SHTF plans?

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#1
My plan is to take a Ruger 10/22, Glock or a 1911, And a 308 light weight rifle, Since I live in MN I have a lot of forests and swamps to live in. That is my plan. Move all the Ammo I can get my hands on deep into the woods, along with reloading press, and about 200 pounds of powder and reloading components.

Build a small shack or something and live out my life.
Basically become a mountain man.
 
#2
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What kind of SHTF are we talking? Earthquake, flood, ice storm, hurricane, flu pandemic...or zombies, alien invasion, asteroid impact, 'Red Dawn', electromagnetic pulse, __________?

My plan is to fire up the generator, eat cheetos, and make snarky comments on SnipersHide how all the city folk don't know how to grow a garden or do basic Boy Scout shit.
 
#3
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BoilerUP</div><div class="ubbcode-body">What kind of SHTF are we talking? Earthquake, flood, ice storm, hurricane, flu pandemic...or zombies, alien invasion, asteroid impact, 'Red Dawn', electromagnetic pulse, __________?

My plan is to fire up the generator, eat cheetos, and make snarky comments on SnipersHide how all the city folk don't know how to grow a garden or do basic Boy Scout shit.</div></div>
haha, I'm talking about general SHTF like economic collapse, Attacked by roving gangs of Phil Collin's haha. But mostly realistic happenings.
 
#6
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: jasonk</div><div class="ubbcode-body">If the economy collapses are you going to burn down your own home? Why move to a swamp?</div></div>

Mostly because it is my dream to become a mountain man haha.

And besides, if you don't appose a threat or see anyone that will be a threat to you, Then what is to worry?
 
#7
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#8
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The economy has already collapsed for about 30-40% of us. The Government just hasn't told anyone yet. My plan is to take my time machine to the future when everything is good again. If that doesn't work my plan is to hide in my attic until they vampires have eaten everyone else and have to get back on their boat. Then I'll test to see if I can eat zombie meat and not get infected if I cook it a long time.

I think this should cover just about anything I have to deal with.
 
#10
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Then I'll test to see if I can eat zombie meat if I cook it a long time.</div></div>
I really hope there's still a little BBQ sauce laying around that I can scavenge.
 
#11
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I am going to sprint around the streets nekkid, because i always wanted to, and who's gonna stop me? after I've done that I'm gonna go all hamburger hill charlie mode and crawl through the wire all quiet like into some fucking retards lair out in the woods. As he is sleeping I will eat his food and teabag his mouf, then exfil all ninjee style, I will repeat this process nightly until fuckwad is out of food or starts sleeping with his mouth open, cause let's face it, thats just dangerous. I will leave little love notes saying things like "you need more food, and less gun powder" or "how's my shwetty balls taste?". I will leave pictures of me with the clan of big tittied whores in our luxury condo in Terravivos. the rest of my days shall be spent tormenting the wierdo of the woods
 
#12
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: VJJPunisher</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I am going to sprint around the streets nekkid, because i always wanted to, and who's gonna stop me? after I've done that I'm gonna go all hamburger hill charlie mode and crawl through the wire all quiet like into some fucking retards lair out in the woods. As he is sleeping I will eat his food and teabag his mouf, then exfil all ninjee style, I will repeat this process nightly until fuckwad is out of food or starts sleeping with his mouth open, cause let's face it, thats just dangerous. I will leave little love notes saying things like "you need more food, and less gun powder" or "how's my shwetty balls taste?". I will leave pictures of me with the clan of big tittied whores in our luxury condo in Terravivos. the rest of my days shall be spent tormenting the wierdo of the woods </div></div>

So, what you're essentially saying is that you have no plans whatsoever to change your current routine?
 
#17
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: jasonk</div><div class="ubbcode-body">If the economy collapses are you going to burn down your own home? Why move to a swamp? </div></div>

So he can get the insurance money.
 
#18
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: jasonk</div><div class="ubbcode-body">^^^ Dibs on being Sasaki's first mate! </div></div>

I'm thinkin after just the 2 of you been on that thar fancy 'Love Boat' for some time you may well be his 'first' but he probably won't be callin ya "mate" afterwards, perhaps honey or bitch????
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#19
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 500grains</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I am going to open a barbecue stand because I have some really good recipes for longpig.
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"500grains BBQ! Guaranteed Kuru-Free or your barter item back!"
 
