Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

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Not a real commercial.


From the same guys as these



LOL. Grew up in SC. Fireworks were a big part of Christmas/ New Year. Around age 10 or 11 I begged my dad for M80s. He never responded, but came home Christmas Eve and handed me a box full. Mom said, “You can’t let him have those.” Dad said, “Be careful.” Still have all my fingers , toes and both eyes, but it’s due to luck, not caution.
 



A. That did not look like it achieved anything.

B. The big dude actually wrestling the dog off of the intended target did 99.9% of the heavy lifting.

C. Whatever that other guy did not only looked weird as hell, almost like he wanted to do it for a long time and finally found an opportunity to, but his running to and fro while the other guy was doing all the work reminds one of the actions of these super scared and incompetent folks who start "zigzagging" erratically when a minor shop fire breaks out, adding to the chaos until a Chad arrives on scene and simply plops a heavy board over the burning waste pail, snuffing out the fire's oxygen source.

D. Oh, and of course, this video is now viral and accessible worldwide, so that dude will be spending many sleepless nights ruminating on just how many people are watching it and laughing at him at any given moment. Yikes. LOL.