Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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The worst part is, he's still coming over and throwing sausage to mom 3x a day.
No, they aren't.
Unfortunately though, wherever they go, crime rates increase.
Especially sex crimes and fraud.
Ok original joke here.
So true story, last night my daughter wakes us up knocking on our bedroom door.
I’m like are you ok, is something wrong.
She’s rubbing her eyes and says,
“I didn’t get my goodnight from mommy.”
My wife gives her a hug and says goodnight.
Then my daughter says.
“I came to your door several times last night before going to bed but mommy kept shouting she was coming every time I got near the door.”
So true story, last night my daughter wakes us up knocking on our bedroom door.
I’m like are you ok, is something wrong.
She’s rubbing her eyes and says,
“I didn’t get my goodnight from mommy.”
My wife gives her a hug and says goodnight.
Then my daughter says.
“I came to your door several times last night before going to bed but mommy kept shouting she was coming every time I got near the door.”
That's known as a Montebello mugshot in Los Angeles.
Have you all heard of the new Rittenhouse rye whisky? I bet it's a real killer and hits you right in the gut. 
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