#20
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SDWhirlwind</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: jasonk</div><div class="ubbcode-body">^^^ Dibs on being Sasaki's first mate! </div></div>

I'm thinkin after just the 2 of you been on that thar fancy 'Love Boat' for some time you may well be his 'first' but he probably won't be callin ya "mate" afterwards, perhaps honey or bitch????
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We'll pick up plenty of bitches along the way. Believe you me.
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#21
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: jasonk</div><div class="ubbcode-body">^^^ Dibs on being Sasaki's first mate! </div></div>

LOL

that comment could go in many bad directions!

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#23
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Boomholzer</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: jasonk</div><div class="ubbcode-body">^^^ Dibs on being Sasaki's first mate! </div></div>

LOL

that comment could go in many bad directions!

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One is reminded of the TV of my youth ...

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#27
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Wolvenhaven</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Is "Attempt to single handedly repopulate the human race with beautiful women" a valid plan?</div></div>


not for me... I had a vasectomy, but I'm not sure I'd tell anyone in a SHTF situation
 
#28
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Force_Multiplier</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Wolvenhaven</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Is "Attempt to single handedly repopulate the human race with beautiful women" a valid plan?</div></div>


not for me... I had a vasectomy, but I'm not sure I'd tell anyone in a SHTF situation </div></div>

They'd be onto you in a few months, but damn, what a way to burn yourself out!
 
#29
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VJJ's witty retorts never get old!!
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: VJJPunisher</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I am going to sprint around the streets nekkid, because i always wanted to, and who's gonna stop me? after I've done that I'm gonna go all hamburger hill charlie mode and crawl through the wire all quiet like into some fucking retards lair out in the woods. As he is sleeping I will eat his food and teabag his mouf, then exfil all ninjee style, I will repeat this process nightly until fuckwad is out of food or starts sleeping with his mouth open, cause let's face it, thats just dangerous. I will leave little love notes saying things like "you need more food, and less gun powder" or "how's my shwetty balls taste?". I will leave pictures of me with the clan of big tittied whores in our luxury condo in Terravivos. the rest of my days shall be spent tormenting the wierdo of the woods</div></div>
 
#30
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Force_Multiplier</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Wolvenhaven</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Is "Attempt to single handedly repopulate the human race with beautiful women" a valid plan?</div></div>


not for me... I had a vasectomy, but I'm not sure I'd tell anyone in a SHTF situation </div></div>

Good plan. Make her think there is something wrong with her.
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#31
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You taking a woman with you, or just RAPING whomever comes along?

YIKES

I'm packing in a blind, deaf and dumb quadraplegic nymphomaniac to pass the time.

LOL

Oh, and she'll be young and brunette.

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#32
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I'm gonnna be the most badass zombie you could possibly fathom. While all you bitches are pickin' off the pedestrian zombies and worrying about meat temperature, I'm gonna be a few hundred yards away watching for muzzle flashes. Word will never get out about the zombie with a gun, because anyone who sees me won't have the chance to spread the word. Don't get your hopes up for head shots. Lead causes cancer and I like my meat rare, so I can't risk contaminating my brain steaks with boolits. Of course this is all after I scavenge out my harem of hot zombie strippers.
 
#34
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Get out of here with your logic and reason. This is a fucking zombie thread! I can't chew your face off if I get oral cancer and my lower jaw falls off. Have you ever been a zombie with cancer? I think not. Try walking into your local hospital with a bit of brain on your chin and tell me what kind of treatment you receive from the oncologists...... Walk a mile in my zombie horde before you start judging my decisions!
 
#35
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Well, since we are talking about a SHTF situation (fictional event) and not a natural disaster situation (non-fictional event), I guess I can play around with this a bit. I plan on getting a few cases of cheap beer and sprouting my wings in the make believe land of SHTF and fly with the flying monkeys to the Emerald City where the Wizard and I will share a beer bong together while shooting spud guns at the munchkins running around in terror and then invite the Witch over for some BBQ ribs and make sure she doesn't get too close to our pool.
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#37
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Johnny Sasaki</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'll just hijack this.

