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Today in NY, its opening day of Trout fishing season
The honeymoon!
A young newlywed couple arrived at the remote lakeside bed and breakfast for their honeymoon. The owner kindly checked them in on the first day and they seemed like a nice couple. Shortly after check-in, the new husband headed down to the dock to do some fishing. He fished until dark and then returned to his cabin. The next morning the new husband was at the dock fishing at first light and stayed there until dark. The wife came down only to bring him meals and chat for a short while, and would return to the cabin. This continued for several days. This struck the owner of the B&B as very odd behaviour for a newlywed couple, and finally he decided to investigate.
He went over to talk to the man finally and said "say, this is your honeymoon is it not?"
"Sure is," said the man. "This place is beautiful and we're both having an excellent stay."
"Uh huh, " said the owner. "I don't mean to pry, but on my honeymoon, well, my wife and I spent most of our time in the bedroom..."
"Oh well, we can't do that" said the man. "My wife, she's got an awful case of gonorrhea."
"I See" Said the owner. "Have you given any thought to oral sex?"
"Can't. She's also got bad pyorrhea" said the man.
After a moment of awkward silence the owner asked... "Anal?"
"Nah, she's got chronic diarrhea. And I'm just not into that anyway" said the man.
"Well hell son. I don't mean to sound insensitive, but, why in the world did you marry this woman???"
asked the owner in total confusion.
"Cause she's got worms and I love to fish!"
Today in NY, its opening day of Trout fishing season
The honeymoon!
A young newlywed couple arrived at the remote lakeside bed and breakfast for their honeymoon. The owner kindly checked them in on the first day and they seemed like a nice couple. Shortly after check-in, the new husband headed down to the dock to do some fishing. He fished until dark and then returned to his cabin. The next morning the new husband was at the dock fishing at first light and stayed there until dark. The wife came down only to bring him meals and chat for a short while, and would return to the cabin. This continued for several days. This struck the owner of the B&B as very odd behaviour for a newlywed couple, and finally he decided to investigate.
He went over to talk to the man finally and said "say, this is your honeymoon is it not?"
"Sure is," said the man. "This place is beautiful and we're both having an excellent stay."
"Uh huh, " said the owner. "I don't mean to pry, but on my honeymoon, well, my wife and I spent most of our time in the bedroom..."
"Oh well, we can't do that" said the man. "My wife, she's got an awful case of gonorrhea."
"I See" Said the owner. "Have you given any thought to oral sex?"
"Can't. She's also got bad pyorrhea" said the man.
After a moment of awkward silence the owner asked... "Anal?"
"Nah, she's got chronic diarrhea. And I'm just not into that anyway" said the man.
"Well hell son. I don't mean to sound insensitive, but, why in the world did you marry this woman???"
asked the owner in total confusion.
"Cause she's got worms and I love to fish!"
