Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

[Davo308]

Yeah.
They tell you to wear gloves when applying NTG paste.

First thing you do is save a bit and put it on your hand, just to see what it feels like.
The joys of being 19 and smart.

Back when I was a medic I put some paste in my partners toothpaste.

Apparently it tastes bad.

 

[Davo308]

 

[n2ishun]

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Years ago I went to a backyard party with a cup just like that filled with slivovitz (eastern european plum brandy) that had the same color....funny how I could set it down and no one would touch it.
Win

 

[Ramius]

 

[SBRSarge]

Bad idea to drop a large box of fireworks.

Testing out a new airborne dispersion method for the latest Kung Flu variant.

 

[Uncivil Engineer]

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[Uncivil Engineer]

Except for the "dropper "........... I'd say the rest of them are named ,Lucky ........,Lucky Lucky....... AND then we have........Lucky .......Lucky Lucky

(Not a Photoshop. The intern at the NTSB decided to go out in a blaze of glory on his last day.)

 

[srtsam]

One of the greatest troll pranks pulled ever….. just listening to the news reporter say the names..lmao.

 

[Aussie Joe]

 

[Blue Sky Country]

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April 1862 - March 1865

65 year old Tennessee farmer with a .45 caliber Kentucky rifle and grief for his murdered sons vs. Union gunboats on the Cumberland River.

Final score:

Tennessee farmer: 40 (official count, as they are all high ranking officers,marked by himself on the stock of his rifle) Total count could be more than 180 and some even estimated to be 300, as enlisted personnel, ship engineers and firemen, and officers' secretarial staff were not spared either.

Union fleet on the Cumberland: 0

 

[Mike Casselton]

April 1862 - March 1865

65 year old Tennessee farmer with a .45 caliber Kentucky rifle and grief for his murdered sons vs. Union gunboats on the Cumberland River.

Final score:

Tennessee farmer: 40 (official count, as they are all high ranking officers,marked by himself on the stock of his rifle) Total count could be more than 180 and some even estimated to be 300, as enlisted personnel, ship engineers and firemen, and officers' secretarial staff were not spared either.

Union fleet on the Cumberland: 0

@sirhrmechanic
You can add into this, IIRC

 

[Steel head]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

@sirhrmechanic
You can add into this, IIRC

Yup…. BSC has the gist of it. Read One-Man War by col. Tom McKenney. You will be glad you did! Sirhr

 

[powdahound76]

Back when I was a medic I put some paste in my partners toothpaste.

Apparently it tastes bad.

old medic eh? Now I know why your humor is the way it is.....

When we hang out at my buddies place up in the mtns, we even can offend his wife (30 yr RN and many years as a flight nurse and EMS coordinator for a big trauma center in Chi town).
So. yeah, we kinda messed up....

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[riverside jeep]

One of the greatest troll pranks pulled ever….. just listening to the news reporter say the names..lmao.

I still piss my pants when I think of this! I heard it live and almost died.

 

[Thorny]

 

[Milf Dots]

When an unhappy, passive aggressive, emotional, impulsive, morally bankrupt Karen (sorry for the redundancy) tells you who she is- BELIEVE her!

 

[Maser]

I still piss my pants when I think of this! I heard it live and almost died.

 

[TexPatriot]

 

[Ramius]

Asshole Types - Assholes: A Theory

assholesatheory.com

 

[mr45acp2u]

Asshole Types - Assholes: A Theory

assholesatheory.com

I must not be an ass hole, because my ass-holishness is not listed.

 

[Davo308]

old medic eh? Now I know why your humor is the way it is.....

When we hang out at my buddies place up in the mtns, we even can offend his wife (30 yr RN and many years as a flight nurse and EMS coordinator for a big trauma center in Chi town).
So. yeah, we kinda messed up....

Very unique sense of humor most don't understand.

I'm glad there were way fewer cameras around then because most people have no idea.

 

[hankpac]

April 1862 - March 1865

65 year old Tennessee farmer with a .45 caliber Kentucky rifle and grief for his murdered sons vs. Union gunboats on the Cumberland River.

Final score:

Tennessee farmer: 40 (official count, as they are all high ranking officers,marked by himself on the stock of his rifle) Total count could be more than 180 and some even estimated to be 300, as enlisted personnel, ship engineers and firemen, and officers' secretarial staff were not spared either.

