Sitting on my porch, hidden by my front shrubs with my laptop, 150 mixed color paint balls and a fresh canister of C02. For the last 2 nights, which are the first 2 nights since school is out, some kids in my neighborhood thought it would be fun to egg all the cars on the street. I am hoping that they come back for a third night so I can try out my new Tippmann....
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Please come back and egg my truck tonight.
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Re: Please come back and egg my truck tonight.
Haha, hope your revenge plot comes through like you planned it. I'm sure everyone that has ever been egged wishes they could get back at the turd that tossed them.
Haha, hope your revenge plot comes through like you planned it. I'm sure everyone that has ever been egged wishes they could get back at the turd that tossed them.
Re: Please come back and egg my truck tonight.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer_G</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Brilliant. They commit vandalism, you commit aggravated assault and admit to it on the internet. Whatcha gonna do for an encore? </div></div>
No shit. Should have just gone the distance - suppressed .22 / shovel / 50# of lime / Chainsaw / Hammer
You go with your plan though, you're destined for greatness.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer_G</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Brilliant. They commit vandalism, you commit aggravated assault and admit to it on the internet. Whatcha gonna do for an encore? </div></div>
No shit. Should have just gone the distance - suppressed .22 / shovel / 50# of lime / Chainsaw / Hammer
You go with your plan though, you're destined for greatness.
Re: Please come back and egg my truck tonight.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer_G</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Brilliant. They commit vandalism, you commit aggravated assault and admit to it on the internet. Whatcha gonna do for an encore? </div></div>
if the opportunity presents itself, reload more paintballs. I hope that adequately answers your condescending question.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer_G</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Brilliant. They commit vandalism, you commit aggravated assault and admit to it on the internet. Whatcha gonna do for an encore? </div></div>
if the opportunity presents itself, reload more paintballs. I hope that adequately answers your condescending question.
Re: Please come back and egg my truck tonight.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mo_Zam_Beek</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer_G</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Brilliant. They commit vandalism, you commit aggravated assault and admit to it on the internet. Whatcha gonna do for an encore? </div></div>
No shit. Should have just gone the distance - suppressed .22 / shovel / 50# of lime / Chainsaw / Hammer
You go with your plan though, you're destined for greatness. </div></div>
Thank you, if you are a registered voter in my area you can write me in on the next ballot to help with my destiny.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Mo_Zam_Beek</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer_G</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Brilliant. They commit vandalism, you commit aggravated assault and admit to it on the internet. Whatcha gonna do for an encore? </div></div>
No shit. Should have just gone the distance - suppressed .22 / shovel / 50# of lime / Chainsaw / Hammer
You go with your plan though, you're destined for greatness. </div></div>
Thank you, if you are a registered voter in my area you can write me in on the next ballot to help with my destiny.
Re: Please come back and egg my truck tonight.
You're old enough to be prosecuted as an adult. Your destiny is a jail cell.
You're old enough to be prosecuted as an adult. Your destiny is a jail cell.
Re: Please come back and egg my truck tonight.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: doubled</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Sitting on my porch, hidden by my front shrubs with my laptop, 150 mixed color paint balls and a fresh canister of C02. For the last 2 nights, which are the first 2 nights since school is out, some kids in my neighborhood thought it would be fun to egg all the cars on the street. I am hoping that they come back for a third night so I can try out my new Tippmann.... </div></div>
Not a good idea my friend. When the kids go crying back to mom and dad you better hope they arnt flaming liberals or I do see flashing lights in your future. If they were my kids when they complained to me about being shot with paint balls for egging cars I would smack them around a little and tell them be thankful they didnt get shot with a real gun. Kids will be kids.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: doubled</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Sitting on my porch, hidden by my front shrubs with my laptop, 150 mixed color paint balls and a fresh canister of C02. For the last 2 nights, which are the first 2 nights since school is out, some kids in my neighborhood thought it would be fun to egg all the cars on the street. I am hoping that they come back for a third night so I can try out my new Tippmann.... </div></div>
Not a good idea my friend. When the kids go crying back to mom and dad you better hope they arnt flaming liberals or I do see flashing lights in your future. If they were my kids when they complained to me about being shot with paint balls for egging cars I would smack them around a little and tell them be thankful they didnt get shot with a real gun. Kids will be kids.
