Maggie’s Old sailor

[ssgp2]

An old sailor hires the services of a prostitute.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, "How am I doing?"

The prostitute replies, "Well old sailor, you're doing about three knots.

"Three knots?" he asks, "What's that supposed to mean?"

"Well," she says, "you're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.

 

[mexicanmatch]

Re: Old sailor

Poor guy.

 

[ut755ln]

Re: Old sailor

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ssgp2</div><div class="ubbcode-body">An old sailor hires the services of a prostitute.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, "How am I doing?"

The prostitute replies, "Well old sailor, you're doing about three knots.

"Three knots?" he asks, "What's that supposed to mean?"

"Well," she says, "you're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back. </div></div>Four knots, knot funny.

 

[ssgp2]

Re: Old sailor

You're the sailor?

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ut755ln</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ssgp2</div><div class="ubbcode-body">An old sailor hires the services of a prostitute.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, "How am I doing?"

The prostitute replies, "Well old sailor, you're doing about three knots.

"Three knots?" he asks, "What's that supposed to mean?"

"Well," she says, "you're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back. </div></div>Four knots, knot funny. </div></div>

 

[jringading]

Re: Old sailor

Guess that was written before Viagra.

 

[1stIDvet]

Re: Old sailor

[/quote]Four knots, knot funny. [/quote]


Must happen to you quite often....

 

[IdahoMike]

Re: Old sailor

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ut755ln</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ssgp2</div><div class="ubbcode-body">An old sailor hires the services of a prostitute.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, "How am I doing?"

The prostitute replies, "Well old sailor, you're doing about three knots.

"Three knots?" he asks, "What's that supposed to mean?"

"Well," she says, "you're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back. </div></div>Four knots, knot funny.</div></div>
5, "you better KNOT mention that again you cock sucker!"~The Goat