Union fleet on the Cumberland: 0

I give this book (Jack Hinson's One Man War" by McKenney) to each new crop of Snipers who join Tiger Force (Scout/Sniper team, 1/327IN, 101st Airborne. I have supported this team for 21 years). It disappears each year, but I keep sending the new one. This all took place just a few minutes drive from Ft Cambell, KY. Hinson's Grave stone is nearby in Dover, and there is a museum dedicated to his memory, right nearby. You can trek to the cave.
Hinson was never caught. The gun is owned by a Judge, in another County, nearby.
Oh, and it was .50 caliber. Custom built.

 

[Davo308]

I give this book (Jack Hinson's One Man War" by McKenney) to each new crop of Snipers who join Tiger Force (Scout/Sniper team, 1/327IN, 101st Airborne. I have supported this team for 21 years). It disappears each year, but I keep sending the new one. This all took place just a few minutes drive from Ft Cambell, KY. Hinson's Grave stone is nearby in Dover, and there is a museum dedicated to his memory, right nearby. You can trek to the cave.
Hinson was never caught. The gun is owned by a Judge, in another County, nearby.
Oh, and it was .50 caliber. Custom built.

18 lb rifle. This story teller goes out to the firing location.

 

[375fan]

Yup…. BSC has the gist of it. Read One-Man War by col. Tom McKenney. You will be glad you did! Sirhr

I've got that book,very good read!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I give this book (Jack Hinson's One Man War" by McKenney) to each new crop of Snipers who join Tiger Force (Scout/Sniper team, 1/327IN, 101st Airborne. I have supported this team for 21 years). It disappears each year, but I keep sending the new one. This all took place just a few minutes drive from Ft Cambell, KY. Hinson's Grave stone is nearby in Dover, and there is a museum dedicated to his memory, right nearby. You can trek to the cave.
Hinson was never caught. The gun is owned by a Judge, in another County, nearby.
Oh, and it was .50 caliber. Custom built.

You might want to look in the Vintage section… ;-)

Sirhr

 

[TexPatriot]

April 1862 - March 1865

65 year old Tennessee farmer with a .45 caliber Kentucky rifle and grief for his murdered sons vs. Union gunboats on the Cumberland River.

Final score:

Tennessee farmer: 40 (official count, as they are all high ranking officers,marked by himself on the stock of his rifle) Total count could be more than 180 and some even estimated to be 300, as enlisted personnel, ship engineers and firemen, and officers' secretarial staff were not spared either.

Union fleet on the Cumberland: 0

I expect there would be a lot of that, on both sides, if it ever went hot between the Red and Blue.

Both sides are very capable.

 

[Maxduty]

 

[Tack425]

Back when I was a medic I put some paste in my partners toothpaste.

Apparently it tastes bad.

I did that to my Captain who was an asshole, but I used garlic oil with a 10ML syringe in his toothpaste. He brushed his teeth constantly and always said “I can’t get the taste of this fucking garlic out of my mouth”.

 

[Davo308]

I did that to my Captain who was an asshole, but I used garlic oil with a 10ML syringe in his toothpaste. He brushed his teeth constantly and always said “I can’t get the taste of this fucking garlic out of my mouth”.

Lol we also had a spray form of Nitro.

The ED nurses always tried to trade us for their sl pills because it worked better for CHF.

On occasion I'd point the spray bottle up into the front cab and give a spray.

My partner grew used to this but if he didn't crack the windows he'd get a headache.

It's a wonder you and I aren't in jail lol.

 

[breatheandsqueeze]

 

[Conaso]

When I blow my car-horn, do they get stuck together like dogs? What... corn hole? Never mind, I don't want to know!

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[JoshPutman]

 

[Davo308]

 

[GBMaryland]

WTF

 

[hollowoutadime]

Am I on some list for watching that video?

 

[Davo308]

WTF

These are the ghost stories the left tells themselves.

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[Davo308]

Am I on some list for watching that video?

The entire channel is like that. Bad guys include Karen's, frat boys, and cops.

 

[Cowpokey]

These are the ghost stories the left tells themselves.

Interesting how ewetoob doesn't need a "warning" for that kind of nonsense...

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[J.J.chago]

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[JoshPutman]

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[Blue Sky Country]

WTF

Leftist bullshit attention whore commercial. I remember there was one that was made shortly after Sandy Hook that showed an older dude trying to shoot up an office with a muzzleloading musket. He gets one shot off, office people takes off running and screaming everywhere and dude is trying to reload the musket. Point of the vid was something about "machine guns" and "high capacity mags". It was stupid as fuck and got roasted on Youtube. I wouldn't be surprised if this one was made by the same group that did the antigun one.

ETA: This video is getting raped in the comments section too. Awesome!