Post Your Kills

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No pics, but I hit morning doves with my old pickup on multiple occasions. Well, I think they were suicidal because they flew in front of a vehicle traveling at highway speed. It became a running joke.

And, in a special relativity kind of way, we hit a bird of some sort with our house. It left a dusty print on the window- you could see where the beak hit and turned its head sideways, and the wings splayed out on either side. It was loud. But, not as loud as when the restaurant we were sitting in hit a red-tailed hawk. That was LOUD. The window reverberated for a solid second after that. The bird sat on the sidewalk for about 10 minutes, then shook it off and flew away.

I guess those last 2 don't really count as "kills." But, if it helps, I passed a bunch of bicyclists this past Sunday. You could tell they were racing the cars by the clothes they were wearing. The looks of anguish on their faces as they realized they weren't going to be able to keep up with a Wrangler were priceless.
 
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