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Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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Bob worked at the Heinz factory for years. One morning, he told his wife "I've been dreaming that I stuck my dick in the pickle slicer." His wife said "That's weird, but it's just a dream."
Days go by, then Bob comes home early. His wife asks what happened.
"Remember when I told you that I dreamed about sticking my dick in the pickle slicer?"
"Yes", she said.
"Well, today I did it."
"My God! What happened?"
"I got fired."
"No, I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"She got fired too."
Days go by, then Bob comes home early. His wife asks what happened.
"Remember when I told you that I dreamed about sticking my dick in the pickle slicer?"
"Yes", she said.
"Well, today I did it."
"My God! What happened?"
"I got fired."
"No, I mean what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"She got fired too."
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That's gonna leave a mark. Holly shit!!! Someone's Bow has no Back Wall. Right up to the damn Fletch. Only good thing is it's obviously a Field Tip. Fricking Broadhead woulda been waaaaay mo badder. *shaking head*
F'in crazy, seen some carnage before but pinning your hand to the bow takes the cake.
Definitely target point, broadhead would have fucked up and bled much more.
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That's a Big No Shitter right there Brother, and ya know it. I've "NEVER" seen anything like that before. But I can see it happening on an old string or a short shaft for draw, right? Slick Trick Grizz Trick woulda made a mess fo sho.
Then again, a Mechanical woulda taken some shit off that hand. Good Lord.
He wouldn't be pinned to it if he used a broadhead...
The so-called arrow has an extremely thick shaft. (He said shaft)
Makes me wonder if it's a crossbow bolt instead of an arrow.
It's nice that he got a two for one deal on the digits.
Makes me wonder if it's a crossbow bolt instead of an arrow.
It's nice that he got a two for one deal on the digits.
Could be.
That still had to be too short for the bow.
Too bad it didn't have some type of detonation tip on it.
Woulda made some really good gene pool bleach
Shit I am going to jail, Dirty D is in solitary, and 1J04 is putting on his rubber gloves.
Poor Poor Kate Middleton. No wonder she looks so low energy lately.
I think Paul Joseph Watson is WAYYYY overthinking this and has far too much free time on his hands.
After a relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself naked in a mirror, remembering her time with Bill Clinton.
Her frustration over her inability to lose weight was depressing her .
In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help :
"God, if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you" ....she prayed .
And , just like that ....her ears fell off.
Her frustration over her inability to lose weight was depressing her .
In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help :
"God, if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you" ....she prayed .
And , just like that ....her ears fell off.
You know this is way too sophisticated of a brand of humor for some that frequent this thread.
Boxed vertically?
That means you don't have a hot light anywhere near you.
What's wrong with beating up Punchy the Clown?
Nope, I’m free and clear bitches! That doesn’t say anything about small to medium sized livestock, or parrots.
Saved by species preference again. Always one step ahead of the game.
LMAO It's a dandy ain't it.
The fact th
Yeah, I looked at the picture and the first thought that came to mind was "I don't need that, snorkel unnecessary".......
I'm thinkin' I figured that whole issue out sometime around my 17th birthday. Haven't had a problem since. In fact, I'm sitting here thinkin' that if there were reasons a guy did need it (maybe odor control ?) there's bigger problems than I want/need to know about. That's just me, maybe some of you guys have had different experiences, particularly you Navy guys........
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