YO MOMMA
Your Momma's so Mean
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She doesn't even have a Standard Deviation
Your Momma's so Mean
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She doesn't even have a Standard Deviation
Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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Child psychologist: “You should stop telling sexual jokes in front of your children”
Me: “I know, right? Those fuckers are stealing them and posting them to Snipershide before I do!”
Me: “I know, right? Those fuckers are stealing them and posting them to Snipershide before I do!”
Yo Momma Ass so big:
When she drops her drawers and shoots a Moon, it effects the tides !!
When she drops her drawers and shoots a Moon, it effects the tides !!
My exwife's claim to fame is that she once met John Lennon on a train when she was very young.
"John," She said. "Can you imagine all the people sharing all the world?"
He thought about it for a minute, then shook her hand.
"Thank you," he said, "one day I might just write a song about this moment."
And he did, the rarely heard album track "Some Random Cunt I Met On A Train One Day".
"John," She said. "Can you imagine all the people sharing all the world?"
He thought about it for a minute, then shook her hand.
"Thank you," he said, "one day I might just write a song about this moment."
And he did, the rarely heard album track "Some Random Cunt I Met On A Train One Day".
Hi,
All I got was this one lolol. I feel left out now.
I wonder if I can at least get one of the lab coats worn at Consulate......
Sincerely,
Theis
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
A: "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
A: "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles".
"She did" he replied. "But where the hell was I going to find a fake Jeep?"
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles".
"She did" he replied. "But where the hell was I going to find a fake Jeep?"
Dangit Tucker....... I was eating a couple of the cookies left from Christmas. They arent really enjoyable now.
Yeah, fuck this new *challenge*...I am going back to Tide Pods.
They were peanut butter cookies with chocolate stars in the middle. A favorite when I was a kid, my folks brought them when they visited.
They brought my mom’s amazing fudge too. I will have some of that tomorrow.
Im not a huge sweets eater, so a couple a day is a lot.
To quote one of my favorite ER docs “I save my empty calories for alcohol!”
They brought my mom’s amazing fudge too. I will have some of that tomorrow.
Im not a huge sweets eater, so a couple a day is a lot.
To quote one of my favorite ER docs “I save my empty calories for alcohol!”
The cookies. You’re talking about the cookies, right ?
Instead of multiple languages and gender neutral cuddles let's teach something that might be useful.
Ding Ding Ding Ding,,,, we have a WINNER...
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