Re: Please come back and egg my truck tonight.
Being the only responsible and sensible person on this forum...
I suggest you put the paint balls in the freezer for the day.
Being the only responsible and sensible person on this forum...
I suggest you put the paint balls in the freezer for the day.
Re: Please come back and egg my truck tonight.
Thank you Shank, for your candid and helpful advice. I always knew you'd come forward to save the day in our times of direst need.
OP; I feel your pain. The little mongrels need a lesson, no doubt.
But for you, for now, the time has already passed. Blabbing one's plan for premeditated revenge on a public forum is the stuff that civil suits and criminal prosecutions are made of.
Rest assured; confident that if they've pissed you off, have egged the entire block, there are ample others entertaining similar thoughts as yours.
Allow <span style="font-style: italic">them</span> to exact your revenge, and likewise take the fall...
Remember, if violence is such a really and appropriately good idea; there's always a willing fool nearby, eagerly awaiting your timely but unprosecutably subtle hint. (...Hey, Pal! A <span style="font-style: italic">real</span> man wouldn't take that and just stand for it; would he...?)
Greg
Thank you Shank, for your candid and helpful advice. I always knew you'd come forward to save the day in our times of direst need.
OP; I feel your pain. The little mongrels need a lesson, no doubt.
But for you, for now, the time has already passed. Blabbing one's plan for premeditated revenge on a public forum is the stuff that civil suits and criminal prosecutions are made of.
Rest assured; confident that if they've pissed you off, have egged the entire block, there are ample others entertaining similar thoughts as yours.
Allow <span style="font-style: italic">them</span> to exact your revenge, and likewise take the fall...
Remember, if violence is such a really and appropriately good idea; there's always a willing fool nearby, eagerly awaiting your timely but unprosecutably subtle hint. (...Hey, Pal! A <span style="font-style: italic">real</span> man wouldn't take that and just stand for it; would he...?)
Greg
Re: Please come back and egg my truck tonight.
I'd recommend sitting in your truck, down where they can't see you. As soon as the eggs hit, start it up, call the police, and follow them at least long enough to get a plate and description if not until the police catch up. That way, you make sure the little bastards at least get a visit from the law. You could even tell the officer you'd like to press vandalism charges and see what they think about that one.
I'd recommend sitting in your truck, down where they can't see you. As soon as the eggs hit, start it up, call the police, and follow them at least long enough to get a plate and description if not until the police catch up. That way, you make sure the little bastards at least get a visit from the law. You could even tell the officer you'd like to press vandalism charges and see what they think about that one.
Re: Please come back and egg my truck tonight.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Spazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'd recommend sitting in your truck, down where they can't see you. As soon as the eggs hit, start it up, call the police, and follow them at least long enough to get a plate and description if not until the police catch up. That way, you make sure the little bastards at least get a visit from the law. You could even tell the officer you'd like to press vandalism charges and see what they think about that one. </div></div>
Unless they agree to wash and (paste) wax every car they hit. thats about the worst punishment you can give a spoiled kid...make it work on saturdays for the whold summer.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Spazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'd recommend sitting in your truck, down where they can't see you. As soon as the eggs hit, start it up, call the police, and follow them at least long enough to get a plate and description if not until the police catch up. That way, you make sure the little bastards at least get a visit from the law. You could even tell the officer you'd like to press vandalism charges and see what they think about that one. </div></div>
Unless they agree to wash and (paste) wax every car they hit. thats about the worst punishment you can give a spoiled kid...make it work on saturdays for the whold summer.
Re: Please come back and egg my truck tonight.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Spazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'd recommend sitting in your truck, down where they can't see you. As soon as the eggs hit, start it up, call the police, and follow them at least long enough to get a plate and description if not until the police catch up. That way, you make sure the little bastards at least get a visit from the law. You could even tell the officer you'd like to press vandalism charges and see what they think about that one.</div></div>
Unless they agree to wash and (paste) wax every car they hit. thats about the worst punishment you can give a spoiled kid...make it work on saturdays for the whold summer.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 427Cobra</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I would sit on my nieghbors proch across the street, don't ask either, let the little fuckers have it with the paintball gun, after they run off sneak home. </div></div>
This one works too.<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Being the only responsible and sensible person on this forum...
