Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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What is the difference between Anne Frank and Santa Claus?
The way they go through a chimney
The way they go through a chimney
Actually, Anne Frank only goes through the chimney one way....
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^^^ on the plus side, Helen Keller was completely immune to flash bangs!
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Ive never flash banged a deaf, blind girl, but ive flash banged a lot of dumb girls.
You know why Helen Keller couldnt drive???
Cause she was a woman!!!!
Cause she was a woman!!!!
I flash passing girls on the street all the time, and guys too.........
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With my helmet mounted Fenix UC35V2.0 flashlight on 1000 lumen strobe because they are so engrossed on their phones that they have ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE that one of our trucks or Case backhoes are backing up into the shop's lot and their warning chimes are running full blast. When I am driving, somebody else back at the shop does the flashing if an idiot is about to get in the way.
Indians, dot, no feather are an interesting bunch. I worked for a company owned by an Indian, and a guy, and young lady that were employed there were getting married........I'm guessing it was arranged............they were handing out some crazy, probably expensive wedding announcements.
The wedding was in India..........and I did a little google fu on Indian weddings........one of the things they give as a wedding present is gold.............
When the guy got back, I ask him about it, and how much gold did they get...........his response was, about a half million...........I'm guessing they were a pretty high cast...........
And I don't think either one of them were 30 yet.......
This is socially acceptable. Wrong thread dude!
US government gives indians blankets infected with smallpox to wipe them out.
190 years later, US government gives US citizens mRNA clot shots to wipe them out.
I so want to yell out during our "land acknowledgement"
"WE ACKNOWLEDGE THE INDIANS STOLE THIS LAND FAIR AND SQUARE FROM THE OTHER INDIANS BEFORE WE TRICKED THEM ALL!"
totally yanked this from Maser in another thread, but it needs a wider audience
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