Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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In the late 90’s while working at GD in C4I, we had a Sales and Marketing Dept, and a separate Business Development department with separate functions.
Soon an inspirational leader / newly retired 2 star comes in to take over everything customer facing who said to “just combine the 2”. We did.
For about a couple of weeks, I and about 20 others were in GD’s “BDS&M” department. We all loved it as it was a great ice breaker when talking to customers, coworkers and even some competitors, most thought it was great (and one moderately nice looking admin asked if she could join BDS&M because she had ‘experience’).
We were rolling on the floor with boosted morale.
Then a customer let our leader know what the alternative acronym was, He asked why we didn’t tell him, nobody said a thing.
Oh well it was great while it lasted.
Yep true story.
Democrat Rep. Eric Swalwell Spotted Maskless and Shirtless on a Camel in Qatar While Scolding People For Not Following Covid Rules
I heard he saw an old camel out behind the embassy. There was a ladder leaning against the wall. He asked his guide, what's the ladder and camel doing there? Well sir, sometimes the men get worked up and they use the camel. Swalwell thought for a second, you know after my ride I could use a little relief. So he grabbed the ladder and set it up behind the camel dropped his pants, climbed up and started to pump away on the old camel. When he was finished, he pull his pants up and climbed back down. Turning to his guide he asked is that the way the others do ? NO SIR! the others ride the camel to the brothel in town.
I heard he saw an old camel out behind the embassy. There was a ladder leaning against the wall. He asked his guide, what's the ladder and camel doing there? Well sir, sometimes the men get worked up and they use the camel. Swalwell thought for a second, you know after my ride I could use a little relief. So he grabbed the ladder and set it up behind the camel dropped his pants, climbed up and started to pump away on the old camel. When he was finished, he pull his pants up and climbed back down. Turning to his guide he asked is that the way the others do ? NO SIR! the others ride the camel to the brothel in town.
I have the same combo. My knife might be missing even more finish. Great knife though. I took it to Afghanistan and my little brother borrowed it for Iraq and Afghanistan. Still in decent shape.
Spring broke four or five years ago. Benchmade had it back to me in about 10 days. Deploys faster than the original.
I've broken the pocket clip 3 times. Benchmade sent me a replacement within a week each time.
Fuck SNL! MadTV will always be the best sketch comedy show!
New Snipers HIde Challenge...
Eat an egg salad sandwich while watching Dr. Pimple Popper.
Game on, cupcakes...
Sirhr
Eat an egg salad sandwich while watching Dr. Pimple Popper.
Game on, cupcakes...
Sirhr
Only if I could eat some warm cottage cheese too
That challenge is way too easy, let me know when you find a real challenge.
Doc
Doc
Oh for heavens sake you are a sick mofo.
Who gives a fuck about the camel?? Below is what really matters.
From the article:
"The trip to Qatar was paid for by US-Qatar Business Council, a special interest group that spent more than $84,000 on at least 5 lawmakers’ travel."
And these politicians have OUR best interests on the front of their minds??
Probably just stubbed it on something.
Thank you,
MrSmith
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MrSmith
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