I suggest you put the paint balls in the freezer for the day.
</div></div>
Shank, despite you impeccable logic I think this might be extreem.
I would lean towards getting some of the neighbors together for an ambush with a quickly unrollable nail strip to flat all four
tires. Then when youve gottem stopped mae them strip and walk home naked. Mabey spray them with some flouresent paint or bust the rest of the eggs on them.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Spazz</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'd recommend sitting in your truck, down where they can't see you. As soon as the eggs hit, start it up, call the police, and follow them at least long enough to get a plate and description if not until the police catch up. That way, you make sure the little bastards at least get a visit from the law. You could even tell the officer you'd like to press vandalism charges and see what they think about that one.</div></div>
Unless they agree to wash and (paste) wax every car they hit. thats about the worst punishment you can give a spoiled kid...make it work on saturdays for the whold summer.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 427Cobra</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I would sit on my nieghbors proch across the street, don't ask either, let the little fuckers have it with the paintball gun, after they run off sneak home. </div></div>
This one works too.<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Being the only responsible and sensible person on this forum...
I suggest you put the paint balls in the freezer for the day.
</div></div>
Shank, despite you impeccable logic I think this might be extreem.
I would lean towards getting some of the neighbors together for an ambush with a quickly unrollable nail strip to flat all four
tires. Then when youve gottem stopped mae them strip and walk home naked. Mabey spray them with some flouresent paint or bust the rest of the eggs on them.
Re: Please come back and egg my truck tonight.
That happened to my buddy couple of months ago. Stupid kids vandalize his whole house and car. The following day his son found out who did over facebook. He reported to the police and claim the damage on insurance. Amazingly insurance paid him for new sidings and car paint. His insurance claim the damages from the parents. Oh boy those eggs are acid and will damage the paint of your house.
That happened to my buddy couple of months ago. Stupid kids vandalize his whole house and car. The following day his son found out who did over facebook. He reported to the police and claim the damage on insurance. Amazingly insurance paid him for new sidings and car paint. His insurance claim the damages from the parents. Oh boy those eggs are acid and will damage the paint of your house.
Re: Please come back and egg my truck tonight.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: doubled</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Sitting on my porch, hidden by my front shrubs with my laptop, 150 mixed color paint balls and a fresh canister of C02. For the last 2 nights, which are the first 2 nights since school is out, some kids in my neighborhood thought it would be fun to egg all the cars on the street. I am hoping that they come back for a third night so I can try out my new Tippmann.... </div></div>
Assault on a minor..... good idea. 2 bad ideas don't negate themselves. Not only will they get in trouble but the parents can press charges on you. I would catch them in the act and report them to the authorities.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: doubled</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Sitting on my porch, hidden by my front shrubs with my laptop, 150 mixed color paint balls and a fresh canister of C02. For the last 2 nights, which are the first 2 nights since school is out, some kids in my neighborhood thought it would be fun to egg all the cars on the street. I am hoping that they come back for a third night so I can try out my new Tippmann.... </div></div>
Assault on a minor..... good idea. 2 bad ideas don't negate themselves. Not only will they get in trouble but the parents can press charges on you. I would catch them in the act and report them to the authorities.
Re: Please come back and egg my truck tonight.
Doubled, like 427Cobra said, don't get them in front of your own house. Follow them, find out where they live, and get them later.
Oh, and good god Shankster, what is that latest avatar?
Doubled, like 427Cobra said, don't get them in front of your own house. Follow them, find out where they live, and get them later.
Oh, and good god Shankster, what is that latest avatar?
Re: Please come back and egg my truck tonight.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MrLowandSlow</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Oh, and good god Shankster, what is that latest avatar? </div></div>
thats Shank doing his Moms boyfriends daughter. Not a hefty but hey, it works.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MrLowandSlow</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Oh, and good god Shankster, what is that latest avatar? </div></div>
thats Shank doing his Moms boyfriends daughter. Not a hefty but hey, it works.
