity? It could be the thing that saves him.

Scam.

 

[rdinak]

So if you live in Texas or Arizona and say aliens are in your back yard…..no one pays any attention

 

[softcock]

What happens in Vegas stay's .... that's where District 9, should have been. Prawns with a Gambling, and major alcohol Addiction. and $ 3. 99 all you can eat Cat food buffets.
.

 

[Cardboard55]

So if you live in Texas or Arizona and say aliens are in your back yard…..no one pays any attention

Alaska and Texas are no bueno anymore. No space aliens for me. I'm going to tune into Heavy Rescue 401*, where brave Canadians battle accidents on snowy highways. No ET's.

* On the Weather channel

 

[lonegunman762x51]

Why would aliens come here? Of all the fucked up places in the universe, this place is probably the worst. If my ship landed here, I'd fucking run and hide until the rescue boat arrived for sure.

 

[Docsherm]

Meth is a crazy drug............

 

[Rthur]

A question:
These "aliens" have traveled light years, perhaps hundreds of light years, and as such must have a great understanding
of gravity and technology but they wreck their "pinto" in the last few miles near Vegas?
Read that ^^^ again.

R

 

[lariat]

A question:
These "aliens" have traveled light years, perhaps hundreds of light years, and as such must have a great understanding
of gravity and technology but they wreck their "pinto" in the last few miles near Vegas?
Read that ^^^ again.

R

Read what he wrote a third time.

 

[Jgault]

A question:
These "aliens" have traveled light years, perhaps hundreds of light years, and as such must have a great understanding
of gravity and technology but they wreck their "pinto" in the last few miles near Vegas?
Read that ^^^ again.

R

That’s always been my problem, they have the technology to travel light years but just visit trailer parks and deserts. You would think at least once drunk alien teenagers would have stolen dads space truck and done donuts around the White House or the Eiffel Tower.

 

[Im2bent]

A question:
These "aliens" have traveled light years, perhaps hundreds of light years, and as such must have a great understanding
of gravity and technology but they wreck their "pinto" in the last few miles near Vegas?
Read that ^^^ again.

R

Its that godamn light on the Luxor it's blinding them and causing crashes

 

[spelled right]

Maybe they didn't travel for light years. These events have a greater connection to religion than most think.

 

[ChezJfrey]

 

[Hecouldgoalltheway]

That guy just said aliens and religion in the same sentence.

Be careful, he will either soon be trying to sell you a book or try convince you that God wants your wife to bang him in his compound.

 

[The D]

Passing through the taurids right now so it’s totally an alien invasion. I hope they’re similar to human females and want to bang instead of being like the H R Giger aliens

 

[Son of Dorn]

What happens in Vegas stay's .... that's where District 9, should have been. Prawns with a Gambling, and major alcohol Addiction. and $ 3. 99 all you can eat Cat food buffets.
.

Ah those fokken prawns, man...

 

[Bender]

Project Blue Beam

 

[acudaowner]

just keep looking up

 

[Near miss]

I heard the backyards there are full of aliens because of the loose border

 

[Darryle]

You guys don't read Jeremy Robinson, bruh, 37th parallel, Mormons, Joseph Smith, aliens been here all along living under ground, nanites, mind control it's real


Or maybe life is a simulation and y'all are all NPCs and the aliens only talk to the FPCs


Anal probe - no homo?

 

[Llatikcuf]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Just watch this and never mention aliens again…

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Gee Kay]

 

[Ronws]

I am reminded of an episode of, I think, Twilight Zone and aliens landed and had a book that titled "How to Serve Man."

Turned out to be a cook book.

 

[Necessary 3vil]

Las Vegas family called 911 after claiming they saw two aliens crash in their backyard

Las Vegas police released body camera footage this week of a home visit from late April responding to a 911 call claiming two aliens crashed in a backyard.

www.nbclosangeles.com

I call hoax especially after the whole whistle blowing bull shit!!! Just an opportunity to get some public attention and they’ve definitely accomplished that.

 

[JM4590]

Hmmmm reminds me of a Don Henley song…They’re not here , they’re not comin….

 

[candyx]

Anyone take a shot at them to make sure conventional weapons can kill them.

 

[Necessary 3vil]

Anyone take a shot at them to make sure conventional weapons can kill them.

Kind of where I’m at as far as ET goes….. if it’s a biologically feasible death, then it has a neuro system heart/brain!!!! Positive kill point….

 

[Necessary 3vil]

Also, if their that ahead of us tech wise, someone is definitely going to be looking for them and will deal with modern humanity with ease. It’s what we do now globally. Hi-Tech also always prevails over the lack of intelligent planning and execution of warfare… We’d be FUCKED if this shit is real.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

A question:
These "aliens" have traveled light years, perhaps hundreds of light years, and as such must have a great understanding
of gravity and technology but they wreck their "pinto" in the last few miles near Vegas?
Read that ^^^ again.

R

Thats because we built their ships.
They were building gravity drives in the 50s.
Look up Stan Deyo. He is one of the few they didn't use the suicide machine on.
CERN is the bottomless pit they are going to open.
My late uncle was a very important man in the USAF. Never forget the time we got to talking about UFOs at his house over dinner while he still worked "under the mountain".
He shut that shit down. Only time I ever heard him raise his voice.

 

[Rthur]

Thats because we built their ships.
They were building gravity drives in the 50s.
Look up Stan Deyo. He is one of the few they didn't use the suicide machine on.
CERN is the bottomless pit they are going to open.
My late uncle was a very important man in the USAF. Never forget the time we got to talking about UFOs at his house over dinner while he still worked "under the mountain".
He shut that shit down. Only time I ever heard him raise his voice.

I get where you are going.
I applied the standard "knowledge" for the Vegas reporting.

R

 

[Cardboard55]

Kind of where I’m at as far as ET goes….. if it’s a biologically feasible death, then it has a neuro system heart/brain!!!! Positive kill point….

 

[UKDslayer]

 

[candyx]

 

[akmike47]

Fuck it*

 

[Bender]

 

[LawnMM]

Maybe they're new at it, it's their first couple runs with the new tech...

You know Nasa is gonna crash some shit on the other side of the universe when they figure out how to open a wormhole

 

[n2ishun]

It's just illegal aliens.
Being that Lost Wages (Las Vegas) is a democrap leaning city they left the "illegal" part off....because hey, democrappers.

 

[Maser]

I'm actually kinda cool with the alien craze making a comeback. When I was a kid in the late 90s, you'd be hard pressed not to find guys and girls wearing alien gear. Then it just went away and the zombie craze took over like a decade later. Bring back the aliens!

 

[Jabberjaw]

They must be high on something.

 

[PCR]

Was sitting in front of a fire with 2 other guys during a hunting trip at the north end of the Winchester mountains, top of the Mesas in Arizona, about 9 pm December 29, 2021 and a luminous orange red rectangular object with 3 round circles appeared over the valley. Looked to be several hundred yards long. I guess about 10 miles away. Then another circle would appear and throw a flash off like the sun then disappear. Saw the same sequence 3 times in the course of a half hour. One guy was positive it was ET, the other said military was responsible and to me, it could only have been a hologram, again, probably military.