Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

[Eostech]

Dead right there.

Well dead somewhere, fucker got flung pretty far by the looks.

 

[Jscb1b]

The one that came out of the driver's side got fucked too. I will bet it was deersniper driving the tractor.

 

[DuneBoer]

The one that came out of the driver's side got fucked too. I will bet it was deersniper driving the tractor.

Yeah he was trying to light a blunt and had to stop or he was texting one of his cop buddies.

 

[Pharmseller]

No tuck at all. The judges are gonna take major points away for that.




P

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Ejection seats and GTA ragdoll physics activated!

I hope they didn't scratch that tractor up too bad. That looks like a nice rig!

Sirhr

 

[diggler1833]

I hope they didn't scratch that tractor up too bad. That looks like a nice rig!

Sirhr

Way more expensive than that car...especially now.

 

[Maser]

C'mon baby! Let's do the twist!

 

[n2ishun]

C'mon baby! Let's do the twist!

Damn, lost my shoes.

 

[n2ishun]

Ejection seats and GTA ragdoll physics activated!

8.5 with a 1.75 difficulty rating for the passenger.
6.25 with a 0 difficulty rating for the driver, very lazy maneuver and then just laid there like he/she was dead.

I've seen better gymnastics at high school levels.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Last thought as they were exiting.... Damnit I wish I had my seatbelt on

 

[Drstrangelove]

I think his name was Joe Jackson. He wanted to be shoeless.

 

[762 ULTRAMAGA]

 

[Maser]

Why we have deer crossing signs.

 

[91Eunozs]

 

[Maser]

 

[Howland]

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That hunger strike will go on forever. Can't we suggest something quicker?

I know, send them all to Gaza!

Their pronouns can be Splat/Her when they're thrown off the roof.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Bantu Tribesman Uses IBM Global Uplink Network Modem to Crush Nut

KABINDA, ZAIRE—In a move IBM officials are hailing as a major step in the company’s ongoing worldwide telecommunications revolution, M’wana Ndeti, a member of Zaire’s Bantu tribe, used an IBM global uplink network modem yesterday to crush a nut. Ndeti, who spent 20 minutes trying to open the nut...

www.theonion.com

We’ve known this for decades! ;-)

 

[Blue Sky Country]

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Cultural appropriation by blasphemous use of Christmas colors and decoration style on shirts. And top 2nd to left is racist too, because that look like a watermelon...

 

[232593]

 

[918v]

 

[EddieNFL]

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Guarantee I had a package on board.

 

[BigTex]

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I count 7

 

[jbuck88]

With the looks of the face on the left. You might be surprised and only find 6.

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[fpgt72]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Sadly, not satire.

Anyone want to bet that the Amish will be capping each other outside this hoe-down?

The visuals of this whole concept are beyond gross!

So enjoy!

 

[232593]

 

[101st]

I don't speak chinese but I think I know what they're saying. Tap on video for sound.

x.com

x.com

 

[JoshPutman]

 

[lyman]

Sadly, not satire.

Anyone want to bet that the Amish will be capping each other outside this hoe-down?

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The visuals of this whole concept are beyond gross!

So enjoy!

betting that ain't Skanking.....


saying that as a 2 tone fan,

Skank (dance) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Pride of ownership? Or removing the fingerprints...

Sirhr

 

[Jscb1b]

The blood from running over the owner.

 

[Keith E.]

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Pride of ownership? Or removing the fingerprints...

Sirhr

Post ride-by cleanup.

Keith

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[91Eunozs]

 

[Rthur]

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Well, it's only for a short while...


R

 

[91Eunozs]

Well, it's only for a short while...


R

On a cosmic scale, I guess that’s true for all of us

 

[Bullfrog08]

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What am I missing here?

 

[dttheliman]

What am I missing here?

Basically the turd (#2) on the head , sorry Sundays are difficult bud

 

[sirhrmechanic]

What am I missing here?

It's ok, you're still Number 1 in my book ;-)

Sirhr

 

[timesublime]

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[Drstrangelove]

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Donner, party of 50, your table is ready.

 

[232593]

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[Maliclipse]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

^^^ I did not need to see that...

Egad...

Sirhr

 

[benchmstr]

^^^ I did not need to see that...

Egad...

Sirhr

You sir have never taken one for the team..don’t call yourself a true friend!!

 

[UKDslayer]

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Bad attempt at the use of facial fillers around the eyes.

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

Bad attempt at the use of facial fillers around the eyes.

Tell me you’re gay without telling me you’re gay