Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

[Bullfrog08]

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Fuck, welcome to the gun show boys! Some jacked mofos there! Jeez, save some pussy for the rest of us will ya?!!!

Training without mask, holy shit....suprised they are not standing in 12" of pussy juice! If that doesnt get the ladies, that pooh bear shirt will!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

What were they training for? Circle jerk? Something with gerbils? Not sure you qualify as an Incel if you are blowing dudes… so they aren’t Incels.

Damn… watch out America! These operators are trained!

Sirhr

 

[Snipe260]

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I see they are into fisting!

 

[FuhQ]

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You can literally smell the soy and estrogen in this picture...

 

[remmynikon.308]

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Look at all those limp wrists... buncha Kansas City Faggots.

Too bad they didn't run into a good ol boy up in them hills...

 

[fpgt72]

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My son is color blind, school knew. In roughly the 2-3rd grade, don't remember he had issues with the art teacher, he was not using the correct colors. I bet I would be in jail if I said the things I said 20 years ago. She actually cried. I think it goes back to the you make him cry I will make you cry.

I still however screw this up to this day, I am building a loft in the shop, hand me the red drill, he hands me an old Makita. Ooops my bad. And you don't want him to help you with wiring past just stripping. White black all the same.

 

[EddieNFL]

You can literally smell the soy and estrogen in this picture...

Last weekend this guy hosted a competition of running, rucking and shooting. Maybe the two groups could meet.

 

[FuhQ]

Last weekend this guy hosted a competition of running, rucking and shooting. Maybe the two groups could meet.

I don’t know who that is… Looks like a Glowie.

 

[762 ULTRAMAGA]

You can literally smell the soy and estrogen in this picture...

I think the best part is the "Feminists Unite" t shirt.
Women have to be getting tired of these tiny dicked Beta bitches

 

[Blue Sky Country]

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"What are you going to do now?"

Um, depends. If I had been lost in these woods for some time and I come upon you fellas, I'd gut and eat you all I suppose. Long pigs with no hair or hide, ready for the roast...

 

[Blue Sky Country]

I think the best part is the "Feminists Unite" t shirt.
Women have to be getting tired of these tiny dicked Beta bitches

They actually are. A lot of the liberal Karens here whose metrosexual husbands are at college teaching liberal arts and gender studies get dicked down routinely by Amazon and UberEats deliverymen. A lot of guys are actually getting delivery jobs servicing the middle-class suburban areas of Long Island and Connecticut for that very reason. A LOT of Karens are just not getting satisfied by their wimpy cuckboy hubbies and Jamal, Javier, Jose, and Rodney are more than happy to fill the role...

 

[armorpl8chikn]

My son is color blind, school knew. In roughly the 2-3rd grade, don't remember he had issues with the art teacher, he was not using the correct colors. I bet I would be in jail if I said the things I said 20 years ago. She actually cried. I think it goes back to the you make him cry I will make you cry.

I still however screw this up to this day, I am building a loft in the shop, hand me the red drill, he hands me an old Makita. Ooops my bad. And you don't want him to help you with wiring past just stripping. White black all the same.

Um.....do you know what socially unacceptable humor is?
Do you understand this is a thread, specifically for socially unacceptable humor?

So when you come in wanting to talk about your handicapped kid....unless its in a funny way, its kinda depressing...like being color blind.

 

[Dingodog]

Roses are grey
Violets are grey…..

 

[EddieNFL]

I don’t know who that is… Looks like a Glowie.

Lol.

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[Rthur]

Roses are grey
Violets are grey…..

Jesus made me this way,
but I can walk.

R

 

[mtwarych]

I dare you.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Roses are grey
Violets are grey…..

You are totally going to Hell for that.

Well done!

Sirhr

 

[FuhQ]

Lol.

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Seriously? Dude says he’s taken over 1000 HVM’s? No way.

 

[EddieNFL]

Seriously? Dude says he’s taken over 1000 HVM’s? No way.

Call him out.

 

[FuhQ]

Call him out.

I don’t know him, so that would be stupid on my part. Just seems like a high number.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

20 years
50 per year.
Busy man.

 

[Cowpokey]

 

[OkieMike]

I dare you.

Nope. Uh-uh. Hell no. Fuck no. Negative. Negatory. Ain't happenin'. No way Jose. No chance Lance. Fuck that shit. Nein. Nyet.

Mike

 

[stompbox]

Found this in a toolbox at work today and thought it would come in handy for all of the Competitive Fappers on SH

 

[FuhQ]

 

[FuhQ]

 

[Marinevet1]

I dare you.

not only no, but fuck no............

 

[armorpl8chikn]

I dare you.

Doesn't this belong in the "Bat is better than fried chicken" thread?

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[Maser]

@Bender spitting his best rhymes!

 

[UKDslayer]

 

[Thumper580]

I dare you.

Savages.... That is some sick shit right there.

 

[Drstrangelove]

 

[WaywardSon]

 

[cas6969]

My son is color blind, school knew. In roughly the 2-3rd grade, don't remember he had issues with the art teacher, he was not using the correct colors. I bet I would be in jail if I said the things I said 20 years ago. She actually cried. I think it goes back to the you make him cry I will make you cry.

I still however screw this up to this day, I am building a loft in the shop, hand me the red drill, he hands me an old Makita. Ooops my bad. And you don't want him to help you with wiring past just stripping. White black all the same.

That's how it goes. Kindergarten or 1st grade. Had to draw a picture of yourself. When I made my hair green they knew something was up.

 

[FuhQ]

 

[FuhQ]

 

[FuhQ]

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[gunjunkie45]

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My wife. She's a fucking doctor. Can't drive for shit. Runs over the curb all the time. It's my fault apparently because " I make her nervous ". Can't explain any of the damage to her car when I wasn't with her.

 

[turbo_bird]

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My wife picked me up at the airport with my car one time, and wanted me to drive home. Next time I washed it, I noticed the right rear was curbed, but not as bad as the picture. I asked her why she didn't tell me, and she said it was because she thought I'd be mad. Well yeah, but it's not like I'm not going to notice something like that, so no point trying to hide it.
Kristian

 

[EddieNFL]

My wife. She's a fucking doctor. Can't drive for shit. Runs over the curb all the time. It's my fault apparently because " I make her nervous ". Can't explain any of the damage to her car when I wasn't with her.

My wife WILL NOT drive with me in the car.

 

[Mr.Kirk]

A few years ago, I bought a new truck and my wife took to driving the old one until I sold it. She was Mrs. Cool and even started wearing the boots she keeps for the rodeo. She took it to the airport to pick up her mother and rubbed it down the wall of one of those corkscrew parking garage ramps. Called me and said “don’t be mad”. It’s funny how every time I hear “don’t be mad” I am automatically mad and amused with anticipation.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[breatheandsqueeze]

 

[232593]

 

[fpgt72]

Colt monitor......left nut for one.......who am I kidding married 37 years I would really think about both. Good movie by the way.

 

[FuhQ]

Colt monitor......left nut for one.......who am I kidding married 37 years I would really think about both. Good movie by the way.

The Highwaymen is a great movie! Costner and Harrelson are both phenomenal in it.

 

[fpgt72]

The Highwaymen is a great movie! Costner and Harrelson are both phenomenal in it.

I love the gun store scene, lets forget that no little dirt road gun shop would have that kind of hardware, but it was an interesting scene....right down to the sign on the door.

 

[BullGear]

100 years ago, anyone could buy and own a fully automatic firearm.