Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor

[CCW1911]

 

[Maser]

 

[Jigstick]

Can someone explain this to me?

“Shit on the bed” with his accent

 

[232593]

 

[Maser]

 

[Ramius]

 

[CCW1911]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[stemikel]

 

[corey4]

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Took me a few seconds lol

I literally thought to myself, "WTF does a a kid with a fro, a white chick and a bronc....oohhhhh LOL"

 

[TonyTheTiger]

Took me a few seconds lol

I literally thought to myself, "WTF does a a kid with a fro, a white chick and a bronc....oohhhhh LOL"

Same.

 

[Qpski]

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Looks accurate to me.

 

[JoshPutman]

But that Bronco isn't white.

 

[Bullfrog08]

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Its a good morning for some Orange Juice!

 

[GreenGO Juan]

 

[powdahound76]

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Kinda wonder if the scenery isnt a tad different……

 

[GreenGO Juan]

 

[TurdFerguson]

 

[Blue Sky Country]

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I think the Austin Metcalf murder helped Kyle Rittenhouse get his bearings and get back on track again. There was a period of time beginning in mid-2024 when Kyle was starting to falter and worry us a bit with his tweets. Never got derailed but there was DEFINITELY some wheel slip. We were wondering just what libtard celebrity had gotten to his mind. Hopefully he's back on the right side for good now seeing how this shit is playing out. BTW Austin Metcalf's father got swatted again this morning. The local LE already knew it was coming because assclowns supporting Karmelo was doing it nonstop for the last few days.

 

[Threadcutter308]

I think the Austin Metcalf murder helped Kyle Rittenhouse get his bearings and get back on track again. There was a period of time beginning in mid-2024 when Kyle was starting to falter and worry us a bit with his tweets. Never got derailed but there was DEFINITELY some wheel slip. We were wondering just what libtard celebrity had gotten to his mind. Hopefully he's back on the right side for good now seeing how this shit is playing out. BTW Austin Metcalf's father got swatted again this morning. The local LE already knew it was coming because assclowns supporting Karmelo was doing it nonstop for the last few days.

I've always thought that Rittenhouse would have done/will do well to converse on an ongoing basis with Mark Richards, his Defense Attorney. I'm posting up Richard's post trial/not guilty verdict press conference;



Presonally, I think the guy has his head screwed on very straight and would be a very, very good mentor for Kyle. He's a very pragmatic, down to earth guy.

 

[JoshPutman]

IYKYK

 

[mi650]

IYKYK

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I think they used my MEPS doc as the model for this.

 

[JoshPutman]

Mine, too! And I could have sworn that mother fucker was drooling!

 

[sirhrmechanic]

IYKYK

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Meat gazer, MD.

It should have been an NBC series…

 

[Threadcutter308]

Meat gazer, MD.

It should have been an NBC series…

Ummmm........

Wasn't "Doogie Howser" a "Meat Gazer" ? Or, was that a "Meat Glazer" ?

So long ago. My memory isn't what it used to be.

 

[JoshPutman]

Nope, not meat gazer. Butthole checker.

 

[John L]

I think they used my MEPS doc as the model for this.

Mine was an 80yo (at least she looked 80) Asian woman.

 

[mi650]

Mine was an 80yo (at least she looked 80) Asian woman.

Did you get a happy ending?

 

[John L]

Did you get a happy ending?

Thankfully NO. LOL Damn that MEPS building in Detroit was one depressing place.

 

[mikeinfwa]

A. That did not look like it achieved anything.

B. The big dude actually wrestling the dog off of the intended target did 99.9% of the heavy lifting.

C. Whatever that other guy did not only looked weird as hell, almost like he wanted to do it for a long time and finally found an opportunity to, but his running to and fro while the other guy was doing all the work reminds one of the actions of these super scared and incompetent folks who start "zigzagging" erratically when a minor shop fire breaks out, adding to the chaos until a Chad arrives on scene and simply plops a heavy board over the burning waste pail, snuffing out the fire's oxygen source.

D. Oh, and of course, this video is now viral and accessible worldwide, so that dude will be spending many sleepless nights ruminating on just how many people are watching it and laughing at him at any given moment. Yikes. LOL.

I heard that grabbing the dogs rear legs and lifting them up like a wheelbarrow is an effective method to stop or disrupt an aggressive dog attack

 

[Eostech]

I heard that grabbing the dogs rear legs and lifting them up like a wheelbarrow is an effective method to stop or disrupt an aggressive dog attack

Doubt it, no one here seems to understand the drive of an aggressive dog.

 

[Halfnutz]

I heard that grabbing the dogs rear legs and lifting them up like a wheelbarrow is an effective method to stop or disrupt an aggressive dog attack

Probably because it gives easy access to thier butthole.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Probably because it gives easy access to thier butthole.

That’s why Scotsmen wear big rubber Wellington boots…. You can put the sheep’s rear legs in the boot and they can’t escape!!

Sirhr

 

[Maliclipse]