Nothing more American than this, don't know why everyone is upset.
He's gonna add to our huge prison population if he loses, making it even harder for other nations to catch up, and that's something to be proud of.
A few greedbags will make a fortune off this if he wins, funneling more funds from the middle class to the greed class, be proud.
If he loses, he loses the pistol. If he wins, he'll in essence lose several pistols to pay to keep the one he has. Oh, America!
WE need our own state, if not our own nation at this point. It's just not working out for the 99%.
PS, bear was NOT at that hotel checking to see if someone was using his bed... He ate there and that man was in his way. Man was also between bear and his loved one(s). I'd have done the exact same thing if the motherfucker didn't back off.
PSS, he had a beer! The horror! And in a vacation town at that!