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Hey !! AHOY.... I said AHOY Muthafuka!!
I'll be the cook. !!
 
#38
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Yall are a fucked up bunch...the worlds coming to an end in decemmber and all you guy scan do is joke about it. Im deeply troubled by this scenario. Jeez I wish there were a few other normal people around here...like myself.
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#39
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: maggot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">the worlds coming to an end in decemmber...</div></div>

Well shit... I've never heard of decemmber, so I guess we have a little while!

As for me...

I'd watch the world burn and chaos erupt for a day or two... Then when I've seen enough, I'd put the barrel of my .45 in my mouth, and pull the trigger!!!
 
#40
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I plan to stay right where I am. I plan to sit back and wait for all the uninvited fools with a "bugout to the mountains" plan, to get to my AO and steal their shit at gunpoint. I figure to make a good living on the flatlanders. That's why I suggest to all those planning to bugout to the mountains to pack plenty of beef jerky, sardines, cheetos and twinkies.
I have spring water, wood heat and possum grease, which means soap makins'...they will come right up to my front door looking for a hot bath...poor fools.

"Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. Some day very soon, Life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go... empty."
Talahassee

PS: Bring beer
 
#41
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Yeah, if I decided not to end my own suffering... I'd head to a once populated city!

The woods and mountains will turn into populated areas of fleeing dumbasses... all the while I take advantage of all the good stuff and shelter thats available in a developed city (even after the looting!)
 
#42
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: slowkota</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Yeah, if I decided not to end my own suffering... I'd head to a once populated city!

The woods and mountains will turn into populated areas of fleeing dumbasses... all the while I take advantage of all the good stuff and shelter thats available in a developed city (even after the looting!) </div></div>

I'll be waiting
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#43
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer_G</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Soylent Green! </div></div>Haven't you heard?? Soylent Greeen is PEOPLE!!!

That said, I've tasted nothing that beats a '61 Lafite Rothschild.
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#45
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: armorpl8chikn</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I plan to stay right where I am. I plan to sit back and wait for all the uninvited fools with a "bugout to the mountains" plan, to get to my AO and steal their shit at gunpoint. I figure to make a good living on the flatlanders. That's why I suggest to all those planning to bugout to the mountains to pack plenty of beef jerky, sardines, cheetos and twinkies.
I have spring water, wood heat and possum grease, which means soap makins'...they will come right up to my front door looking for a hot bath...poor fools.

"Believe it or not, Twinkies have an expiration date. Some day very soon, Life's little Twinkie gauge is gonna go... empty."
Talahassee

PS: Bring beer </div></div>

I'll drop some beer by as I head up to the Shenandoah... You are right there in the area discussed in "One Second After"... so you have a blueprint already of what could happen. I got to get the family 250 miles North to the farms and forest, with 300lbs of freeze-dried food, and armory and everything else... Glad I put the chicken-wire in the garage to soak up the EMP.... (Ha ha..)
 
#46
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Wolvenhaven</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Is "Attempt to single handedly repopulate the human race with beautiful women" a valid plan? </div></div>

The Dr. Strangelove plan.... that would be nice....1:7 ratio; of course the bounds of accepted monogamy would have to be put aside for the good of the race....

That would be my wife's SHTF scenario, and she would end it with a knife... so I am out.
 
#48
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: TOUGHGUY</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I was just going to grab my oreo cookies and run like hell. </div></div>Double Stuff?
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If so, you'll only die tired.
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#49
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: steelman303</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Johnny Sasaki</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I'll just hijack this.

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Hey !! AHOY.... I said AHOY Muthafuka!!
I'll be the cook. !! </div></div>


Duh! Steven Segal will be the cook!
 
#50
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Graham</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Veer_G</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Soylent Green! </div></div>Haven't you heard?? Soylent Greeen is PEOPLE!!!

That said, I've tasted nothing that beats a '61 Lafite Rothschild.
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Uh, correction..... <span style="text-decoration: underline">WAS</span> PEOPLE!

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