Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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Well that didn't work but a little digging turned up everything about the 'safer smoking kit'
Unbelievable illiterate wrote this shat....must be a crack head.
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[HEADING=1]What is in a safer smoking kit?[/HEADING]
NCHRC promotes crack users smoke safer if they are going to smoke. They should use the following to prevent the acquisition of HIV and hepatitis
Mouthpiece: This is the most important thing in the kit. A cut sparkplug fits nicely onto a stem. Using this prevents you from getting cut, burnt and infected lips and HCV exposures.
Rubber Bands: Wrap these around the end of the stem to prevent lip burns (be aware that with hear these occasionally melt and snap).
Triple Antibiotic Ointment: First Aid for sores. Do not use for burns.
Alcohol Wipes: Use these to clean mouthpieces and pipes, especially if you a are sharing equipment.
Antiseptic Towelettes: Use these to clean off our hands (and your John if you are doing sex work).
Chore Boy/Brio: Use this as a filter in the stem. After repeated heating choy becomes hot and brittle and can be sucked into your throat. This provides an opportunity for you to be exposed to diseases, especially during unprotected oral sex. Change out your choy often.
Screen: 1 inch screens are used as a filer in the stem. These are better than choy since they last longer.
Vitamin C & E: Vitamin C helps lessen fatigue and crashing. Vitamin E will help cuts, sores and burns heal.
Condoms (lubed and unlubed): Use lubed condoms for vaginal and anal sex, use unlubed for oral sex.
[HEADING=1]SAFER USING TIPS[/HEADING]
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[*]Use a glass or metal stem with a mouthpiece.
[*]Wipe mouthpieces with alcohol before using.
[*]Stay away from broken pipes & pipes with visable blood.
[*]Use clean choy or copper wire. Pipe screens are best if you have them.
[*]If using a plastic bottle or pipe, remember to change the foil and use clean ashes.
[*]Let your pipe cool down before taking your next hit, this prevents cuts and burns.
[*]Use straight glass shooters, it will not cause burns as quickly.
[*]Wrap end of straight shooter with rubber bands, thick rubber, pieces of tape or paper (you can even use a rolled up matches) so you are less likely to hurt your lips.
[*]Clean crack shooters often and carefully.
[*]File edges of broken glass shooters until they are smooth.
[*]Touch flame shooter quickly instead of leaving it there, move fire along shooter to spread out the heat.
[*]Stay away from mixing drugs.
[*]Planning how much to use and setting limits can prevent some of the dangers associated with using or bingeing. Paying rent, buying groceries and paying other bills before buying drugs means budgets won’t get out of control. After a binge, people are often very hungry and ready to crash, so encouraging people to have food on hand and a safe place to sleep will make the crash easier.
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One "cheat code" I give to younger students is that most of us over 40 fully expected to die from a nuclear or conventional war.
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fucking dummies didnt wear their seat belts, all this could of been avoided...
Well . . . they are dummies and can't do it themselves.
Somebody else should have made sure they were buckled in.
I like how perfectly timed the window and all three occupants were launched nearly verticle. Hmmm...
9.75 for the guy with his arms out like a swan dive.
9.75 for the guy with his arms out like a swan dive.
How bout the air time from participant number 1.
Dude left the vehicle like a rocket, and landed clearly after numbers 2 and 3
Yeah, I'm calling bullshit on the launch. It was beautiful, but totally assisted.
Reminds me of the charge placed on the Chevy pickup in the 80s.
T-bone it and watch how the fuel tank ignites.
Oops, didn't work. We better add a detonation device....
I've been "this" close to this too many times. I have a feeling I/we would look just like that.
I don't think Johnny can put together that long of a sentence anymore... Poor guy gave everything to his craft.
Funny, but they are both annoying! In fact I find Greta one of the most annoying people. She was clearly an autistic child who was being used by the lefty brigade. Now an autistic adult being used by the lefty brigade.
Several of their coworkers, peers, neighbors etc probably breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing that news, knowing they do not have to ever deal with their annoying leftist asses again.
By the way it ain't no "epidemic" dawg... It's called "self cleaning oven"...
Yeah that's the point of the meme.. she was the most annoying little bitch on the planet until president blackface
FFS....I've had to look at that mess for 4 years here in PA.... please stop!
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