Maggie’s shithouse poet

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#1
For anyone that has ever deployed, used a port-a-shitter, or used a public restroom, you have seen some good literature scrawled or carved into the walls. Post the best ones you have seen (or wrote)----


the ever popular (insert name) loves cock

here i sit, cheeks a flexin
givin birth to another texan

dropped a shit, some are floatin
just another minnesotan

2/7 (or whatever unit is there) is clownshoes

30 days till i go home
oh yeah, i got 7 left
i got back 3 days ago, this is a recording

dont look here, the joke is in your hand

for all the females on the way back to the states, how does it feel to be ugly again?

the always popular etches of cocks, usually spewing jizm
 
#2
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This one aint mine but I did read it in a shithouse once...

People who shit within these walls

Roll their shit into little balls,

People who read these words of wit...

Eat those little balls of shit!!!
 
#4
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They paint these walls to stop my pen, but the shithouse poet has struck again.

There once was a man from Peru, who fell asleep in his canoe. While dreaming of Venus, he played with his penis, and awoke with a hand full of goo.
 
#5
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There once was a guy named Hugh Glass, who's balls were made out of brass, while rubbing together they made stormy weather and lightning shot out of his ass!
 
#9
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Laser1</div><div class="ubbcode-body">As seen in a bar in Buffalo Wyoming, summer of 1980.

Here I sit my asshole flexing, just gave birth to a two pound texan.

Wyoming...where men are men and the sheep run scared. </div></div>




<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-size: 26pt">+1</span></span></span>
 
#10
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2010-04-20-Strip_31_Shitter_Graffiti_web.jpg


http://terminallance.com/2010/04/20/terminal-lance-31-shitter-graffiti-is-an-art-of-dicks/
 
#16
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The night was dark
The sky was blue,
Out of the ally
The shit wagon flew,
It hit a bump
A cry was heard,
A man was killed
By a flying turd.

Signed, snakeshit
 
#17
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Seen at Safeway a while back: "Free Obama Dolls" written with an arrow pointed at the crapper.

At a Hotel in middle of nowhere Nebraska I read on the wall of the bathroom "Don't throw your cigarette butts in the shitter, the crabs have learned to poll vault."
 
#18
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Keep it shaved & smellin’ sweet
Its guaranteed they’ll always eat
But if it stinks and gunks all on it
They’ll take one sniff and surely vomit
 
#21
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: DieTrying310</div><div class="ubbcode-body">"Jesus saves"

directly underneath:

"Gretzky gets the rebound, he shoots, he scores!" </div></div>

"Jesus Saves"
"Yankees win in 9"


Here i sit
in all this vapor
the guy before me
used all the paper.
I here the call
I must not linger
Lookout asshole
Here comes the finger.
 
#27
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Grandpa would be disappointed, his Corps has come and gone
All that matters now is fairness, not what’s right or wrong.

Back in Grandpa’s Corps, safety was a condom
And when the enemy challenged him, he went out and fought em’

There were no safety officers and certainly no women
Just men filled with courage and bold NCOs who led them

The spear is no longer sharpened; it’s been grounded dull
For the sake of political correctness and safety for all

Instead of heavy combat or patrols filling my long day
It’s all about “hearts and minds” and the rights of the gay

They cut the NCOs at the knees, good order is now called hazing
It’s gentleness they want now, their tolerance torch is blazing

So here I am now in the rear with the timid, the women, and the weak
The turds are lining up to be promoted, the air filled with their stink

I am denied my calling, I am denied my right
I cannot even prove myself, in a battle they won’t let me fight.

Grandpa would be disappointed, his Corps has come and gone
All that matters now is fairness, not what’s right or wrong.

 
#30
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In GA Jesus save us.... from your followers

a reply to the cheeks flexen birthed a texen: So thats where dubya came from

the most brutal I have seen:
In CA what did the 13yo native girl say when she lost her vignity? Get off me dad your crushing my smokes
 
#36
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: CE1371</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Grandpa would be disappointed, his Corps has come and gone
All that matters now is fairness, not what’s right or wrong.

Back in Grandpa’s Corps, safety was a condom
And when the enemy challenged him, he went out and fought em’

There were no safety officers and certainly no women
Just men filled with courage and bold NCOs who led them

The spear is no longer sharpened; it’s been grounded dull
For the sake of political correctness and safety for all

Instead of heavy combat or patrols filling my long day
It’s all about “hearts and minds” and the rights of the gay

They cut the NCOs at the knees, good order is now called hazing
It’s gentleness they want now, their tolerance torch is blazing

So here I am now in the rear with the timid, the women, and the weak
The turds are lining up to be promoted, the air filled with their stink

I am denied my calling, I am denied my right
I cannot even prove myself, in a battle they won’t let me fight.

Grandpa would be disappointed, his Corps has come and gone
All that matters now is fairness, not what’s right or wrong.

</div></div>
The sad truth...
 
#38
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The best one I saw was while in Bagram, Afghanistan and it was in a Porta-John. It was a picture of a woman giving birth to a screaming Eagle, 101st Airborne. It was drawn pretty well for a porta-john.
 
#39
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Not poetry, but a recurring theme was "Post is gay" I guess Post was a lower enlisted Infantry guy who was on the same FOB I was back in '07, saw that written in porta johns on every single FOB I went to all over Baghdad, Anaconda, Kuwait, and in the bathrooms of the barracks we were staying in at Ft. Dix. Also saw it written into the road surface in downtown Baghdad where they re poured cement to fill in an IED hole.
 
#42
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: rero360</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Not poetry, but a recurring theme was "Post is gay" I guess Post was a lower enlisted Infantry guy who was on the same FOB I was back in '07, saw that written in porta johns on every single FOB I went to all over Baghdad, Anaconda, Kuwait, and in the bathrooms of the barracks we were staying in at Ft. Dix. Also saw it written into the road surface in downtown Baghdad where they re poured cement to fill in an IED hole. </div></div>

Pretty sure they were referring to standing guard duty.



Here I sit, my cheek's a flexin'
Trying to drop another Texan
Here I go, give one last push,
Out plops another Bush.

Wish I remember more of them.
can't forget the ever present "Wagner loves the Cock"
 
#43
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I've seen "Wagner loves the cock" at every major base the Marine Corps has along with every FOB and COP I've been to in Afghanistan. It's our generation's "Kilroy was here" ... that and Wagner must really love cock.
 
#44
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: pyrotechnic</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: rero360</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Not poetry, but a recurring theme was "Post is gay" I guess Post was a lower enlisted Infantry guy who was on the same FOB I was back in '07, saw that written in porta johns on every single FOB I went to all over Baghdad, Anaconda, Kuwait, and in the bathrooms of the barracks we were staying in at Ft. Dix. Also saw it written into the road surface in downtown Baghdad where they re poured cement to fill in an IED hole. </div></div>

Pretty sure they were referring to standing guard duty.



Here I sit, my cheek's a flexin'
Trying to drop another Texan
Here I go, give one last push,
Out plops another Bush.

Wish I remember more of them.
can't forget the ever present "Wagner loves the Cock" </div></div>

Classic
 
#45
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I drive truck and get all my news from shitter stalls. The hardest I laughed was:


"On these walls with all the charm and wit, You'd think Shakespere came to take a shit"

Honorable mention:

"Stop smoking all my old ladies pot it makes her crabby"
Wonder to this day who it was meant for.
 
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