Re: Please come back and egg my truck tonight.
I think that everyone is underrating these kids' parents. More than likely, these same parents will become extremely rude and irritated that you taught their kids a lesson; God Forbid! Be very careful as to your next move, my friend; or else you may be updating this post while sitting in the jail library.
I think that everyone is underrating these kids' parents. More than likely, these same parents will become extremely rude and irritated that you taught their kids a lesson; God Forbid! Be very careful as to your next move, my friend; or else you may be updating this post while sitting in the jail library.
Re: Please come back and egg my truck tonight.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Goldie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MrLowandSlow</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Oh, and good god Shankster, what is that latest avatar? </div></div>
thats Shank doing his Moms boyfriends daughter. Not a hefty but hey, it works. </div></div>
Two words nearly ineffable together: Clown Porn.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Goldie</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MrLowandSlow</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Oh, and good god Shankster, what is that latest avatar? </div></div>
thats Shank doing his Moms boyfriends daughter. Not a hefty but hey, it works. </div></div>
Two words nearly ineffable together: Clown Porn.
Re: Please come back and egg my truck tonight.
Might want to try a camera instead of the paintball gun, though I do understand your frustration. Catch them in the act.
Might want to try a camera instead of the paintball gun, though I do understand your frustration. Catch them in the act.
Re: Please come back and egg my truck tonight.
Get a Trunk Monkey, they are just dumb animals and can not be held responsible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx6WB5YJia8&feature=fvsr
Get a Trunk Monkey, they are just dumb animals and can not be held responsible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx6WB5YJia8&feature=fvsr
Re: Please come back and egg my truck tonight.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: oldgrayone</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Get a Trunk Monkey, they are just dumb animals and can not be held responsible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx6WB5YJia8&feature=fvsr </div></div>
Trunk Monkey.... First time I've heard of one of those. You wouldn't happen to know where to get one, would you?
-Chris
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: oldgrayone</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Get a Trunk Monkey, they are just dumb animals and can not be held responsible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx6WB5YJia8&feature=fvsr </div></div>
Trunk Monkey.... First time I've heard of one of those. You wouldn't happen to know where to get one, would you?
-Chris
Re: Please come back and egg my truck tonight.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: cavemanmoore</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: oldgrayone</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Get a Trunk Monkey, they are just dumb animals and can not be held responsible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx6WB5YJia8&feature=fvsr </div></div>
Trunk Monkey.... First time I've heard of one of those. You wouldn't happen to know where to get one, would you?
-Chris</div></div>
suburban auto group
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: cavemanmoore</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: oldgrayone</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Get a Trunk Monkey, they are just dumb animals and can not be held responsible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx6WB5YJia8&feature=fvsr </div></div>
Trunk Monkey.... First time I've heard of one of those. You wouldn't happen to know where to get one, would you?
-Chris</div></div>
suburban auto group
Re: Please come back and egg my truck tonight.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: oldgrayone</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Get a Trunk Monkey, they are just dumb animals and can not be held responsible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx6WB5YJia8&feature=fvsr </div></div>
Thats great. Every car should have one. Especially the cop version. No bash intended.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: oldgrayone</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Get a Trunk Monkey, they are just dumb animals and can not be held responsible.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx6WB5YJia8&feature=fvsr </div></div>
Thats great. Every car should have one. Especially the cop version. No bash intended.
Re: Please come back and egg my truck tonight.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Zebra308</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Speaking of the trunk monkey Milspec Monkey has various morale patches like the tactical trunk monkey. La Police Gear sells them they are a hoot. </div></div>
Trunk monkeys are lame. I'll raise you a "BMW Blaster"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb-_JiYMNlA
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Zebra308</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Speaking of the trunk monkey Milspec Monkey has various morale patches like the tactical trunk monkey. La Police Gear sells them they are a hoot. </div></div>
Trunk monkeys are lame. I'll raise you a "BMW Blaster"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb-_JiYMNlA
Re: Please come back and egg my truck tonight.
Use an airsoft gun.
