Pope Death Watch... WITH A PRIZE!!! Quart of Maple Syrup to the winner!

[BCP]

What's funny about that is that I could point you to some militant catholic types would would also agree with that statement...

He IS a fucking heretic

 

[Rthur]

R

 

[akmike47]

He keeps improving move your early dates back a bit

 

[BCP]

He keeps improving move your early dates back a bit

Only the good die young.

 

[DOA]

God doesn't want him and Satan isn't done with him yet. Wait, are we talking about the pope or my mom?

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

He keeps improving move your early dates back a bit

Maybe that POS will come back as many times as that submarine. Then he'll implode.

I'm sticking with March 9. Even though I am giving up an hour.

 

[NoDopes]

Is this still available?

 

[theLBC]

seems like he may survive. they should probably give him some remdesivir.
march 5th would be a good day for him to go, if there is a pool, or april 30.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Pool still open and if no death by April 15… then it closes down.

Don’t worry… there will be a next time. With prizes.

The Pope ain’t buying green bananas!!

Sirhr

 

[Rthur]

2/28 At dawn while trying to face mecca.


R

R

 

[LeftyJason]

2/27/25 noon

Me too.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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Only if someone else is closer… I’ll accept closest before or after your chosen time!

Maybe he’ll ‘farc out on no shopping day! Or when the planets align tonite… and you will still be in the running!!!

 

[UKDslayer]

 

[Redlion]

BREAKING: Pope Francis’ Health Takes a Turn for the Worse With Breathing Crisis – Pontiff Put On Ventilator​

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/02/breaking-pope-francis-health-takes-turn-worse-breathing/

 

[37L1]

 

[Expert684]

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/02/breaking-pope-francis-health-takes-turn-worse-breathing/

Was he on the Epstein list?

 

[kl3309]

The pope being on death's door is the will of God, is it not? So what's the vatican doing putting forth all this effort to prolong the mortal existence of one man (who was lobbied for and elected by other men, by the way)? Isn't that a direct challenge to the infallibilty of God?
Pull the plug.

 

[rdinak]

The ghost of Ruth Bader Ginsberg visited the pope and gave him a shot of the juice.

 

[JerkyFreak]

7 March

 

[Marinevet1]

I got 3-1-25........1:00 am..............come on............

 

[cnwrobb]

He is/has been dead for a while…the pontiffs are making time to select his possible successors

 

[sirhrmechanic]

He is/has been dead for a while…the pontiffs are making time to select his possible successors

Doubt it. They have all the time in the world to choose successor. And there are strict regimens dating back a millenium as to how they deal with a dead pope.

Hummm… I might have to do a play-by-play on this funeral, too. Might be as much fun as the Queen!!!

Sirhr

 

[6.5SH]

https://y.yarn.co/500eb8b1-7d5d-4c67-a161-c59c9f94a011.mp4

 

[Marinevet1]

He is/has been dead for a while…the pontiffs are making time to select his possible successors

Are you saying they are picking the winner of the Syrup ............

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Are you saying they are picking the winner of the Syrup ............

Yeah… I won’t mail to Rome. So if the cardinals or Swiss Guards are trying to score some tree candy… they are SOL!!

 

[Darryle]

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Don't ruin a perfectly nonsensical movie by association with the debil

 

[rdinak]

March 2, 0656

 

[UKDslayer]

Reports today say he is doing worse again!

 

[232593]

June 6th @0600

 

[NoDopes]

Yeah… I won’t mail to Rome. So if the cardinals or Swiss Guards are trying to score some tree candy… they are SOL!!

They already have plenty of candy. How do you think they lure in all the children?

 

[232593]

Guess we will see if that Prophecy of ST Malachai was legit soon enough.

 

[BCP]

Reports today say he is doing worse again!

 

[ironpony52]

On a vent could go on for a long time.

 

[ironpony52]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Guess we will see if that Prophecy of ST Malachai was legit soon enough.

I'm banking on The Simpsons.... they called this one!

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

June 6th @0600

Anything after April 15th is not valid...

But you can have another vote...

Sihrh

 

[375fan]

On a vent could go on for a long time.

Not if there is a power disruption.

 

[doubloon]

Not if there is a power disruption.

 

[mosin46]

On a vent could go on for a long time.

saw people go months. of course trached and sent to a vent dependent place (AKA hell hole).

 

[Rthur]

R

 

[Major Wader]

Anything after April 15th is not valid...

But you can have another vote...

Sihrh

Can those of us who missed already have the same grace?

Maple syrup is one of the few sweeteners I still use. If no additional guesses are allowed, please let me know what it would cost for a quart of the real stuff to be sent to Georgia. The one in the USA, not the fake European Georgia.

 

[Im2bent]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Pope going to blow a gasket!!!

Sirhr

 

[david walter]

March 14, 2025 at 0716 Vatican time.

 

[sloporsche]

i am out of the running with my time slot

 

[Big Phish]

Hope the pervert meets his maker tommorrow!

 

[375fan]

Hope the pervert meets his maker tommorrow!

Right now would be even better.

 

[Stugots]

6-1-25

 

[GreenGO Juan]

 

[timesublime]

6-1-25

Cut off date is April 15.