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That's because it is him and the quote is by Niel Young. That's why the picture is funny and obviously done on purpose
New spokesperson for planned parenthood? Yikes!
Poor thing can’t even spell face correctly.New spokesperson for planned parenthood? Yikes!
Trolls, fucking trolls.And posted in the wrong thread to complete the "It's all fucking wrong" trifecta!
Didn't Def Leppard say that?...
That's definitely a man's neck in this pic. Looks like an Adams Apple starting to emerge, too.I'd hit high school Maddow after 3 beers.
I'd punch current day Maddow after zero beers.
Scott was working at a lumberyard pushing a tree through a saw when he accidentally shears off all four of his fingers on both hands.
He rushed to the emergency room of a nearby hospital where the doctor took a look and said "Yuck! Well, give me the fingers and I'll see what I can do".
"I haven't got the fingers". Scott replied.
The doctor said "What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? This is the age of medical advances. We've got microsurgery and all sorts of incredible techniques! Why didn't you bring me the fingers?"
"Well, heck, doctor. I tried, but I couldn't pick 'em up".
That is totally uncalled for!
(What the hell does "Linda G will destroy ISIS" mean/what does it have to do with the pic ?)
Which one of us is going to volunteer to relieve Linda G. of her case of the hornys?
Count me out but remember I would give Hillary a hate fuck with blue grease from my grease gun and a handful of quarter inch pea gravel for traction.
Oh, and let's not forget what I would do for my sweetie Oprah if she would just buy me a helicopter.
I don't need a Buick as I have a nice old 1990 Chevrolet but if she wanted to throw one in after I pleasure her a bit so I have something to drive to the airport I would take it.
I hope you read this Oprah my dear as all of the letters I have sent you over the years don't seem to be doing the trick. FM
I’ll take one for the team but I’m going to need 50 to 60 pounds of pink glitter and the non allergenic type not that cheap shit from China, a riding crop and 2 standby crops, a poster of Janet Reno in bondage gear (sigh) and a gerbil or 3.Which one of us is going to volunteer to relieve Linda G. of her case of the hornys?
No livestock or anchovy flavored lubricant? Domesticated or feral gerbils? For the riding crops, synthetic, leather or hemp? Just trying to paint an accurate mental picture.I’ll take one for the team but I’m going to need 50 to 60 pounds of pink glitter and the non allergenic type not that cheap shit from China, a riding crop and 2 standby crops, a poster of Janet Reno in bondage gear (sigh) and a gerbil or 3.
I’ll take one for the team but I’m going to need 50 to 60 pounds of pink glitter and the non allergenic type not that cheap shit from China, a riding crop and 2 standby crops, a poster of Janet Reno in bondage gear (sigh) and a gerbil or 3.
There was an unfortunate accident involving Taco Bell and quite a few dead gerbils, poor little bastards gave it their all (hand salute).What, your current flock of 663 gerbils ain't enough?
I’ll take one for the team but I’m going to need 50 to 60 pounds of pink glitter and the non allergenic type not that cheap shit from China, a riding crop and 2 standby crops, a poster of Janet Reno in bondage gear (sigh) and a gerbil or 3.
BTDT and it's overrated, the Velcro gloves don't help much either.Impress the hell outta me and make it a few Capybara's and you'll go down in history.
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BTDT and it's overrated, the Velcro gloves don't help much either.