No splat marks / paint to trace it back to you
... what! Just sayin.....
Use an airsoft gun.
No splat marks / paint to trace it back to you
... what! Just sayin.....
Re: Please come back and egg my truck tonight.
You have the right to protect your property... right? Let em eat paint!!!!
You have the right to protect your property... right? Let em eat paint!!!!
Re: Please come back and egg my truck tonight.
well, depending on the age of the kids there is always rocksalt.... I got blasted with it when i was 12 for doing the old "ring the doorbell and run like hell" taught me a serious lesson.
well, depending on the age of the kids there is always rocksalt.... I got blasted with it when i was 12 for doing the old "ring the doorbell and run like hell" taught me a serious lesson.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: The Mall Ninja</div><div class="ubbcode-body">well, depending on the age of the kids there is always rocksalt.... I got blasted with it when i was 12 for doing the old "ring the doorbell and run like hell" taught me a serious lesson. </div></div>
Today that will bring serious prison time for the shooter.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: The Mall Ninja</div><div class="ubbcode-body">well, depending on the age of the kids there is always rocksalt.... I got blasted with it when i was 12 for doing the old "ring the doorbell and run like hell" taught me a serious lesson. </div></div>
Today that will bring serious prison time for the shooter.
Re: Please come back and egg my truck tonight.
alright no rocksalt, but what about airsoft pellets loaded into a 12 guage hull? <span style="font-style: italic">should</span> work, shouldn't it?
alright no rocksalt, but what about airsoft pellets loaded into a 12 guage hull? <span style="font-style: italic">should</span> work, shouldn't it?
Re: Please come back and egg my truck tonight.
Try that and find out. You can let us know during one of your 'computer privileges' once you build up some "good behavior" time.
Try that and find out. You can let us know during one of your 'computer privileges' once you build up some "good behavior" time.
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Here's a copy of an EPIC thread on another place on them internets I look at. The original thread was lost due to the server, but the original post was reposted by a mod. "TrinityRiverRat's Sweet Holloween Revenge", I still get a laugh everytime I read it. I meant to post it when I originally read this thread, but couldn't find it......
http://refugeforums.com/refuge/showthread.php?t=72733
Here's a copy of an EPIC thread on another place on them internets I look at. The original thread was lost due to the server, but the original post was reposted by a mod. "TrinityRiverRat's Sweet Holloween Revenge", I still get a laugh everytime I read it. I meant to post it when I originally read this thread, but couldn't find it......
http://refugeforums.com/refuge/showthread.php?t=72733
Re: Please come back and egg my truck tonight.
several years ago I was talking with my neighbor a couple of doors down and watched as some kids slowed down and hit my car with an egg. They continued on and I could see them laughing as they stopped at the corner stop sign which also happened to be directly in front if me a city cop at the time, and my neighbor a Dept. Sheriff. we both walked over and badged the kids and the look of horror that washed over their faces was epic. Parents were called, car was washed and after some mediation with a couple of fathers I didn't do any yard work for a couple of months.
several years ago I was talking with my neighbor a couple of doors down and watched as some kids slowed down and hit my car with an egg. They continued on and I could see them laughing as they stopped at the corner stop sign which also happened to be directly in front if me a city cop at the time, and my neighbor a Dept. Sheriff. we both walked over and badged the kids and the look of horror that washed over their faces was epic. Parents were called, car was washed and after some mediation with a couple of fathers I didn't do any yard work for a couple of months.
Re: Please come back and egg my truck tonight.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Being the only responsible and sensible person on this forum...
I suggest you put the paint balls in the freezer for the day.
</div></div>
winning..........
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Being the only responsible and sensible person on this forum...
I suggest you put the paint balls in the freezer for the day.
</div></div>
winning..........
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marbles are nearly 68 caliber, I can't remember the brand offhand that actually fed through my spider.
and there was a company that I can't remember who made "training paintballs" which were 68 caliber super bouncy balls.
just thinking out loud
marbles are nearly 68 caliber, I can't remember the brand offhand that actually fed through my spider.
and there was a company that I can't remember who made "training paintballs" which were 68 caliber super bouncy balls.
just thinking out loud
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