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Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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A high school classmates dad went off a curve at a high rate of speed in a superbee and did that. Except it was a was a wood pole and he a sheared off the top. Somehow walked away from it. Maybe more limber when you’re drunk
As much as I remember my Drills being dicks... It's got to take a special person not to murder people as stupid as a lot of privates. That video gave me a little perspective.
You know, it would be fun to gin up some official looking stationary and mail draft notices to all the slacker kids in the neighborhood….
“greetings from the President and your neighbors… due to the situation in Ukraine, you have been ordered to report, under the selective service Act, to your local recruiting center for induction into the United States Army.”
Can you imagine the fun??
Sirhr
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I mean… that’s one of those good times you don’t tell your friends about.
Not a bad idea. Make the lazy little liberal fuckers come to the stark realization that elections have consequences... Plus there's the off chance they would run to Canada.
Mike
It would be their little helicopter mommy Karen's who would FLIP OUT! Can you imagine being the poor NCO on his "Recruiting tour" when all of a sudden he gets several-dozen screaming Karens showing up hollering how their "Baby isn't going to Ukraine... even though we support Ukraine and want other psople's money sent there."
On the other hand, odds are that about a third of letters end up in the hands of kids/parents who say "Off you go... Sign on the dotted line and don't come home without Specialists Stripes." Recruiting quotas might get made overnight!
Would be fun to try! ;-)
Sirhr
I’ll kick in some shekels for printing and postage
Make sure to send them to all the young female useless "infulencers" as well.
Might as well show them what all this "equality" actually means...
Context? I dont know the story on the guy and gal.
Left is the gay transportation secretary who is handling the Ohio situation poorly. Right had sex with 4 or 5 other cops in her department.
The "guy" is our illustrious transportation secretary, Pete Buttplug. The chick is a police officer in TN who made headlines for banging most of the guys in her department while on duty IIRC... Google "La Vergne TN PD scandal."
Mike
Wife and I have been watching Sg1. Watching an episode now.
That's the current glimpse into the "i'm white, but my kids won't be" future.
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